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2006

21

Nov

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I know my posts were not celebrity/nudity influenced today and that traffic is going to really suffer because all 10 of you are here to see Paris’ latest nip slip. I know that all I had today was a video of some jackass dancing and an Interview by some dude pretending to be Abi Titmuss…but at least I am not a black man who hangs out in the mall with a baseball hat that still has its labels on and a t-shirt down to my knees krumping to christmas carrols trying to make some extra money to buy momma that turkey she always wanted for christmas dinner…

Here are the links.

I am convinced this is staged for publicity…it’s some Andy Kaufman Shit….There’s No Way Anyone Would Make Racist Jokes this Unfunny. He shoulda just used the “bucket of shit” one….at least I’d be laughing…
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This Deserves It’s Own Post…Realize that Posting This Means I am Giving Up all Kinds of Traffic…
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Look – A Shitty Quality Ass In Underwear On Myspace
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Jennifer Lopez in Haper’s Bazaar
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Hot or Not – Blu Cantrel
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I feel like I’ve posted this Photobucket Girl Already…I guess Sluts Kinda Look the Same
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Two Women Pose as 14 Year Old Girls and Lure People Like You Into Sending Them Pics of Your Cock…Then They Out You to The World as a Child Molestor…Which You Kinda Are….Pervert.
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Some Dude Putting Itching Party On Unsuspecting Japanese Girls (upskirt)
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Courtney Love Naked for POP Magazine
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Paris Hilton’s Recent Tit Slip
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I have Accepted the Fact that Girls Will Never Do This For Me or this Site
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Some Cam Girl in Purple Slaps Her Ass
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Here’s an Obvious Michael Jackson Joke. I hate these kinds of things but you’ll love it. This is me catering to you…
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Vice Always Gets the “HOT” Girls to Flash Their Disgusting Indy Rocker Tits….
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Last Night’s Party Trash
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Montreal’s Last Night’s Party Copy Cat Imitator Biter Not Too Creative Photog. Who I just made way more famous than I should have….
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This is Carolina “Pampitaâ€? Ardohain, Showing Off Her Ass. She’s Some Argentina Bitch I’ve Done Posts On In the Past and I Love Her Ass…
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Stephen James AKA The Artist Formerly Known As StepSteve says “Asians are Weird” Especially in this video…
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Shitty Celebrity Upskirt Video Compilation
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Adriana Lima is My Second Favorite
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This Video Is Called Sloppy Bitch
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Big Brother’s Michelle Bass Streaking
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2,000,000 People Have Seen This “Jeans Removal Video”.. .I Wasn’t One Of Them..Were You??
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Get an Italian Stallion Robe Cuz You’re Lame
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Photobucket Boob … but not the good kind….
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Webcam Girls Videos I Didn’t Watch…Because I’m Not the Virgin in this Relationship
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TRENDMILL SEX OFFENDER AKA HORNYLOHAN WANKER
(to access trendmill use invite code “ds”)
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2007 Pirelli Calenday
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Buy Pheromone Spray Cuz It Pays For My Server Sometimes and Gets You Laid All The Time…And Let’s Face It You Need All The Help You Can Get
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2006

20

Nov

I am – Abi Titmuss Interviews Jodie Marsh of the Day

I still don’t know if this Abi Titmuss site is real. I have a feeling that it isn’t, because no one ever emails me so the chances of some big breasted UK porn lookin’ bitch emailing me is really unlikely. What is more likely is that some dude from the UK started up some fan site and is trying to make as much money as possible before getting sued by the real Abi Titmuss, who is too busy ripping lines and sucking dick to send emails. Some readers have signed up and emailed me that it’s a scam, but either way I have this Titmuss interviews Jodie Marsh interview…..

Abi Titmuss interviews Jodie Marsh for Drunken Stepfather

Hi Jodie, and thanks for agreeing to do this interview with me. To get things started how about yo tell everyone a little about yourself.
Ok, Hi Abi and everyone reading this, I guess I’m famous for being a sex crazy page 3 girl who can’t keep her clothes on! I burst on the scene when I started showing up at film premiers wearing next to nothing.

