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2007

11

Apr

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I wish something interesting happened today that I could sit here and talk about but nothing happened, it never really does. I haven’t left the house in a few days because I was sick. I tried going to my cigar store, or the piece of shit immigrant store that sells cigars, it was the only one in the area that did, but they phased that shit out over the last 3 days so now I have nowhere to get my one true friend. I also met a homeless lookin’ motherfucker on the street and he told me he was going on vacation…My life is a vacation so I can’t really complain, but it’d be a lot more interesting if that vacation was on the motherfucking beach. I have a thing for bikinis, and I don’t get to see nearly enough, but I did get you links so click them because they suck and so do you… CUDDLES.

I am going to post the donate here button again, cuz I didn’t get the 1500 dollars yet. I did get an email asking why it said drunkenstepfahter.com and that’s cuz I signed up like a retard – Thanks for your support in getting me out of this mess.












Halle Berry Lookin’ Hot
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More Steven Tyler Penis from a Few Months Ago
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Some Chick Named Nicky Chase Posing
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College Girl Strips Video
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Some Chick Named Busty Alli Posing
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A Back hoe paddling a barge because I am Bored
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Paris and Nicole Simple Life Update
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Hot Photographer – Tony Stamolis
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Flesh Flick – Lots of Women
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Gwenth Paltrow Shows off Her Stomach
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Courtney Cox Giving the Finger
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Howard Stern Basks In Imus’ Shame
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Shannon ELizabeth Old Stripping Video
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TV’s Favorite GIFLS
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Some Page 3 Girl Named Nicola Wearing a Pretty Intense Dress
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This Video is Called Dirty Dancing and You’ll Like It
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This Video is Called Me and Katie and It’s Just Girls Dancing
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Lilly Allen is Fat Picture of the Day
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Japanese Air Sex
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Some Pice of the Complex Party With Paris, Kim Kardashian and the Hot Armenian Sluts at Hollyscop
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Japanese teenage trio, “Pink Saturn” definate Lip Slip
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More Japanese Teenage trio
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Some girl singing a Madonna song, and dancing in panties.
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Speaking of which, here is a girl taking a leak:
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Group Shower Picture of the Day
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These are quite old, and I’m sure you’ve seen them. But this is Milla Jovovich doing some all nude modeling at the old age of just 14.
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Google Earth Does Africa Genocide
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Slumber Party Picture of the Day
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Another hot Slumber Party Picture
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Paris Hilton Showing Up to a Party Nude with Fake Tits
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Jessica Simpson Camel Toe
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American Idol Slut has another sex Tape
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2007

11

Apr

I am – Day Dreamin' of Joining a Cult of the Day

So my donate here button didn’t really work. I got all of one donation and I still owe 1,500 dollars, it was worth trying because in my fantasies Lohan reads this site, and 1,500 dollars to her isn’t even what goes up her nose every night, so I figured she’d be willing to share since I’ve been so good to her but maybe my dreams of Lohan aren’t real. It turns out that no one reads this site and I still have to come up with the money and I am one day closer to the due date and dates generally stress me the fuck out so I am forced to sit back and weigh my options, the most appealing one is to join a cult, where none of my problems matter and all I have to do is give my wife away to the cult leader in exchange for paradise….something I am willing to do…Either way, here’s my day dream.

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2007

11

Apr

I am – Day Dreamin’ of Joining a Cult of the Day

So my donate here button didn’t really work. I got all of one donation and I still owe 1,500 dollars, it was worth trying because in my fantasies Lohan reads this site, and 1,500 dollars to her isn’t even what goes up her nose every night, so I figured she’d be willing to share since I’ve been so good to her but maybe my dreams of Lohan aren’t real. It turns out that no one reads this site and I still have to come up with the money and I am one day closer to the due date and dates generally stress me the fuck out so I am forced to sit back and weigh my options, the most appealing one is to join a cult, where none of my problems matter and all I have to do is give my wife away to the cult leader in exchange for paradise….something I am willing to do…Either way, here’s my day dream.

