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2008

03

Jan

Nicolette Sheridan’s Thonged Ass of the Day

Nicolette Sheridan Thong Bikini Ass

Here are some more Nicolette Sheridan pictures of her vacation with heartthrob Michael Bolton somewhere that lets her walk around in a bikini all fucking day, because I am tired of writing about this bitch, and I am the kinda of guy who is into self destruction and putting myself in situations I hate because I know I don’t deserve happiness.

I guess on the positive side of things – Nicolette’s bikinis are getting skimpier and skimpier, before long we’ll all be looking at pictures of her old battered vagina…let’s just hope it’s not Michael Bolton’s batter…because that would be gay.

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Nicolette Sheridan in a Bikini
Nicolette Sheridan White Bikini Pictures
Nicolette Sheridan in a Red Bikini
Nicolette Sheridan is a Hot Old Lady
Nicolette Sheridan in Some Red Lycra Pants
Michael Bolton’s Fleshlight…in the Flesh
Some Nicolette Sheridan On The Beach With Dogs in Her Bikini
Older Nicolette Sheridan Bikini Pictures

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2008

02

Jan

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

So it’s a new year and I’ve already fucked up my resolution of being the best site on the internet nobody reads so to celebrate that revelation here is some hate mail I got today:

I used to like your blog but your comments about Jews today weren’t funny or amusing; they were offensive and sick. Go fuck yourself, asshole.

and another one

I’m sick of you racist bitches hiding behind your computers. I hope you get gutted like the bitch you are.

Here are my links, Happy New Year!!

Vivica Fox has a Sex Tape Floating Around – Oh Shit…
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Best Butts from All Over the World
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Kim Kardashian is Not Engaged…
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Lohan Making Out With Some Dude Pretty Hard…That Slut…s
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Pam Anderson’s Huge Tits Make an Appearance When Ringing In the New Year…
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Kristanna Loken FHM Photoshoot Video
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Some Nicole Richie Pregnant Pics
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Coco’s Cameltoe
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Tila Tequila Grabbing Her Tits For New Years
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Cindy Margolis’ Huge Cleavage Action
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Hayden Panettiere Partying With Lohan in Italy
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Some Playboy Lookin’ Chicks at the Club…
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Some Sex Ed Public Service Announcement Commercial
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Some Huge TIts Working Out
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Hot Lesbian Gallery for You Perverts
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Maria Kanellis from the WWE is Going to Do Playboy…
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Lucy Pinder Topless For Maxim
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This is What Happens When They Run Out of Whoppers in the Hood
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Chick Named Audrey Bitoni Getting Naked Gallery
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Some Vanessa Minnillo Bikini Top Pool Party
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Some Naked Slut Getting Pissed on As She Walks Up the Stairs
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Some Asian Gets Her Tits Molested on the Train
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Some Public Drunkeness video Because We’ve All been There
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Some Slut Named Mariana Posing…
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New York and Tailor Made Making Out Hard and Disgustingly…
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Hoes At the Club…Not Going Home With You…But Pretty Much Giving You All You Want in How They Dress….
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24 Hours in Jail with Kiefer Sutherland
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Some Chicks Doing an Erotic Lesbian Shoot Video
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Some Weird Dude Burns Off His Beard
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Padma Lakshmi is Some Hot Chick in Lingerie
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Jamie Lynn Spears and Her Lies
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The Hot Girls from LOOK
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More Party Girls Dressed Slutty Getting Drunk…
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Some Beauty Queen Kidnapped and Tortured her Boyfriend
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Hot Girl Modeling “The Bullet Bra”
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Paris Hilton Signing Her Ass
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We All Love Us Some Lesbians….
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Drunk Girls in the Club Showing Off Tit…
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Ashlee Simpson Making Out With Her Bi-Sexual Girlfrend
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The Lesbians Called Me a Racist Again
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Ms Bubble Butt 2008
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Check out the Dick on this Bitch at the 41 Second Mark
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Cisco Adler Blogs About Banging Mischa Barton
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American Apparel Cameltoe Ad
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Pam Anderson Left Her Kids in Her Hotel Room When She Went Out to Party
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Sexy Pole Dance on the Subway Video
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Nancy Benoit Did Nudes for a Porn Mag Before Her Wrestling Husband Killed Her
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Beer and girls in Underwear is Good
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Some Hot Golfer named Anna Rawson
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Get Yourself a T-Shirt With Your Disorder on It Cuz We Know You Have One…
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET:

