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2004

02

Dec

I am – 70s and 80s Porno

Big Bush
Big Boob
Big Erection
Here

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2004

02

Dec

I am – Katie Holmes

I never watched Dawson Creek because the characters used really big words.
I found it obnoxious. I also find it hard to get into soap opera story lines.
I like to watch porn.

Here is Kate Holmes Fashing

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2004

02

Dec

It's 1AM

and i have to be up at the crack of my ass tomorrow morning, this morning, but NOOOOO, i’m working for the ingrown cunt hair that is my boss. when i could be getting skull fucked right now, enjoying a simultaneous rectum and pap smear back- by a titty twisting sex offender named, Lloyd.

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2004

02

Dec

It’s 1AM

and i have to be up at the crack of my ass tomorrow morning, this morning, but NOOOOO, i’m working for the ingrown cunt hair that is my boss. when i could be getting skull fucked right now, enjoying a simultaneous rectum and pap smear back- by a titty twisting sex offender named, Lloyd.

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2004

01

Dec

I am – crocheted vagina

Let me introduce myself..I am – Back Rown Bobby. I have recently been granted honorary contributer status to the internet mudflap we all know as Drunkenstepfather. This is my drunken feature – Ebay Items for your mom.

This lady makes crocheted vaginas for a living….What? You dont know what a crocheted vagina is? Click here

NO returns on ripped vaginas

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2004

01

Dec

I am – Von Recklinghausen’s Disease

If you don’t know what that is click here:

and the point of this entry is to say – Mena Suvari (who’s that) has it

Picture Here

Update – Mena Suvari is the Alien from the movie American Pie/Beauty

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2004

01

Dec

I am – Von Recklinghausen's Disease

If you don’t know what that is click here:

and the point of this entry is to say – Mena Suvari (who’s that) has it

Picture Here

Update – Mena Suvari is the Alien from the movie American Pie/Beauty

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2004

01

Dec

I am – Shitting in Your Stairway

I don’t speak weird languages.
I can barely speak english
What I gather from this – is that some dude was shitting in an apartment building staircase
People got annoyed and set up a camera to catch him.
How crafty…don’t people realize that there is always a camera following them
this is reality TV generation

The story and more are here

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2004

01

Dec

I am – Jesus’ Gospel

“When watching a baby suck on a bottle, do not think pedophilic thoughts, think, that kid is a lucky because he gets to suck on his mom’s tits”

How do I know that the kid is a bastard? Because mommy is a slut and she doesn’t know who daddy is…

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2004

01

Dec

I am – Jesus' Gospel

“When watching a baby suck on a bottle, do not think pedophilic thoughts, think, that kid is a lucky because he gets to suck on his mom’s tits”

How do I know that the kid is a bastard? Because mommy is a slut and she doesn’t know who daddy is…

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