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2007

16

Feb

I am – Sophie Monks Anorexic and Bullemic Legs of the Day

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Sophie Monk is some slut from Australia who is dating one of the gay dudes from Good Charlotte. I think he’s the one who sucks off the other one everynight. They are twins and when twins fuck each other it’s not faggot and it’s not incest, it’s masturbation. I am only posting these cuz I am hooked on legs and her legs are skinny as fucking shit…but not shit that comes out of your ass cuz that shits got more bulk than an 80 year old on a fiber diet but the kind of shit you drop as a figure of speech. Too bad I don’t know shit about grammar… I as going to go on with this post but realized that it fucking sucks. I think it’s time for me to get some sleep cuz I am fucking messed up….now fuck yourself. I am always up for skinny bitches, it reminds me of drug addiction and poverty…2 of my favorite things. CUDDLES….

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2007

16

Feb

I am – The Carter Family Motivates Me of the Day

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I still don’t know why my site is white. That’s what happens when you aren’t a web designer but still run a website. Technical shit goes crazy but there’s nothing I can do about it, because I never graduated from high school. Speaking of not graduating from high school, I went to a friend’s house on Christmas and turned on the TV. The House of Carters show was one and I realized that there is hope for pieces of trash everywhere to make it. I think it may have been the first episode where the family all re-united at the house and the fat sister who I wanted to fuck but was scared of because she obviously had herpes, like all trashy college girls do, was wasted…I came across these pictures and although they aren’t very sexy, they are being used as my inspiration to keep on writing shitty posts, maybe one day I will be like the Carter Family…..

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2007

16

Feb

I am – Tonya from MTV’s Real World Does Softcore of the Day

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This is some bitch from an MTV reality show rocking some softcore porn movie, I am not posting it to tell you a story of my night drinkng shitty pitchers of beer and bumming rides in the back of kidnapper vans, I am posting it to say that pieces of shit reality stars rarely become famous. They have a better chance making youtube videos cuz that’s what studio execs have turned to. Great story…Admit it…and my site is still white.

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2007

16

Feb

I am – Tonya from MTV's Real World Does Softcore of the Day

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This is some bitch from an MTV reality show rocking some softcore porn movie, I am not posting it to tell you a story of my night drinkng shitty pitchers of beer and bumming rides in the back of kidnapper vans, I am posting it to say that pieces of shit reality stars rarely become famous. They have a better chance making youtube videos cuz that’s what studio execs have turned to. Great story…Admit it…and my site is still white.

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2007

16

Feb

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t know why the fuck my site is white….

My stepLINKS in the sidebar still don’t work because I am working a budget here and that means that things take a long fucking time to make happen. I am still convinced that you fuckers think that it’s an ad, so I am sticking to the old style steplinks for now….Until you little cunt are trained.

The concept of training a cunt was always so fascinating, you know making it roll over and stay in place, I was always pretty good at making the cunts I encountered play dead…it coulda been the roofies but was most likely my stink. I slept a lot today. I guess that’s the good thing about not having a job. The bad thing is when it comes time to buying a bottle of liquor or cigars because I’m poor…but I work out a deal with my Sri Lanka Store Owner…Motherfucker thinks I’m on TV and gives me good deals.

I guess the point is that it is fucking cold outside and I am going to wander the streets tonight, cuz that’s the only thing I can afford to do….If anything worth happening happens, I’ll let you know…I have nowhere else to really talk about it…

In the meantime, here are my links – old school style…

This Video is Called Sweets Stuff:
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Trump VS McMahon “I’ll Kick Your Ass” Video, Because He Will Do Anything For Publicity
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Anna Nicole Should Have Died More Often…It was Good For Business
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Charlize Theron is to Play Anna Nicole Smith in the Anna Nicole Movie and these are Pics of her Posing as Marilyn Monroe
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Mr Belding From Saved by the Bell and Some Cunt Football Player Named Tony Romo Since a Journey Song with Some Shitty LA Cover Band
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This Site Posted This Video 3 Weeks After I Did Cuz I am the Best Blog on the Internet
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Sienna Miller is Loveless in London. But I Love Her So Her Life Has Some Kind of Meaning According to Me
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Milli Vanilli The Movie Is Getting Made Because The Are Better at Karaoke than any Japanese School Girl…
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Britney Spears Tells You a Story and It’s Worth It
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Dude Breaks Up With His Gf In Front of a Huge Crowd…Amazing
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Some Bitch Named Jennifer Naked and Hot
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Jordan Showing Off Her 32F Tits
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A Jenna Jameson Retrospective
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Another Hot Webcam Girl
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Probably One of the Most Interesting Sites on the Internet
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Some Hot Big Breasted Chick Posting in her Lingerie
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This Video Is Called Hot Dame
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Some Hot Girl Filming Herself Cumming Amazing…
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Lohan Models Girls Gone Wild Clothing
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Bitches Aint Shit Contest that I Should Join Not Because I like the Band But Because My Video Would Be About Me Seducing Girls and Shitting on their Foreheads…I am poetic like that.
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Jessica Simpson’s New Ad Campaign Cuz I Want to Know How Meaty Her Box IS
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Kate Moss is A Dream….A Cocaine Dream…And There’s No Better Kind of Dream Than a Cocaine Dreammm
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Hot Chicks Fighting on a Limo – I assume this is Wrestling – Cuz It’s So Classy
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Perez Hilton’s Little Gay Brother Who also thinks he’s cool cuz ppl humor him..
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Some Pervert Get Puked On – I think this is Fake
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Busta Rhymes Used to Like Pussy and Now He Likes Chicken. Fascinating.
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This is called Swollen Pussy Sex and It’s Fucking Gross and NSFW, But I Don’t Have To Tell You That, This Site is Banned at Your Work
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Eva Mendes in Shape Magazine
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Lots of Bar Rafaeli in SI Swimsuit Issue – She’s Leonardo Dicaprio’s Jew Pussy
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Paris Hilton’s Stupid Pants
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Katie Holmes is the Man in Tom Cruise’s HomoFaggot Relationship
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This is Collien Fernandes and the Intro to Her On This Site is Fucking GAYER THAN BICYCLE SHORTS but the pics are worth lookin’ at
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Alessandra Ambrosio is Shopping – I know it’s Old But Girls With Bras Turn Me On as Much as Girls Without Bras
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White GIrls Shaking their Asses VIdeo
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Jessica Biel Smoking Weed in a Towel Video
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Italian Students Molest their Teacher During Class – I think
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Drunk Party Girls Show Off Their Asses
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Some Girl Named Luna Does a Hot Cam Show
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Random Quotes of a Fat Stripper
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Lookin’ Good Tanlines
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Hot Nipple Piercing Picture of the Day
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British Chicks Have Largest European Breasts
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New Fat Urban Pinup Piece of Trash Hipster Cokeslut
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This Video is Called Boys and Girls:
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Valentines is Over – But the Sluts are Still Horny and Willing to Fuck This Will Help You…
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2007

