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2007

20

Dec

I am – Ashley Tisdale is Obnoxious on Christmas of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Ashley Tisdale at the Starlight Starbright Children’s Foundation yesterday and she’s looking pretty fucking obnoxious. I am guessing that is just because we all know that she doesn’t want to be there and that this is pulling one of her shitty performances like she does on shitty TV shows or shitty Music Videos and that she’d probably rather be sleeping in, or practicing new shitty songs for her shitty solo career, or sucking executive cock to get her to the next level so that her attempt of being the shitty version of Britney Spears 3 years ago all works out.

Helping the kids or giving back to people less fortunate on her, just pisses her off and inconveniences her shitty spoiled personality and her smiling bulldozer of a face isn’t going trick us or save her publicist from the lash out she gives him for setting all this up.

I am just making assumptions here, but I can tell bitch is a phony and I’m not just talking about her nose.


Related Posts:

Ashley Tisdale’s New Nose
Some Ashley Tisdale in a Bikini
More Ashley Tisdale in a Bikini
Even More Ashley Tisdale in a Bikini
Damn This Girl Likes Bikinis…

Posted in:Christmas|Unsorted

2007

20

Dec

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I’ve had no internet all day and it seems like my power got shut off this evening. I’ve got 9 minutes of computer time and I’m sitting in a fucking snowbank trying to steal signal to get this shit up. That’s why the posts were limited today and why the stepLINKS are still as exciting as ever, but just a little less than usual, because my fingers are fucking frozen.

This is just how committed I am to you. More to come tomorrow.

Exciting News – We have the Pre-Release of the Michael Jackson New Album
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Now here are the links:

Britney Has a Semi-See Through Dress
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And Has an Upskirt Moment
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Some Pictures of a Pajammy Jammy Party Which is Basically Drunk Girls Half Naked
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Laure Manaudou is a Naked Swimmer…..
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Some Hypnotized Chicks Cumming Video
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Christina Aguilera is Getting a C-Section to Protect Her Vagina
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Jordan’s Christmas Pictures of Her and Her Kids…..
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Some Vanessa Hudgens with her Family
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Some Webcam Masturbation
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Streaking Video of the Day
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Simon Cowell’s Girlfriend in a Bikini
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Lohan’s Dad as Jesus’ Dad….Interesting….
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Some Girl Dances in her White Booty Shorts
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A Little Egg Nog Chugging to Get You in the Xmas Spirit
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Lohan’s New Roomate is Yahoo! CEO’s Daughter
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Some Chick Named Sherri Shepherd Beats Her Children
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Some Alicia Keys Guest Hosting The View
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Lesbian Video of the Day
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Some Obscure Street Festival Video
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Look at Johnny Knoxville’s Cock Cuz You’re Into That
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The Landers Sisters are Hot
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Here are the Best and Worst Beach Bodies
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Megan Fox Topless for Some Japanese Magazine
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Some Girl Shopping With a Butt Plug Video
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Form Photobucket/ImageShack

Some Chick Posing in a Whole Lot of Slutty Pictures
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart Getting Busy
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Some Girl on Penis Action
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Some Pervert’s Pervert Collection of Pictures
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From the Forum:

Alyssa Doll thread
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Hezza – the Suicide Girl
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Kemper the Suicide girl
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Willow feels herself
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Fitness Supermodel-Marzia Prince
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Mary Boquitas thread
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More BT cds
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NAS – It was written
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Miles Davis – Birth of Cool
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A Whole Lot of Bad Religion Music
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More White Stripes
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Nas – Stillmatic
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The Teaches of Peaches
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Jarhead Soundtrack
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BONUS:

Find The Best Places to Find Porn…
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This Spray Will Get You Laid
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Get Pussy Tonight!
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Posted in:Unsorted

2007

19

Dec

I am – Tara Reid in a Bikini Again of the Day

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Skinny Tara Reid is back out in her bikini and I am a fan of this comeback tour. Not because I was ever a fan of Tara Reid, but I did respect her sloppy partying, but because I like girls who don’t eat.


Related Posts:

Tara Reid is Skinny at a Bikini Photoshoot
Tara Reid Skinny Bikini Pictures
Tara Reid Rubbing Lotion
Tara Reid Bikini in Australia
Tara Reid Drunk in Australia
Tara Reid’s Got Skinny Legs in a Shot Skirt
Tara Reid Hot in FHM

Posted in:Unsorted

2007

19

Dec

I am – Jessica Alba’s Baby is Showing and She’s Ashamed of the Day

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I can only assume that Jessica Alba paid Jamie Lynn Spears to get knocked up to take attention away from her, because lets face it, being a knocked up 16 year old girl who has unprotected sex is a lot worse socially than some mid-20s bitch who gets knocked up by her long term boyfriend out of wedlock, but being a 16 year old who has unprotected sex is a lot better for your masturbation fantasies and that’s why you’re a sick fuck.

