Today is pretty smutty and that’s ok. I figure since the site is banned everywhere there’s nothing wrong with posting a little box action, and by box action I mean vagina. These pictures were sent to me and the girl is supposed to be some myspace slag, the kind with a lot of friends and a lot of half naked pics wishing to be the next Tila Tequila. It’s nice to have dreams…..

Speaking of Dreams, I was at the strip club the other night and I saw a bitch with down’s syndrome on the stage dancing around like a retard, which was pretty appropriate…considering she had down’s syndrome. Anyway she was in a thong had her jaw was wired half shut and was rocking stripper shoes, the funny thing about the whole situation wasn’t the dumb look on her face but the fact that she had one leg longer than the other and one of her boots had a heel and the other didn’t a lot like the uneven legged homeless dude I posted about a long time ago here….….the beauty of her stripping was that she was always available and probably wasn’t very good at counting…giving you a little more bang for your buck…all while making a dream come true like you were make a wish foundation and the lap dance booth was DisneyWorld.

Either way, this myspace girl may not have a retardation, but I do hope one of you have her profile so that I can do a stepINTERVIEW with her. Cuddles…

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Today is pretty smutty and that’s ok. I figure since the site is banned everywhere there’s nothing wrong with posting a little box action, and by box action I mean vagina. These pictures were sent to me and the girl is supposed to be some myspace slag, the kind with a lot of friends and a lot of half naked pics wishing to be the next Tila Tequila. It’s nice to have dreams…..

Speaking of Dreams, I was at the strip club the other night and I saw a bitch with down’s syndrome on the stage dancing around like a retard, which was pretty appropriate…considering she had down’s syndrome. Anyway she was in a thong had her jaw was wired half shut and was rocking stripper shoes, the funny thing about the whole situation wasn’t the dumb look on her face but the fact that she had one leg longer than the other and one of her boots had a heel and the other didn’t a lot like the uneven legged homeless dude I posted about a long time ago here….….the beauty of her stripping was that she was always available and probably wasn’t very good at counting…giving you a little more bang for your buck…all while making a dream come true like you were make a wish foundation and the lap dance booth was DisneyWorld.

Either way, this myspace girl may not have a retardation, but I do hope one of you have her profile so that I can do a stepINTERVIEW with her. Cuddles…

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I have no idea who this bitch is, but shes in some kind of show that you virgins have probably seen and have posters of in your room. It’s not your fault you like space, a depressing life on Earth is always better when fantasies of Alien chicks who would actually let you stick your dick in their 4 alien cunts is a nice escape from the fat chick who lives next door rejecting you when you asked to take her out for ice cream….and we all know that all fat chicks LOVE ice cream… I don’t really have more more to say about this, other that I’ve got her Playboy pics, so click the fucking link before Playboy’s asshole lawyers contact blogger and get the shit shut down, because that’s what they do.

Check out the rest out by CLICKING THIS LINK…

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The thing I like about young strippers is that you know what to expect out of their future. I saw a stripper who must have been 18 or 19, she had braces, fake hair, fake lips and most importantly a bad set of fake tits that were so fresh the scars were still pink. She has accepted her future and will probably end up doing gutter porn in some sketchy perverts basement for the internet and I hope that I am that sketchy pervert. Not because I love broken girls with fake hair, tits and lips who want to be porn stars, but because I have always wanted a basement.

Here’s a whole bunch of videos of COCO, that’s Ice T’s porn star girlfriend looking like the whore that she can’t deny she is….LOVE

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The thing I like about young strippers is that you know what to expect out of their future. I saw a stripper who must have been 18 or 19, she had braces, fake hair, fake lips and most importantly a bad set of fake tits that were so fresh the scars were still pink. She has accepted her future and will probably end up doing gutter porn in some sketchy perverts basement for the internet and I hope that I am that sketchy pervert. Not because I love broken girls with fake hair, tits and lips who want to be porn stars, but because I have always wanted a basement.

Here’s a whole bunch of videos of COCO, that’s Ice T’s porn star girlfriend looking like the whore that she can’t deny she is….LOVE

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One of my readers posted a link to his girlfriend in the comments, I downloaded them and this is me posting them for you.