15

Feb

I am – Marisa Miller Body Paint Pictures of the Day

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This girl Marisa Miller has a pretty amazing body and I always dreamt about marrying a bikini model, now I am stuck with a candidate for the heart and stroke foundations billboard. I tried zooming in on her box to see her junk, but couldn’t make anything out. I am sure they air brushed her meat out, which is a total pain in the ass for your jerking off right now. I know these hit the net yesterday and I saw them then but wasn’t going to post them, but realized that in the end, I really had no choice and that’s all I have to say about that.

To see more body paint pics from SI GO

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2007

15

Feb

I am – Cameron Diaz Trying to be Fit – Innit of the Day

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Cameron Diaz is like any newly single chick. She’s found herself a rebound dude to fuck, brags about how big his dick is and tells the world how happy and complete her life is, all while her ex-boyfriend is at the height of his career fucking girls a lot younger and hotter and tighter in the box than the old washed up hag that is Diaz, something she probably knows deep down inside. That’s why she’s hitting the gym, because a dude 10 years older than her will find her a catch and pretty much every single one of you would fuck her, but that’s not saying much considering you had a one night stand with a jar of peanut butter last night. It was valentines day and you deserved to cum into something smooth and creamy instead of all over your belly in shame, like you normally do. I know deep down inside your going to get hard tomorrow when you see your mom eating her morning toast using the same peanut butter you had sex with. All you’ll be thinking about is how awesome it is to see a girl swallow, even though it’s your fucking mom, sick fuck. I am sure that never stopped you in the past when you started stealing her sexy panties and putting them up in your grill.

I don’t know where I am going with this, but a girl I met tonight knew the site and called me a pervert….It broke my heart.

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2007

15

Feb

I am – Kim Kardashian’s Old Picture of the Day

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Here’s a picture of Kim Kardashian when she was younger and still a slut, she just didn’t look as made-up as she is now but it’s still the same bundle of shit. I don’t know if she was Paris’ Sidekick at this point, you know doing her homework for her and making Paris look hotter than she is by comparison but I guess that doesn’t really matter. I am not posting this cuz it’s a hot picture, it’s just nice to have a historical reference of the pussy you’ve been jerking off to the past 2 days. Pervert…

If you want to see her pussy video clip GO

If you want to see the other 2 released clips GO

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2007

15

Feb

I am – Kim Kardashian's Old Picture of the Day

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Here’s a picture of Kim Kardashian when she was younger and still a slut, she just didn’t look as made-up as she is now but it’s still the same bundle of shit. I don’t know if she was Paris’ Sidekick at this point, you know doing her homework for her and making Paris look hotter than she is by comparison but I guess that doesn’t really matter. I am not posting this cuz it’s a hot picture, it’s just nice to have a historical reference of the pussy you’ve been jerking off to the past 2 days. Pervert…

If you want to see her pussy video clip GO

If you want to see the other 2 released clips GO

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2007

15

Feb

I am – Ali Landry’s Fake See-Thru Shirt of the Day

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Here’s another picture of some slut in a see-thru shirt only this bitch is named Ali Landry and her idea of see-thru is wearing some mesh bullshit that has a built in strapless bra. I didn’t fucking steal my neighbors internet connection to see a fucking strapless bra bitch, enough with the teasing and do something right, maybe if you showed a little nipple I’d know who the fuck you are.

That said, I was thinking about my past sex life yesterday, seeing as it was Valentines Day. I realized that I have never had a blow-job in a movie theater and that makes me feel like I missed out on my youth. When I asked my stepdaughter about it she told me she gives them to dudes all the times. When I asked her if she had a boyfriend, she told me that she usually meets dudes there. Sometimes, I think my stepdaughter is my dream girl, probably cuz I raised her proper….Either way – the chances of me getting movie head are about as likely as this bitches nipple breaking through her shitty bra. Mainly cuz I can’t get hard. Whore.

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