Here are some pictures of Alba’s baby showing, while she’s hiding, because this is a private time for her and her family, where she has to come to terms with the shame of going against the church. Cuddles.


Related Posts:

Jessica Alba Hiding Her Pregnant Face
Jessica Alba is Pregnant
Jessica Alba is Hiding
Jessica Alba Buys Household Products
Jessica Alba in a Hot Ass Photoshoot

Posted in:Showing|Unsorted

2007

19

Dec

I am – Paris Hilton’s Coke Slut Cleavage of the Day

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I have an inside source who was involved in booking Paris Hilton to host various parties around the world and they say she’s a coke fiend. Everyone rags on Lohan because shit was a little more out in the open, but my source told me that when Paris hosts these gigs she demands an 8-ball of coke as an unwritten closer to the deal. Recently when she was in China, she couldn’t get her hands on any coke and was approaching as many white people as she could to get her hands on the shit and none of that is all that surprising.

These degenerate rich kids look like death and their empty existences bore me and I am not even living the shit, so I can’t imagine how depressing it would be to actually be living it. They are still acting like 20 year old punks and are almost 30, not that that should make them slow down, but I guess the older you get, the more useless to the world you feel, especially when the most you’ve done with your rich kid money is get yourself fucked and fucked up repeatedly.

Here are some pics of Paris with her Brother and Brandon Davis, taking her titties out to party because at least she’s still got them to keep her company to give her some level of self-worth.


Related Posts:

Paris Hilton Parties With Elisha Cuthbert
Paris Hilton’s Abortion Stain
Paris Hilton Does stepTV

Posted in:Coke Slut|Unsorted

2007

19

Dec

I am – Uma Thurman’s Massive Hands of the Day

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Since there’s a fetish for everything, I can only assume that Uma is hitting 2 of them in these pictures, one being a big scary hand fetish and the other being a girl in mittens fetish.

I know how you generally only try to get with girls with small hands because you like the way they make your dick bigger, so big hands intimidate you and make you feel like less of a man. That’s probably part of the reason why winter is Uma Thurman’s man’s favorite time of year, because he can encourage her to cover them shits up without lookin’ like too much of an asshole. I can also assume he never takes her apple picking.


Related Posts:

Uma Thurman’s See Through Dress
Uma Thurman’s Big Tits in Some See Thru Hybrid Bathing Suit
Uma Thurman’s Big Tits in a Bikini
Uma Thurman’s Big Tits in a Bathing Suit
Uma Thurman Getting Wet

Posted in:Fetish|Hands|Unsorted

2007

19

Dec

I am – Coco Flashing Her Tits at an Ice-T Concert of the Day

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I don’t know what’s more surprising with these pictures. The fact that Coco, a trashy lookin’ fake tit whore being all topless on stage at some event in underwear, or the fact that Ice-T is still performing.


Related Posts:


Coco’s Huge Tits at an Event
Coco Showing Off Her Ass on Halloween
Coco Strips in Video
Coco Showing Off Her Retarded Tits
Coco Showing Off Her Retarded Tits Again

Posted in:Unsorted

2007

18

Dec

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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Today’s a busy day, Jamie Lynn Spears is Teenage Pregnant and I may write about that later, but more importantly, Playboy tried to sue me:

Dear Sir or Madam:

It has been brought to our attention that web pages at Drunkenstepfather.com display, without authorization, reproductions of images owned by Playboy Enterprises International, Inc. (“Playboy”). All right, title and interest in and to these images belongs to Playboy.

I believe in good faith that the disputed images displayed on Drunkenstepfather.com are not authorized by the copyright owner, its agent or the law.

Accordingly, please remove the unauthorized reproductions of Playboy copyrighted images on Drunkenstepfather.com and on all web pages under your control.

Examples of the copyrighted material can be found at the following
links:

I think they’re racist. Here are my links:

Jamie Lynn Spears is Knocked Up At 16…Kids Grow Up So Fast These Days…And You Like It…Pervert
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Watch Some Greased Up Hot Fuckin’ Girls….
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Hot Stripper Lookin’ Lingerie Wearing Club Sluts Rockin’ The Pole
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A Whole Lot of Asian Models in Lingerie for You Yellow Fever Perverts
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Here’s a List of Sci-Fi Hotties for the Virgins….
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Katherine Heigl in Some Lingerie Photoshoot Lookin’ Alright Enough….
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Some Hot Model in Her Underwear GIft Guide
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Paris Hilton’s Tit Hang With Her Brother
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Some Chick Named Havana Posing All Naked and Shit
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Dania Ramirez Showin Off Her Huge Tits…I Have No Idea Who She Is
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Some Funny Snake Upskirt Prank With Panties
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Brad Pitt Talks About Crapping Out Kids..
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Fergie Photoshopped and in Her Bra for Blender
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Jenna Jameson is Fucking Weird Lookin’ at a Premiere
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Slut Ashley Tisdale Cancels 2 Shows Because of Her Nose
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Jennifer Love Hewitt in a Fat Ass Covering Dress
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Gemma Atkinson’s Tits for Charity
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Some Crazy Goth Chick’s Music Video Gets Hotter as the Video Goes On
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Here’s a Video on Professional Pan Handlers
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Some Very Old Karolina Kurkova Tits at a Photoshoot
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Some College Nude Streakers – Streaking Video
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Goldie Hawn’s Hard Nipples Because Granny Tit is Your Favorite
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Some Alyssa Milano Cleavage from a Recent Charity Event
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This Chick Named Rhian Sugden is Fucking Hot and Half Naked
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The Hottest Pussy Video I’ve Ever Seen
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Some Weird NYC Train Kissing Video I Don’t Fully Get….But Is Funny
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Weird Topless Chick Punk Band called The Deadly Seven
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Gena Lee Nolin Unknown Swimsuit Pictures Because Baywatch Was Your First Love
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Some Hot Brazilian Ass on a Brazilian TV Show
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Larry Flynt for President
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Some Renee Zellweger is Not Hot
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Bud Bundy Workin’ The Ladies Video
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Abi Titmuss in a Hot Lingerie Photoshoot
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Some Funny Neighborhood Sign Feud
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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From Image Shack

A Whole lot of Pictures of Vagina
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From Photobucket

A Whole Lot of Young Girls in States of Undress
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More Hot Young Girls Half Naked
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Even More Young Girls Acting Crazy in Underwear
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Read the Names of These Pictures
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Some Chick Posing in All Kinds of Positions
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Some Old Vagina
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From the Forum

Across the Univers OST
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Pearl Jam – Self Titled
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The Story of the Clash
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Keeley Hazell thread
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Food and chicks (insert joke here)
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Nicole Graves thread
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Jessica Alba thread
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Gemma Atkinson thread
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Bonus:

What’s Your Disorder? Let the World Know By Wearing it on Your Chest
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Find The Best Places to Find Porn…
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This Spray Will Get You Laid
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Get Pussy Tonight!
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Posted in:Unsorted

2007

18

Dec

I am – Michelle Marsh Pregnancy Photoshoot for a Magazine of the Day

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Here are the token topless pregnancy pictures for a magazine that every single girl who’s been pregnant has done. I find this shit massively boring, especially when the pictures are of some trashy slut who is only known for having retarded tits acting wholesome, even though getting knocked up in the first place is a pretty slutty thing to do. People just don’t think it is when the bitch is pregnant, but the second she gets an abortion, everyone’s talkin’ shit about her.

If she had any respect for her career, she would never have let this shit leak. She would have locked herself in her basement til the baby came to term and when she was spotted out with it, she’d pretend it was her sister’s or some shit, because there’s nothing hot about some slut acting wholesome and maternal when we all know she’s a slut and her being a slut is what gets her paid.

I guess the only thing this is going to do for any of us, is realize that her baby has a better life than you while suckin’ on her tit, but then again the homeless dude down the street who sucks cock for crack gets more pussy than you, so jealousy of other people is something you’ve probably come to terms with…..


Related Posts:

Michelle Marsh and Her Big Tits in a Bikini
Michelle Marsh in a Bikini By the Pool
Michelle Marsh in a Bikini for Britain
Michelle Marsh Singing Video

Posted in:Unsorted

2007

18

Dec

I am – Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace Calendar Pictures of the Day

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Here are the sleazy pictures for the calendar of serial party slut and exhibitionist, Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace from the UK.

I am always fascinated that these slutty girls still make calendars. The whole concept seems dated. Not because the whole point of a calendar is to tell you the date, but because shit was invented before there were TVs, Internet, Blackberries and I don’t know the last time I used one, not that I am the target market for calendars, because everyday is a weekend for me and days kinda turn into months and in a drunken blur become years.

The other issue with having one of these calendars if you’re not working as a truck driver or dispatcher at a taxi company, you really have no business having one, so the second the miracle of a girl being drunk enough to come back to your mom’s place with you happens, because it will, and she sees this next to your computer, she’s going to know what a desperate chronic masturbating virgin you are, and that is something you should try to keep secret, even if your rubber vagina, bottle of lube and soiled women’s panties you stole from your mom to use as cum rag make it pretty obvious.


Related Posts:

Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace in a Skimpy Bikini
Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace Tit Slip
Aisleyne Horgan-Walace in Short Shorts
Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace Panty Upskirt

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