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2007

11

Apr

I am – Aisleyne Horgan Wallace's Classy Outfit of the Day

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This girl may be known for being on Big Brother, but I know her as the slut who flashes her junk every chance she gets except for today, because this whore outfit is actually covering her up more than her normal upskirts and nip slip outfits she usually wears. I guess that sucks for you, but if I’d were you I’d shift my focus to actual aspects of your life that need work and not dwell on some half famous slut not exposing herself as a reason to ruin your day….

I went on a walk to the bank today because I am trying to find a way to pay for the server and figured I’d ask them for a credit card. I got stuck behind two rich mother’s talking about their kids. They were definitely not friends, but knew each other because their kids went to the same school. They were talking about a recent family tree project they had to do over the holidays and one mother was trying to put the other mother by politely saying that her kids were nothing because they didn’t add birth dates to the family tree.

I just realized how boring my story was, I was going to write about how girls who dress like sluts are usually bad in bed but when watching them politely go for each other’s throats, by attacking each other’s kids politely with a smile, thinking to themselves that the other one is a total cunt with an ugly baby, I started laughing and I never laugh. You have to be a pretty bored rich house wife to waste your fucking time fighting about family trees and school projects. I know that that meeting will lead to a discussion at dinner in both houses dissing each other to their families because that’s all he excitement they had seen for the day.

Braggin about how great your kids are is fine, I guess, but I’d rather see the whole process of them getting knocked up, but that’s just because I am a pervert and like watching people have sex, something that we will all see Aisleyne Horgan Wallace do in the next few years.

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2007

11

Apr

I am – Aisleyne Horgan Wallace’s Classy Outfit of the Day

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This girl may be known for being on Big Brother, but I know her as the slut who flashes her junk every chance she gets except for today, because this whore outfit is actually covering her up more than her normal upskirts and nip slip outfits she usually wears. I guess that sucks for you, but if I’d were you I’d shift my focus to actual aspects of your life that need work and not dwell on some half famous slut not exposing herself as a reason to ruin your day….

I went on a walk to the bank today because I am trying to find a way to pay for the server and figured I’d ask them for a credit card. I got stuck behind two rich mother’s talking about their kids. They were definitely not friends, but knew each other because their kids went to the same school. They were talking about a recent family tree project they had to do over the holidays and one mother was trying to put the other mother by politely saying that her kids were nothing because they didn’t add birth dates to the family tree.

I just realized how boring my story was, I was going to write about how girls who dress like sluts are usually bad in bed but when watching them politely go for each other’s throats, by attacking each other’s kids politely with a smile, thinking to themselves that the other one is a total cunt with an ugly baby, I started laughing and I never laugh. You have to be a pretty bored rich house wife to waste your fucking time fighting about family trees and school projects. I know that that meeting will lead to a discussion at dinner in both houses dissing each other to their families because that’s all he excitement they had seen for the day.

Braggin about how great your kids are is fine, I guess, but I’d rather see the whole process of them getting knocked up, but that’s just because I am a pervert and like watching people have sex, something that we will all see Aisleyne Horgan Wallace do in the next few years.

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2007

11

Apr

I am – Pamela Anderson Tits in a Bikini of the Day

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Pamela Anderson looks pretty good for an old lady with a bunch of kids and an STD. I am not going to hate on her fake tits or talk about how those fuckers made her all kinds of money because you already know that. I am not going to talk about how she was lucky to have had made the kind of money she did, because if she was still stripping in Vancouver I can guarantee she’d look a lot fucking worse than she does now. Her skin would be hanging off her face more than it is now, her tits would be some kind of discount botched job hanging all lopsided and round and her ass would be fatter from living off a french fry diet, because we all know that old strippers don’t make much money and after paying for their kids, their tanning salon minutes, their smokes and their cocaine, there’s little room for an organic diet…

What I am getting at is that her tits are the same thing as a construction worker’s pick-up truck, or a doctor’s university education, or a tattoo artist’s tattoo parlor. They are a business tool, like my not shaving, showering, grooming for the last 6 days, prepping to go out and pan handle to pay off my server debt… We all do what we have to and I’d’ still slam Pam raw dog, hepatitis and all, because I think hep would be a good angle for my begging for change money making scheme.