I don’t buy this story for a second, not because she’s hot, let’s face it, she’s pretty much a candidate for a looking good sweetheart link… I don’t buy it cuz I know that you don’t actually get laid and finding pics of topless kitchen trash on the internet isn’t really that fucking hard. This is the kind of girl that you are embarrassed of getting a blowjob from when you pick her up at a shitty bar drunk at 4 am and a blowjob is all that’s on your mind, at least she’s got some weird obsession with the confederate flag. Fuck off.

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One of my readers posted a link to his girlfriend in the comments, I downloaded them and this is me posting them for you.

I don’t buy this story for a second, not because she’s hot, let’s face it, she’s pretty much a candidate for a looking good sweetheart link… I don’t buy it cuz I know that you don’t actually get laid and finding pics of topless kitchen trash on the internet isn’t really that fucking hard. This is the kind of girl that you are embarrassed of getting a blowjob from when you pick her up at a shitty bar drunk at 4 am and a blowjob is all that’s on your mind, at least she’s got some weird obsession with the confederate flag. Fuck off.

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I have been getting dissed by other bloggers for posting “OLD” pictures of Fergie working out and that Lohan coinslot video from 2 years ago. I wish I could say it’s cuz I have a life, but I really don’t. I jut trouble remembering what happened yesterday to that makes me incompetent in bringing you the freshest shit, but there’s nothing wrong with a little sloppy seconds, just think about how many guys the last girl you fucked had…

I guess what it really comes down to is that I don’t give a fuck about celebrity, have no skills in spotting celebs, can’t be bothered knowin what they are up to….I am too busy thinking about my next drink and more importantly, every single vagina I’ve ever seen in my life, on repeat like it was a scratched record or something.

I also have trouble remembering what I’ve posted about because I try to block the shit I write, probably out of embarrassment.

Speaking of embarrassment, my wife started doing sit-ups in the living room and by living room I mean our bedroom, because we are 4 people in a one bedroom apartment. She said she’s trying to lose weight to be sexy for me, I’ve called her fat so much that she’s stopped eating, I figure if she doesn’t eat for the next 8 years, she’ll look good enough, but that’s unlikely, I am sure she’ll be back to the donuts by Monday.

Speaking of donuts, here’s a Myspace message I sent a chick yesterday…..

Hey,

I run a website that features fat chicks daily, I wanted to know if you’d like to be one of the models. It will make you famous and it sure beats sitting in a donut shop getting fatter…

With Love

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

And here are some old or new Beyonce nipple pics…

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I have been getting dissed by other bloggers for posting “OLD” pictures of Fergie working out and that Lohan coinslot video from 2 years ago. I wish I could say it’s cuz I have a life, but I really don’t. I jut trouble remembering what happened yesterday to that makes me incompetent in bringing you the freshest shit, but there’s nothing wrong with a little sloppy seconds, just think about how many guys the last girl you fucked had…

I guess what it really comes down to is that I don’t give a fuck about celebrity, have no skills in spotting celebs, can’t be bothered knowin what they are up to….I am too busy thinking about my next drink and more importantly, every single vagina I’ve ever seen in my life, on repeat like it was a scratched record or something.

I also have trouble remembering what I’ve posted about because I try to block the shit I write, probably out of embarrassment.

Speaking of embarrassment, my wife started doing sit-ups in the living room and by living room I mean our bedroom, because we are 4 people in a one bedroom apartment. She said she’s trying to lose weight to be sexy for me, I’ve called her fat so much that she’s stopped eating, I figure if she doesn’t eat for the next 8 years, she’ll look good enough, but that’s unlikely, I am sure she’ll be back to the donuts by Monday.

Speaking of donuts, here’s a Myspace message I sent a chick yesterday…..

Hey,

I run a website that features fat chicks daily, I wanted to know if you’d like to be one of the models. It will make you famous and it sure beats sitting in a donut shop getting fatter…

With Love

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

And here are some old or new Beyonce nipple pics…

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