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2008

24

Jan

Kim and Kourtney on the Beach in Miami of the Day

Kim and Kourtney Kardashian were spotted on the beaches of Miami because their lives are fucking vacations funded by their daddy’s blood money and Big Sister Kardashian’s porn money.

The thing I love about sisters is that when the older one who paves the way and lays the moral foundation of what is acceptable for the family by being a party slut whore with a sex tape gets to the point where she needs to wear a one-piece to cover her fat stomach, even if that one-piece looks like something a cheap drug addicted stripper would wear to dance class, and by dance class I mean work, we still have the younger, tighter bodied one with less publicly but more drive to turn to for a fresher take on an old story. If you know what I mean…

Speaking of Old Story, I think these pictures may be from the beginning of the month, but she was in Miami last night, so her repetitive life of partying and being on the beach is just blurring into one big old mess and I’m smart enough to figure it out.

BONUS – The Kardashian Sisters Hosting a Party in Miami Last Night because That’s What Their Tits Do….


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Kourtney Kardashian’s Bikini in Miami
Kim Kardashian’s Armenian Ass
Kim Kardashian Wearing a Bra for Her Big Boobs
KIm Kardashian’s Got Some Crazy TIts

Posted in:Kourtney Kardashian|Unsorted

2008

23

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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So as some of you know, Paypal shut me down in October and I’ve been trying to get my money back for the last 3 months. They were set on locking it down for another 3 months and I’ve been emailing them daily ever since because I want my money but I’ve had no success. They constantly send form letters telling me that the account is closed, this is their policy and I have to wait the whole thing out the full 6 months. So I decided to change my approach and sent them this:

Dear Paypal,

As it stands now, I feel like you holding my money has to do with prejudice and possibly racism due to my Native American status and feel like that the media will love to hear that Paypal is a racist company that holds native people’s funds and shut them down due to preconceived notions that we all are all online gamblers.

This is unacceptable, unethical and I have already began to contact the media through my local Chief who happens to also be a lawyer and has a powerful legal team behind him who fight for Native rights on a regular basis and already have great relationships with the media because they love these kinds of Big Corporation hating on Minority stories . I will not stop until my money is in my bank account.

I have a lot of time on my hands to take this issue on full-time but I guess you already knew that because you think all natives are lazy and live our tax free lives huffing gas on our government funded reserves and that attitude just further fuels my fire.

I look forward to taking this story to the public.

With Love,

Sitting Bull “SB” Stillwater
DrunkenStepfather.com

This was their response:

PayPal does not discriminate against anyone. When you sign up for an account with PayPal, we only require you to provide us with information that is necessary to process your transactions and to help administer your account. At no time, were you asked to provide your ethnicity, or racial background information. While we appreciate your interest in PayPal our decision to close your account is final. However, PayPal has made the one time exception to allow your funds to be withdrawn prior to the 180 days. Please log in and select how you would like your funds to be withdrawn.

That said, I got my money. I’d like to thank my brain for being a genius. And you can thank my brain for posting these genius links…