You mean like the belt dress? Where did you get that idea from?
Its cliché I know but I didn’t have anything to wear so I wrapped a belt around my boobs, just so it covered my nipples. It looked so good that I though I’d try it with two belts one over each shoulder! It worked! And it got it me on the front cover of some tabloids so it was all good baby!

Tell me about your sexual past and your sexual preferences. What rocks you in bed.
Group sex! I love the feeling of being completely fucked. My best sexual experience (sorry Abi, even better than the one on video with you and Matt) was years ago in a barn with 4 guys and another girl. I got the fucking of my life and I’ll never ever forget it. I couldn’t walk for two days!

You are so rude, I’ve never done it with four men at once! I’ve done it with two though so I kind of know what you mean. Talking of rude girls, tell me about your famous ongoing row with Jordan.
Its all one sided. I admit that I don’t like her but she absolutely hates my guts. I think its because everyone knows that her tits are fake and mine are real. Also, Jordan never really got to grips with the fact that she is no different to every other glamour girl. She’s just wank fodder like all glamour girls are. One of the reasons I’m happy is that I know guys wank off to my photos and videos and I love it. I haven’t got any ideas above my station!

If you could do anything differently in your life what would you do?
I would not have done celebrity big brother. I hated it.

What would you do if you bumped into Pete Burns now?
I think I’d kick him in the nuts and run. He’s a nasty piece of work.

Any advice for any girls that want to get into the industry?
You mean the celebporn industry that you and I are in? Just make sure you keep control of your own stuff. If you start making sex videos just make sure that you don’t let them fall into the wrong hands. Look at Paris Hilton. Even though money isn’t a problem for her I bet she would rather have been in control of the situation than get treated like she did.

I hate Paris Hilton, I think she’s an air head. Are you telling me you like her?
Hell no! I can’t stand her anymore than anyone else can. I just think that she was taken for a ride, literally, over that video tape and now the corporate big guys are making all the money which isn’t fair.

Yeah, I know what you mean. She’s still a dumbo though! Looking forward, what does the future hold for Jodie Marsh?
I’m looking forward to the reaction to the hardcore video I’ve done with you for your website. I think all the guys out there are going to love it. If it is popular I’ll probably do some more. I know our mate Linsey fancies doing some with us as well so thats something to think about.

Any special messages for the Drunken Stepfather readers?
Keep wanking guys! We love ya for it!

Thanks Jodie, you horny little bitch!

Hope you enjoyed the interview guys, you can get my hardcore video with Jodie Marsh for free at my official website http://www.totallytitmuss.com

Love and kisses,

Abi

If you want to see me in action, and get all of my hardcore photos and videos visit my very own official website TotallyTitmuss where you can download my porn films including my new XXX video with Jodie Marsh, watch me get naked and fuck for you, as well as read my own horny personal blog.

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2006

20

Nov

I am – Video Response to a Myspace Message of the Day

So some dude sent this to me on myspace:

So, let me ask your opinion. My crappy band played a show last night, and as a last-minute whim we invited a black friend of ours to stand onstage wearing a Swastika armband. Surely, you can see the humor in a black guy wearing Nazi gear, right? The crowd sure didn’t. Now people think we’re Nazis (we’re not, though).

So my question is this: funny, or not funny?

Personally, I’d have to go with “funny”.

My response is that I don’t find swastika humor funny, because it’s easy. It’s like making fun of fat people or retarded people. It’s on the same level as “yo momma” jokes. It’s the cliche bad taste joke to make when you want to show the world just how much you don’t give a fuck. So, if I was at your shitty band’s show, I wouldn’t have laughed unless your show was at at a Bar Mitzvah, then I would have laughed cuz that’s just what I call psycho funny.

If you want funny for your next show, I suggest finding a Jewish guy to do a stupid dance, it will probably win back your jew loving audience that you lost because they think you’re jew haters…

This is a video of my favorite Jew Doing a Retarded Dance of the Day. Notice he is Jewish by his Plasma TV. I’d rent him out to you, but you probably don’t have money, since your band is shitty and since I don’t really know this dude. Just cuz I post the shit doesn’t mean I make it. I hope that answered your question. Cuddles.