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2007

11

Apr

I am – Paris Hilton and Her New Boyfriend of the Day

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I read somewhere that Paris Hilton sues websites that say she has herpes. I want to get sued by Paris Hilton because it will give me something to do with myself, a purpose. So here are pictures of Paris and some punk she gave herpes. It’s apparently defamation of character to say that, even though we’ve all seen pictures of her Valtrex Herpes medication and her get fucked without a condom on.

I know for a fact that bitch has herpes, I used to have a text message relationship with Stavros and he pretty much implied it when he accidently wrote me saying “Where you at?” thinking I was someone else. That’s one of my arguments if bitch comes after me, my other argument is that dude’s a total frat boy cunt proven by he’s lame t-shirt and stupid hair, but no matter how hard I try, I can’t seem to get sued by the stars because I am a fucking loser.

Bonus – Paris Hilton Modeling Her Own Tacky Piece of Shit Clothing Line. Her Hips are Lookin’ Like She’s Been Eating Too Much Ice Cream With Fat Dudes…and Hips Don’t Lie.

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2007

11

Apr

I am – Jennifer Aniston's Nipple of the Day

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You know how I do things here, if I see a celebrity with an erect nipple, nipple slip, bikini or doing something worth laughing at, I post it. I don’t really want to go into any more detail than that because it is embarrassing enough as is. I did start doing it to trick you perverts into reading my stories, but since I started the website I haven’t really been able to do a whole lot of much to give you stories worth reading. I am also pretty sure these pictures of Aniston are pretty old, because she’s always wearing a white t-shirt, jeans and a water bottle. She’s part of the Gap generation and will take that shit to the grave.

I used to have a thing for Aniston because her nipples were always hard on Friends, that’s pretty much how easy it is to win my heart. After she got married to Brad Pitt, I lost interest because married girls in white t-shirts and jeans bore the fuck out of me, but since Brad upgraded for a newer model and knocked her up, something Aniston wanted him to do to her but it didn’t happen cuz she is Greek and Greek’s only take it up the ass and anal is the best kind of birth control, that’s why Catholic school girls everywhere are doing it, but that’s not the point, the point is that Aniston is nice and emotionally fucked up right now and those are the best kind of girls to get to buy you things.

Think about it, the love of her life she wanted to have a family with, fucked off with the hottest cunt in hollywood and got her pregnant, leaving plain Jane Aniston all alone a baby-less. It’s like that time that time I hadn’t got high in about 2 days and the girl I was slamming went to the store to get me some milk, she never came back, so I went lookin for her the next day because I had slow response time and found her getting high with some other homeless lookin’ guy, leaving me to fend for myself….whore.

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2007

11

Apr

I am – Jennifer Aniston’s Nipple of the Day

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You know how I do things here, if I see a celebrity with an erect nipple, nipple slip, bikini or doing something worth laughing at, I post it. I don’t really want to go into any more detail than that because it is embarrassing enough as is. I did start doing it to trick you perverts into reading my stories, but since I started the website I haven’t really been able to do a whole lot of much to give you stories worth reading. I am also pretty sure these pictures of Aniston are pretty old, because she’s always wearing a white t-shirt, jeans and a water bottle. She’s part of the Gap generation and will take that shit to the grave.

I used to have a thing for Aniston because her nipples were always hard on Friends, that’s pretty much how easy it is to win my heart. After she got married to Brad Pitt, I lost interest because married girls in white t-shirts and jeans bore the fuck out of me, but since Brad upgraded for a newer model and knocked her up, something Aniston wanted him to do to her but it didn’t happen cuz she is Greek and Greek’s only take it up the ass and anal is the best kind of birth control, that’s why Catholic school girls everywhere are doing it, but that’s not the point, the point is that Aniston is nice and emotionally fucked up right now and those are the best kind of girls to get to buy you things.

Think about it, the love of her life she wanted to have a family with, fucked off with the hottest cunt in hollywood and got her pregnant, leaving plain Jane Aniston all alone a baby-less. It’s like that time that time I hadn’t got high in about 2 days and the girl I was slamming went to the store to get me some milk, she never came back, so I went lookin for her the next day because I had slow response time and found her getting high with some other homeless lookin’ guy, leaving me to fend for myself….whore.