Two Out of Three of These Sluts Aren’t Bad
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Before They Were Boob Jobs…..
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Heath Ledger’s Last Interview Ever
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Some Dancing Chick’s Pants Split Video
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Nikki Benz is a Porn Slut and Here She is Promoting Partying in her Half Nakedness
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Best Buy Makes a Shitty Tribute to Heath Ledger to Increase Sales Because They Are a Classy Company
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Here is Melissa Theuriau is the Hottest Newscaster and She’s Topless
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Britney Spears Still Hates Her Kids
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Girls Naked in Snow
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Some Chick Named Lucy Becker Topless at the Pool
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Dita Von Teese is Designing a New Wonderbra
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A Huge Collection of Girls Flashing
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Jerry O’Connell Makes Fun of Tom Cruise….In Other News…Jerry O’Connell Never Works in Hollywood Again….Not That He Really Was…But You Get What I Mean
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Some Topless Dad Assaults His Daughter’s Tooth
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Some Cam Chick With a Stupid Name in Her Underwear
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Funny Sex in Public Video
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Some Pretty Pedophile Lookin’ Ad For Love’s Baby Soft Fragrence
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Here are a Whole Lot of Sleazy Girls in Video
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Some Goth Lookin’ Chick Pulls Out Her Big Boobs
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Owen Wilson Was Caught Buying a Bong
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This 10 Year Old Girl is a Crazy Ninja and Could Kick Your Ass
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Read Paris Hilton’s New Blog on Myspace Because She’s Really Fucking Interesting to Follow….
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Here’s a Pretty Crazy Wrestling Move for You Greco Roman Wrestling Fags
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Watch video of Radiohead’s Scotch Mist
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Kelly Osborne’s Lost a Shit Load of Weight And Still Looks Like Shit
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Rachel Bilson Bending Over Action
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Nicolette Sheridan’s Old Ass Versus Her New Ass
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Eva Longoria Got a Retarded Tattoo
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A Celine Dion is Insane Video For You To Jerk Off To
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Some Dude Knocks Out a Chick
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Diva Dawn Marie is Back in the Gym Trying to Get Back into the WWE After Suing Them For Firing Her For Being Pregnant
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Eva Longoria is Fat Not Pregnant
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Some Dude Banging a Chick With a Strap On Video That Makes Me Feel Uncomfortable
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The Rest of the Victoria’s Secret Models in Esquire
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Some Hooters Girl Poses for Playboy, Here are the Pics
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Lesbians Don’t Want to be Called Lesbians Anymore – They Want to Bed Called Gayelle and That’s Pretty Gay (elle)
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Some Chick Named Trista Rehn Sutter in Some Underwear Phootshoot
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Hilary Duff’s Padded Bra
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Kanye West’s Mom’s Doctor’s Business Has Gone Down Since He “Killed” her
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Hannah Montanna is Banging John Mayer or Something
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More Miley Cyrus Myspace Hacked Pics
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Bruce Willis and His Teenage Lookin’ Model Girlfriend
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Jamie Lynn Spears Is Going to be Giving Her Baby Up For Adoption … Let’s Hope Britney Takes Keeps it in the Family
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Some Girl’s Nudie Pics…
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FROM THE FORUM:

Pre-Release Lauryn Hill CD
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Radiohead – London__UK – Live Show video
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Cat Power – The Greatest
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Pep Feels Herself
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Nirvana – Nirvana
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Fistfull of Fun
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Spring Break fun – video
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Miseducation of Lauryn Hill
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Get Yourself some Porn
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If You Buy This, You’ll Probably Get Sex….
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Now All You Need is to Find Girls To Fuck…
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2008

23

Jan

Bad Girls Club Music Video of the Day

TV is fucking stupid and is obviously running out of good ideas that make the wold a better, happier place and this is the proof. It is a clip from Oprah’s show called Bad Girls club where crazy sluts have to live in a house together and end up having cat fights and causing all kinds of shit and for some reason it is on the air. I guess it is because people sitting at home don’t have enough bitching women who don’t want to fuck them in their lives…..so they turn to this in hopes of feeling lucky but instead realize they’re watching the Oxygen network and that pretty much makes them bad girls and they really should apply to be on next season because being on TV would be a dream.

Either way, this insanity is a music video they created to promote the show and I had to post it because it annoyed me and I like to share that pain with you. I’m nice like that.

Posted in:Annoying|Bad Girls Club|Unsorted

2008

23

Jan

Britney Spears Covers Ace of Base – All that She Wants of the Day

Here is Britney Spears Covering All That She Wants by Ace of Bass and I think she’s just fuckin’ with all of us and all this crazy is just a big practical joke to get back at us for ruining her marriage and she’s not really crazy.

I have a thing for crazy girls and I really don’t think Britney is half as bad as the girls I’ve met in my life. She’s not screaming at her reflection in the window or jumping in front of traffic or convulsing on the street with her crackwhore vagina exposed while choking on her overdosing tongue, she’s only half that nuts so that makes her pretty tame. People just think she’s insane because people live boring fucking lives. Sure she’s a little dirty and inconsistent and incoherent, maybe a little emotionally unstable.