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2006

18

Nov

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I did a 15 year old girl’s homework for her. I did a really bad job. I never finished highschool. So I am probably helping her never finish highschool This is what I wrote, maybe you’ll find it funny….

Muffled sounds filled my ears and my eyes felt heavy. I kept looking up towards the shapes in front of me but all i could see was a blur, then blackness. Vivid colors filled my mind and I think I even saw myself running through a field chasing after a butterfly like I did as a child. All of sudden, I heard what sounded like a loud bang, it turned out that it was someone calling my name. I opened my eyes, awoke from my slumber and you were there looking back at me with disgust for falling asleep on my desk, on your time.

These are my links for the day, maybe you’ll find them funny….


Lohan’s Vagina
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Some Girl Dirty Dancing
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This Video Is Called Striptease and I Didn’t Watch It But You Will…
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Adriana Lima – Backstage at Victoria Secret Fashion Show
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The Boobs In The Top Link Belong To This Girl
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Jessica Alba Italian Vanity Fair
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Merkley is Some Photographer I’ve Featured Who Likes To Show Tit
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The Justin Timberlake Bobble Head Experiment – Make Them Famous…
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Some Photobucket Girl Showing Utter…
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Stephanie et Dany Photographie aka Naked Girls on the Beach…
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Hello Miss_Dzyr…You Fat Whore
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Some Leg Shaving on Flickr
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Funny T-Shirts Get You Laid….
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These Guys Wanted Me To Promote Their Video
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Aida Yespica VS Antonella Elia
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French Maid of the Day
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Most Annoying Ad on the Internet
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Jordan Capri Honeymoon Sex Tape
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Girls Slappin It Out
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Bond Girls
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My friends at trendmill have myspace – they asked me to link their profile and I pretty much link everything – so add them
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This is the Old Negro Space Program Documentary – Ken Burns Style.
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Yahoo! Just Bought this Site. I Never Heard of It But Spent an Hour in the Kareoke Contensts…
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Women of the World Find You the Hottest Girls Internationally…See Brazil
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Lindsay Lohan Panty Upskirt
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Some Girl and her Bikini Pics and Her Dog….
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Sexy Car Wash
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Playboy’s Victoria Throton’s Body Painted Plastic Titties…
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Alison Angel Showing Off Her Lady Parts – May Be Deemed Not Safe For Work
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I was told I post too much porn – so I am going to cut it down – here is some guy’s photobucket collection of girls he probably doesn’t know….even though they are ugly as shit.
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This is Porn – but Listen to the Sounds She’s Making- Scary
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Trendmill Sexual Predator of the Day (invite code myspace) if you don’t have access
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Music Video of the Day – Infernal “Self Control” This Girl Can Make Me Dance Anytime
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Kimmy Stewart Has Liver Disease from Drinking Too Much and So Do I…
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Lohan is a Cutter and that Would Turn Me On If I Could Get Turned On…
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Donna Karen Now Has AIDS
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Michelle Heaton (who) shows off her ass-crack
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Hilary Swank in the Pireli Calendar
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Gemma Atkinson – Zoo
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This Cologne Gets You Laid.
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Last Photobucket for the Week…Watch Out You Can See Her Vadge
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2006

18

Nov

I am – girl on bed

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2006

17

Nov

I am – stepSTEVE is Now Stephen James and is in a Band of the Day

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Do you remember stepSTEVE. He lived on my couch and starred in such stepTV classics as “Steve Does a Body Shot Like a Girl”, “Steve Takes a Shit of the Day” (youtube pulled that one), “Rapping for Mayor”, “Jersey Girls are Trash”, “Homeless Man in Bank” and the “Guy Pees on Buckcherry Tour Bus While Girl Rubs her Tits Up on It” that is yet to be released, because stepSTEVE is too busy getting drunk and famous to edit video for me….Since he’s left my couch he’s stopped the stepUPDATE emails, dropped the step from his name and has moved on to bigger and better things, leaving me and my dream behind and running after his own. He joined a band, but not any band…a band that is pretty much already signed.