Some Weird Goth Tits
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Some Fat Tits
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Some Big Black Tits
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Some Self Shot Tits
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Some Photobucket Vagina
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Some Photobucket Wet Panty Shot
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PORN!!!
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This Will Get You Laid
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Find Yourself Sex Tonight…
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FROM THE FORUM –

Best Punk Anthems Ever
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VHS or Beta Thread
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Iron and Wine – Woman King
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Iron and Wine – The Creek Drank the Cradle
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9 Iron Maiden Albums
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Sex Pistols – Jubilee
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Some DEVO albums
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American Youth Report – a punk compilation
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The Dwarves
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Duck and Cover – a punk compilation
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Daft Punk Singles
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Bob Marley Discography
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2008

02

Jan

Kelly Brook Bikini Pictures of the Day

I don’t know much about Kelly Brook other than that she’s some Page Three girl from the UK in her 30s and is wearing a bikini that she looks like she got for 30 cents at a church bazaar which is funny considering she is a bikini designer for what’s gotta be the shittiest bikini line out there.

Either way, she is dating Billy Zane who has less hair on his head than Kelly Brook has on her pussy. He was in the movie Titanic, which is my favorite movies of all time, but I’m just a sucker for eternal love stories, I am sensitive like that. Hey Ladies…

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2008

02

Jan

Courtney Cox Ass Crack Flash of the Day

This picture of Courtney Cox’s ass on the bikini is bringing me flashbacks of when I used to change diapers at the old folks home as a volunteer, only not as hot because they are in picture and not in my mouth, if you know what I mean.

Let me just say I never discriminate based on age because older chicks are pretty fuckin’ easy, especially if they have Dementia, Alzheimer’s or suffered a stroke, it makes pretending that you are their dead husband or long lost love or some shit a whole lot easier and they always believe it because they are old and all fucked up in the head. Unfortunately the old folks home doesn’t appreciate it as much as your penis will and may ask you to to never come back and even possibly press charges, but it is a risk you may want to take. Since you’re not getting pussy anywhere else.

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2008

02

Jan

Nicolette Sheridan is Rockin’ A Bikini…Again…of the Day

This is one of those you can never get too much of a good thing situations that proves that you can get enough of a good thing. When we were in our 20s we’d use to say that even Cindy Crawford’s boyfriend gets bored of fucking her, but that was when she was hot and not a washed-up 40 year old mother, so it made more sense.

Speaking of washed up 40 year olds, here is some Nicolette Sheridan bikini action for the 5th time this week because seeing this old bitch in a bikini the first time last week was a nice change of pace, but now it’s just overkill. She’s just showing off what she’s still got workin’ for her before it all disappears and osteoporosis sets in, so I get what she’s doing. She’s like one of those 50 Places to Visit Before you Die books, but the chick with a bikini body version. You gotta cherish the time when you still can show off your bikini body, because before long you’ll be either dead or a fat elderly bitch playin scrabble and pissing yourself.

The reality is that she’s a bitch in a bikini and I love fucking bikinis, but there’s only so much I can take before wanting to fuck her personal assistant so I guess I know what Michael Bolton feels like now, but let’s face it, I always have because we’ve been connected through song for at least a decade. Cuddles.

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2008

02

Jan

Kristen Bell and her New Year’s Public Display of Affection of the Day

Image Removed due to Papparazzi

Here are some Kristen Bell showing some asshole how needy she is by rubbing up against him like she’s some kind of puppy desperate to be pet. The problem is that bitch is on the beach and dressed like she’s fucking Amish and there’s pretty much nothing hotter than an Amish bitch on the beach, except maybe one milking the cows.

I hate public displays of affection for a few reasons. The main one is because shit is always fucking PG-13. You never get to see a chick in the bus stop taking a load on her face. The other reason is because I hate seeing other people acting all in love and happy because I have never felt love or happiness and feel like no one can be this in love so they are bullshit and putting on some high school quality play that I am forced to watch because there’s nothing better to look at and because in the back on my mind I tell myself there’s a change the chick will take a load on her face and I’d hate to miss it when she does.