She’s really got nothing better to do with her time, her career peaked at the age of 20, she has a ton of money and her kids were taken away from her….so she’s pretty much retired at 25 with an empty nest and what she’s into seems a lot more fun than waking up at 6 am, making muffins for the Mrs Jones the widow down the street with MS from your craft group, then taking a nap, waking up to play bridge with her bridge club with other retirees, having dinner at 5:30 then falling asleep at 9 after watching Murder She Wrote re-runs, because they just don’t make TV like they used to.

If anything, K-Fed is the psychopath opportunist who ruined her for his own benefit. He was in it for the money, he may care about the kids a lot than she does but that’s just because they are his meal ticket.

I don’t understand the shit Britney’s doing, but at least she’s a go-getter and realizes that since she lost those 2 first kids she just has to make new ones. They were just practice babies, like the time I lost my virginity to a chick in a wheel chair and kept going back for more because i figured the skills learnt would come in handy for a vagina that counts and for the record she never knew that I was fuckin her ass most of the time, because she couldn’t feel anything!

Here are some bonus pics of her shopping yesterday with her dirty shirt and dirty paparazzi boyfriend who also probably feels like he won the lottery….

Another Bonus – K-Fed on One Tree Hill, a Show I Will Never Watch Because I have a Penis That Likes Vagina


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Posted in:Ace of Base|Cover Song|Unsorted

2008

23

Jan

Chanelle Hayes in Some Better Bikini Action of the Day

I ripped into Chanelle Hayes for having a bad ass the other day and I figured that was a little premature of me because she’s not as bad as most asses I’ve seeen and maybe I was just having a bad day.

Speaking of asses, when I was in high school the girl I was slamming only wanted to be fucked up the ass because she was saving herself for marriage, which was pretty fucking amazing until I realized that shit came out of assholes and by that point, it was too late….

Since then, I’ve learned to accept that when you play with fire you’re going to get burned but at 16, having a virgin shit on you is way less cool than it would be today.


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Chanelle Hayes and Bianca Gascoigne Slutting It Out Together in Bikinis
Chanelle Hayes Posing in a Bikini Before She Became Whatever Level of Fame She Currently Has

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2008

23

Jan

Kim Kardashian Models Bikinis for Travis Barker of the Day

It turns out that Kim Kardashian is modeling some bikinis for Travis Barker’s clothing line, Famous Stars and Straps and I know she’s probably worth seeing naked because I am a dude and like seeing anything with a vagina naked and she’s even worth lookin’ at in a bikini, because I am a dude and like seeing anything with a vagina in a bikini, but she has no business modeling bikinis for any commercial use, even though she has a vagina.

What it comes down to is that Travis Barker likes big ol’ titties and has only really fed that love for big ol’ titties with a whole lot of bleach blonde implanted sluts with fake tans, so seeing Kardashian and her natural rack and natural tanned skin and natural brown hair, he got excited cuz it was a nice change of pace. But the more likely story is that she saw him out and begged the motherfucker to hook her up because no one else will let her model bikinis for their catalogs because she’s too big and it’s one of her life-long dreams or some shit and he’s just too fuckin’ nice to say no. Either way, here’s the outcome of whatever photoshoot she did for him.

Bonus – Travis Barker Also Likes Blondes With Fake Tits Modeling His Clothes. This Aubrey O’Day and She Was Previously on Some MTV Jam. Yes. I just said Jam, maybe I should have said Joint…..This is Aubrey O’Day and She Was Previously on Some MTV Joint. I suck at life.


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Kim Kardashian’s Big Tits Busting Out of Her Red Dress
Kim Kardashian’s Apple Bottom Buy Apples Irony Pictures
Kim Kardashian’s Sex Tape Meal Ticket

Posted in:Unsorted

2008

23

Jan

Lily Allen Not Shopping For Baby Clothes of the Day

Here are some pictures of Lily Allen shopping. No, she’s not shopping for baby clothes or furniture for her nursery or even toys for her baby and that’s because her baby is dead.

She’s probably shopping to ease the pain from her loss, a loss I hope she didn’t fish it out of the toilet or scrape off of her panties and put in a jar that she keeps next to her bed, because that would be disgusting…..