When asked how the hell a guy who never played an instrument landed a gig in a band that is going to get signed, Steve said:

They thought i looked good, i said i could learn…

So he’s no longer stepSTEVE, he’s now going by the name Stephen James and based on this statement, I think it’s safe to say that the other guys in the band may have a little more in mind for Stephen James than his stage presence, if you know what I mean.

I’d like you all to wish Stephen James luck in his future endeavor and when he does become famous, let’s hope he remembers who gave him a couch to sleep on….

Check out their Myspace. Their is a song on it. Add them as a Friend

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2006

17

Nov

I am – Hoping for the End of Celebrity Blogging of the Day

This is a video of cunt Perez Hilton getting served a Cease and Desist by SplashNewsOnline, a Paparazzi/Photo Agency. I have issues with both the bloggers and the paparazzi. It is hard not to hate the success a fat, lazy, ugly gay man like Perez has achieved. He is making over over $25,000 a month off a shitty blog that probably costs him nothing to run, while I sit here producing the best content on the internet according to me for $300 a month…but that’s not the point, the point is that I don’t understand his appeal but I don’t feel like talking about it, it just upsets me. I guess the only good thing about what he has done is that the assholes who run the paparazzi agencies are losing money. These fuckers run after people like ME when we stumble across their pictures on the internet and post them. One agency called x17 sent me threatening emails like this:

We’re asking that everyone cease and desist using X17’s images, watermarked or not, effective immediately. We’ve gotta get some traffic out of our Britney story….
….we’re losing money, guys!

This means no Britney pix unless you email first and we’ll decide on a case-by-case basis.

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why the mean message? If you think we’re fuckers, I’m happy to start sending the cease and desist letters

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Jesus, jesus! — you do not have the right to use our images in any postings on You Tube or on any site other than your own. We have given blogs the extremely generous use of our image in exchange for links to our site on each image. We do not condone the use of our images for any other purpose without licensing the images for such use. Don’t forget — we’re a photo agency — our business depends on selling our images. I will contact You Tube and ask them to remove your videos that include our images.

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If you do not agree to our terms of use, we will invoice you and take you to court if you don’t pay the invoices. You chose … I’ve got plenty of money to waste on legal fees

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You aren’t even one of the top ten people to link to us — you’ll hear from our lawyer next — we offer you a great deal if you want to link to us. The fact that our pix are all over the internet doesn’t make what you’re doing legal. You can work with us by our rules or you can stop using X17 images. We may not have given you a link yet, but we’re giving you free pictures! What would you site be without all the images you steal from the internet every day … You really have to think about what you’re doing — I think we’ve been pretty nice.

They hate the fact that we release shit they sell the rights to for 1000s of dollars to magazines days/weeks before those magazines go to print. They hate that we make the magazines who fuel their lives obsolete and that we use their “hard” work for free. What I guess they don’t understand is that what they do is worse than stealing a person’s pictures and posting them. They try to steal a person’s privacy, they stalk, follow and sell images of people they don’t even know. This shit is fucking criminal. I know it may seem hypocritcial that I am here posting paparazzi bullshit everyday, but I only do it because it’s available. If it wasn’t, I’d find other things to talk about. I am crafty like that.

I guess what I am saying is that I’d love to see both parties go bankrupt. I’d love to see Perez’s 6 months of fame dwindle into the sewer that is his life….and I’d love to see the cunts making more money than me stalking go bankrupt because all this celebrity obsession is pretty fucking pathetic. I think you need to start focusing on your own useless life and sorting it out than worrying about what penis is in Lohan’s numb from cocaine mouth.

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2006

17

Nov

I am – Fourth Lohan Stalker Post of the Day


I Am – Fourth Lohan Stalker Post Of The Day – video powered by Metacafe

I do this thing where I get my neighbor to call up Lohan and leave her a creepy message. The concept is for her to get a restraining order and get featured on Access Hollywood. Since I don’t really care for Lohan I got bored doing this and this is only my fourth one in the last 5 months, but at least it’s something.

