This is a hot site.
I love it when a clit looks like a 2 year old’s penis
Not that i know what a 2 year old’s penis looks like
but i thought it was more descriptive that “micro penis”
Get it… these clits are so big the look like mini-cock heads
maybe that was more PC.
I don’t like talking about naked little boys
I take back the 2 year old penis comment – I am not that kind of stepfather – I dont coach soccer

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This site is devoted to Lindsay Lohan
They have all the lyrics to her songs on the album
If that doesn’t excite you
I don’t know what will

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They also have a picture section

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This clip is obviously nothing too rare – it is on iFilm.com
It is Elvis drunk and drunk is cool thus making Elvis cool!

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Lohan is covering her face.
It is sad
She does that when she goes down on me
It’s because she knows she’s a naughty girl doing lots of coke, she is having random sexual encounters and least importantly – Lip Syncing….

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For more go here

and for the Lohan drug overdose pics go here (i am lying, she didn’t have an overdose, it just felt nice to say)

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Probably the weirdest group of people on the internet
I know this is debatable…
But if you want a good laugh
Click Here

Topics of note:

Videos of Guys Using the Fleshlight
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Safe way to Shave Cock
Here

Different techniques in fucking the Fleshlight
Here

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Who is Jeremy Irons.

I got this from CelebNewsWire.com
I would say something about this
If I knew who he was!

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This is Amy’s online Lingerie store.
Amy is the model
Amy poses topless
We like boobs
We don’t really like Amy or her product line
But she is topless.

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I know you don’t think fat people have sex
But they do
Especially when they are girls
Because there is always a guy horny enough to stick it to them
I am never that horny
I am that fat (I’m mexican, we’re all fat!)

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Jamie – Lynn Spears in a bikini.

This shit is Puberty and pre-implants – hot

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Paris and Nicole are shopping at Fendi
They have a lot of dogs
Dogs are the fashion accessory of the year
A little inconvenient
Because they shit
Paris has a hired mexican to pick up Princess’ shit
I know this because I am that hired Mexican.
That’s how I know about her herpes, I am sent to the pharmacy
to pick up her Valtrex.

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UPDATE – CHARLIZE THERON DOES HAVE A HIRED POOPER SCOOPER

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