The fact that I wrote that is disgusting, I am an evil man, but I am not the one who was drinking and smoking during my pregnancy. I am keeping it here, because editing posts is for losers.


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Lily Allen is a Ditch Pig Clown
Lily Allen Shopping for Lingerie
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Posted in:Miscarriage|Unsorted

2008

23

Jan

Jenny Frost Showing Some Tit at Kate Moss’ Birthday of the Day

Her name is Jenny Frost and I have no idea why the paparazzi are taking pictures of her, but I can only assume it’s because of the kind of outfits she wears out to these high profile events like Kate Moss’ birthday a couple of days ago.

It turns out that this bitch is only 29, but looks like she’s a 40 year old ex porn star working the local strip club scene because she spent all her porn money on cocaine in the glory days. Luckily, she dresses a little classier than a 40 year old porn slut, that is if you think the girl in the corner of the bar showing everyone how she can stir martinis with her pussy ring is classy. You know, the kind of girl you can take back to your mom’s house with a group of friends and gang-jerk off on her face like in the movies you get off to.

I guess the real issue here is why you’d want to watch your friends jerk off on a girl, it seems kinda gay, but I guess it’s all fantasy, since you don’t have any friends to jerk off with and because even the lonliest fat suicidal chick who’s had a couple gallons to much to drink would still turn down getting eaten out by you, even if you threw in an extra large pizza and that, my friend, is pretty fucking depressing.

Here is Jenny Frost showing off her titties and stomach in a pretty stupid pair of hooker pants last week to get you through your shortcomings.


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Jenny Frost Going to an 80s Party
Kate Moss Topless Cruise
Fran Drescher in Leather Pants

Posted in:Jenny Frost|Leather Pants|Unsorted

2008

23

Jan

Bijou Philips Looks Pretty Hot of the Day

I haven’t been all that nice towards Bijou Philips the last couple of years in doing the site and the reason is pretty simple. I always knew she was hot and she just wasn’t owning that shit. She was some ratty hipster art fag bitch who didn’t shower, dressed like she was homeless and lived off her trust fund and money she made modeling and starring in random movies but unfortunately never used that money on shampoo or any hygiene products. I have called her an AIDS bitch and have made fun of her boyfriend Danny Masterson for being stuck with her because he got the germ and having to find another girl with it is too much effort and it was easier to just ride it out with her, together, but the reality is she always had it in her and here she is showing that shit off.

This is like one of those shitty teen movies where they let the girl’s hair down and take off her glasses, only in this case they just hosed the bitch down and put her in a dress, and now she’s the kind of girl who I would let give me AIDS, but only because I figure that if you get AIDS from a celebrity, they’d pay you to keep your mouth shut and I am all for accepting bribes, because dirty money is better than no money.


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Bijou Philips Tit on the Hostel Poster
Bijou Philips Wears a Fake See Through Dress
Bijou Philips Flashing Her Ass in a Thong

Posted in:Bijou Philips|Sundance|Unsorted

2008

23

Jan

Courtney Cox Wearing a See Through Shirt and Showing Off Her Tits of the Day

I guess when you get old and your tits get bigger along with the rest of you, it’s hard to feel sexy, especially when you haven’t been in a movie or TV show that anyone has cared about since the one show you luckily landed and that wasn’t expected to be a hit was cancelled. So the natural thing to do is draw attention to yourself by wearing a see-through shirt, but not going all the way because you know that your nipples aim to the ground ever since your baby sucked them dry.

I never cared much for Courtney Cox, but I do have a thing with older sluts over compensating because they are more comfortable in their sexuality than younger bitches and are trying to keep up. I’ve always been drawn to the middle aged chick in the corner of the bar rockin a cleavage shirt and hard nipples you only get from breast feeding and that usually leads to pretty amazing times, just as long as you bring the lube for their menopausal vaginas.

I don’t know where I am going with this, so I’ll just stop now.


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Courtney Cox in a See Through Shirt Showing Some Bra
Courtney Cox Flashing Her Ass Crack
The Only Person Who Cares About Courtney Cox
Courtney Cox Showing her Nipple

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