Now I know all you Heroes loving losers all want to fuck this bitch and there’s pretty much nothing more offensive than when a bitch you want to fuck gets all up on another dude’s lap in front of you to make you jealous, except maybe when that dude is a fucking loser or if she starts talking about how much bigger his dick is than yours after you slam her, not that you’ll ever get to that point with Kristen Bell, she is just computer printouts taped on to your rubber vagina and that makes me feel uncomfortable.

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2008

01

Jan

Christina Milian Bikini Pictures of the Day

I don’t know what happened to this girl. She had one of the hottest dance tunes a few years ago, but was never a very good singer, she was just good at crawling around on the floor half naked. I remember her being one of those triple threat people who sing, act, dance and do whatever the third threat is, but I guess she wasn’t very good at any of those things because she kinda fell off the map.

I can relate, because I am not very good at much. I remember talking to a friend who only bagged virgins because he was one of those weird people with a weird complex about girls who had had dick in them before him. I told him that I don’t take virginities, i make virginity – the born again kind – because girls want nothing to do with penis ever again after they get with me. I’m just that bad. It’s 2008 and I guess that’s a good story to start it off with.

Here are those pictures of Christina Milian in her bikini because it is one thing I think she’s pretty good at.

And Now The Candids….


Related Posts:

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2008

01

Jan

Leelee Sobieski Bikini Top of the Day

These are some Leelee Sobieski pictures of her in a bikini top from last week because I’ve been drinking all week and haven’t really been on top of my game but I guess it’s 2008 and now I have a responsibility to perform, unlike Leelee Sobieski, who I don’t think has has had any work in the last 5 years, but at least she’s showing off her tits, because tits are always worth lookin’ at, even if they are on someone useless, we can always find a use out of them.


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Leelee Sobieski is a Clown
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Leelee Sobieski PVC
Leelee Sobieski Cleavage

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2008

01

Jan

Jessica Alba’s Pregnant Ass of the Day

Here are some pictures of Jessica Alba’s pregnant ass to ring in the new year. I figure it’s one of the last times you’ll be able to jerk off to her because soon she’ll be a bloated mess that even her baby daddy won’t want to get up inside.

Speaking of jerking off, I was at a party the other day and I ran into some photographer who was chatting up a girl. The dude takes pretty sleazy erotic pictures of chicks and posts them online but considers himself an artist and not a pornographer. When I walked up to him as he chatted up a chick, I told him that I wanted to get invited to his next shoot so that I could stand in the corner and jerk off when it goes down, instead of jerking off to it on the computer. I was just trying to say that the real deal is probably more exciting than the photo evidence. Anyway, the girl he was with turned to me and called me a fucking creep for making my request, meanwhile dude she’s with actually gets the girls naked and takes pictures of them in obscure places for people to jerk off to and doesn’t even pay them.

I guess can’t live down my reputation and either can Jessica Alba now that we know that she has unprotected sex, gets knocked up and keeps the baby to use as a tool to keep her boyfriend because everyone knows abortions exist for a fuckin’ reason and if she cared about us, she woulda got one, at least she’s still covering her face because she’s still ashamed of herself.


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Jessica Alba is Pregnant
Jessica Alba is Hiding
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Jessica Alba in a Hot Ass Photoshoot

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2008

01

Jan

Elisha Cuthbert is Arab on the Beach of the Day

Here are some pictures of Elisha Cuthbert on the beach dressed like she’s in an Arab country so that no one can see her skin. At first I thought it had to do with her trying to avoid the sun or the cameras because she’s so sought after, but then I realized that no one gives a fuck about her, especially after she put on a ton of weight and looks like a haggard coke slut. So she just knows that she has no business rockin’ a bikini, because she’s pretty much let herself go, and that’s a nice gesture of her during this holiday season.

Fine – I Take That Whole Post Back – Here Are Some Tagged Bikini Pics from JustJared.com and She’s Looking Pretty Fucking Good….Vagina Definition and All….

BONUS – Vagina Definition


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Elisha Cuthbert is a Jewish Retiree
Elisha Cuthbert’s Sweater Tits

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