On the positive side of things, this youtube competitor pays 10,000 dollars to anyone who get a 2,000,000 views on a video. I am 10,000 dollars in debt because I haven’t been paying my 500 dollar a month hosting. So pass this around to your friends, watching it 200,000 times because if all 10 of you do that, I’ll be in business for another couple of months.

The pictures in this stalker post are by Terry Richardson. He’s pretty much at the front of this whole American Apparel, Electro, Cocaine, Vice Magazine movement.I used to really dig his pictures of whores and drug kids and sleaze. Unfortunately, so does every 15 year old Jewish girl, making him a lot of money and getting him jobs with GQ but annoying the fuck out of me, cuz I am sleaze too and I am forced to beg you to watch my video 200,000 times to help me pay off my debt….and you aren’t even going to do it….an my site is going to be shut down…and that’s the story I heard…

This post is boring. I am going back to bed. It’s 11 am where I am. That’s too early for me. Enjoy your day at the office, at least it’s friday and at least you can afford toilet paper. Cuddles.

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2006

17

Nov

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I am sitting in Starbucks because the woman who works here caught me outside and told me she had free coffee for me. I am ghetto like that. I sat behind a leather jacket wearing “comedy writer” who has already written 2 movies you’ve never heard of and is filming the third. We pretend we don’t know each other, but I know he used to work at my video store for about 4 years and always charged me late fees…motherfucker’s Kevin Smithin’ it….He’s been writing a message to a girl on myspace for at least 20 minutes. I don’t even spend 20 minutes on these life changing posts, except for maybe the stepLINKS cuz I have to dig like a fucking african tribe lookin’ for water….that’s not the point….the point is that dude best be getting a piece of this bitch he just spent so long myspacing…that message better be fucking tight…it better have her on all fours with a dildo in hand by the end of it….cuz otherwise dude just wasted 20 mintues of his life…That’s the story I heard.

PS – There’s a 12 year old momma’s boy sitting behind me with his mother practicing his french. I’d find it cute if it wasn’t so fucking annoying. I know this kid will be sucking gumballs out of trannies in Brazil in 10 years screaming “Thanks for making me the man-pussy MOM….” That is also the story I heard. Here are my links. Cuddles.

Some Polaroid Picture Artist/Semi-Erotic
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Annie’s Got Nice Muscles and She Owns this T-Shirt
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Pamela Anderson Upskirt on Kimmel
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Police Tazer Some Iranian Student at UCLA because They Can….
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These People are Having So Much Fun on the Beach….With I was Invited…
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Some Flickr Dude’s Got 86 Pages of Naked Chicks… I doubt He took any of the Pics himself but what do I know…
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Some Nasty Lookin’ Girl Named Zia McCabe Topless
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Live Feed From an African Watering Hole – This is How I Occupy Myself.
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This is a sex tape where they don’t have sex because the girl has kidney stones but she wants to and they are canadian and really fucking weird….
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Hockey Girls Making Out Cuz You Know Hockey Girls and their Class
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UCLA Naked Run – Where Nobody Gets Naked
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart…
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I feel like I already posted this photobucket girl… I could be wrong so I’ll post it again
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This Girl Wants to Get as Many People as Possible to Watch Her Clip…She Shows the World her Bra which is a Good Start…
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Ann Angel and Lia 19
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Some dude bangs a deer..oh dear
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Tom Cruise and Family Land in Italy for Some Wedding or Something
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Some Drunkenstepfather Accidental Pee Picture from a Reader
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Scott’s Ex Girlfriend
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I gave a bottle of this to 3 guys…I have heard good things that involve the potential of getting college girls pregnant cuz it works…and condoms aren’t 100 percent.
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Beer Pong is the Stupidest Thing I have Seen in a While…
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Tera Patrick in the Shower
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LastNightsParty Urban Pin-Up
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Another Last Night Party Gallery
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Some Random Funny Pics from the Net
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Rocky T-Shirt of the Day – Amazing if your Name is Rocky
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K-Fed Writes on the Bathroom Wall at an Event
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The World Famous Pimp of the World
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2006

16

Nov

I am – Accidental Pee Stain of the Day

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Brought to you by Shirts That Distract Girls From Your Pee Stains

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