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2007

10

Apr

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I am watching American Idol because I only have one Channel. Jennifer Lopez is on and I hate her because she has more money than a piece of latina shit should have. I am just bitter, not becaue this asshole singing is trying to be Justin Timberlake the Wal Mart version or because the bitch Simon said had nice legs is wearing shorts to play that card but because of the bill for $1500 that I can’t seem to get out of. I did what I could, I fought it, I yelled at them and now it looks like I just have to pay them unless you work for theplanet.com and can erase the charge. It is the most expensive bill I’ve ever had and I don’t think that’s a good thing.

I am putting up a donate here button, because it’s the only way I know how to pay it off, people don’t believe in advertising on my site because I am pretty vulgar and link to smut so I am relying on you…

I know you don’t have money and if you did you wouldn’t give it to me, so I don’t really expect you to donate anything, I figured it was worth a try cuz maybe one of you 20 is some rich kid with nothing better to do than spend daddy’s money on me. Point of all this is to say that I’ll hate you whether you donate or not.












I guess this is virtual pan handling and a definite all time low….Here are my links:


Joe Francis Gets Arrested
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Kim Kardashian And Mischa Barton Hang Out in Wet T-Shirts Together
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Some Debbie Does Dallas Reality Show Update
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Charlotte Church Eats Everything in Sight While on the Beach Pregnant
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A Whole Lot of Cleavage Pics
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Jessica Alba in Her Panties
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Gawker is on CNN and Look Like Idiots When Will They Invite Me?
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Sexy Music Video For You To Dance To
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This i Why I Will Never Go To Asia
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Hunter S Thompson and Conan O’Brien Shoot Guns and Drink Booze Cuz They Are Cooler Than Us
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Some Girl Named Carmen Takes a Bath
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Minor League Baseball Player Jumps Over Cars Cuz He’s Black
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Some Slut Dancing in a School Uniform
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Elisabetta Gregoraci Bikini
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Sienna Miller Shows Off Her Underwear
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Nudist Girls Feed Each Other Grapes
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Marisa Miller Costa Rica Photoshoot Video
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Ali Landry Takes a Bubble Bath
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I don’t know who Lisa Marie Scott Is But I like Her in the Bathroom in her Underwear
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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One of Britney’s Ex’s Talks About Her Crotch
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Larry Birkhead is Anna Nicole’s Baby Daddy
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Mena Suvari Topless Beach Gif For Good Times
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Gawker Does Party Picture Analysis
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Africa Wants U2, At Least Someone Does, Unfortunately for them, they Africa is Just Part of Their Marketing Campaign
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Firefighter Caught in a Bikini
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A tribute to Britney When She was Hot
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Aria Giovanni in Club Confidential
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Porn Star Party Pics from Some Shitty Local Club With Body Painting….
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Nicolas Cage Japanese Interview
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Karolina Kurkova La Senza Campaign
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Christina Ricci Hot in Player Magazine
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Flesh Flicks – Life Lessons
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Pink Panties Video
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Photobucket Masturbation
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Melissa Glibert Nipples
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Botched Wrestling Moves Video
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Danielle Lloyd Lingerie Shoot
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Liv Wylder Rides the Sybian on Howard Stern
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Ginger is Pretty Hot Post Pregnancy
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In Regina Spektor’s Practice Space Lookin’ At Her Tits
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Topless Girl on British TV
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Pictures from Some Hungarian Sex Fest Part 1
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Pictures from Some Hungarian Sex Fext Part 2
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Brazilian Chick Wipes Out On a Scooter
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This Video is Called the B Team
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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David Duchovny Is Constipated
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Girl Goes From Cute to Ugly in 10 Seconds
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Avril Lavigne Buys Travis Barkers House Because She’s Punk Rock
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Janne Jameson is Nude in FHM Cuz You’ve Never Seen Her Get Fucked Before
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Soka Kapocs in CKM Magazine Because Her Name Confuses Me
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Some American Idol Whore Is Anorexic
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Scarlett Johansson Is Banging Some Dude Named Ryan Reynolds Who Banged Some Dude Named Alanis Morisette
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Some Nipples on the Runway
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Kirsten Dunst Smokes Weed
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Girl Fight Compilation
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Photobucket Cleavage
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You Need Sex, I Need Money, This Shit Works…
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