I don’t know who the Teddybears are, but I was happy to be sent in this video because there is a hot fucking scene with nudity in it. I remember telling a guy I know who was in a band that if he ever made a video, he needs to throw in some tit, because back in March when Buckcherry released their shitty crazy Bitch song, I posted their video and shut down there servers. Two months later they were signed and I was still sitting at my shitty milk crate/plywood desk while they were fucking bitches and trashing hotel rooms across the country. I am not that bitter about it. I was a lot more bitter when I stole my wife’s bank card to empty her bank account this morning to pay for my servers and these two grandmothers were rocking the machine like they were at the movies or reading war and peace or some shit. I was standing there for 20 fucking minutes while god fucking knows what they were doing. I can only assume it had something to do with filling up their days before they die….I guess that rant wasn’t really funny, I am am losing my edge, but at least there are Swedes like the teddybears to make this post worth something….So watch the fucking clip and touch yourself to the tit like you did when you were 12 and used to cut a hole in your teddybear so that you’d have something soft to fuck and that you could hide your load from your overbearing…..

If you like this song, visit Them On Myspace and Send them Messages About How You Used to Cut a Hole In Your Teddybear and Fuck It When You Were 12, So That Your Over-Bearing Mother Wouldn’t Find Your cum…. GO

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I realize I need to stop posting the MUNG posts, but he sends these into me and I publish 90% of shit people ask me to publish. Not to mention you guys all like shitting on MUNG’s posts which makes the whole thing worth it. I am not trying to drive MUNG into a depression or lower his already non-existant self esteem, I don’t try to drive people to suicide but I do think he should spend a little more time thinking out his posts. He used to comment the funny shit and always got a laugh out of me, but when he made the move to posts, he left the funny behind. Either way, MUNG is not a Jesus Martinez alter ego, either was Priti Sharma the Indian Call Center Whore or Minxy Winxy or Brad the Jew or Senior Magnifico aka Egotastic before he was Egotastic or anyone for that matter. My writing it a hell of a lot better than MUNGS…..and I am kinda insulted you think that of me. If MUNG bores you, look at the pictures of

Well, it seems that I sparked quite the controversy the other day by saying that Bill Maher is a bag of vaginal discharge mixed with vinegar water!!! Geez, I didn’t realize that you American fucking scumbags loved the guy so much! I decided to make it easy for myself today and not pick on someone who is loved so much (like Bill Maher) and decided to pick on Lindsay Lohan. I know that picking on Lohan is overdone and is easier to do than tying up velcro shoes, but I am not in the mood today to piss anymore of Jesus’ readers off, because you and I both know, that they are hard to come by.

So here is my rant about Lohan. I am sure it will suck and you will all hate it, but I realized that you all suck and I hate you so here goes…

If I was Lindsay Lohan I would have picked a more suitable costume for Halloween, because dressing up like a whore when you are a whore is kind of like an autistic kid dressing up like Rain Man. I am pretty sure she picked this outfit out of her S&M drawer right beside the whips, chains, and gimp mask but in a way, this outfit is kinda hot, but in a way it isn’t that hot because I think she wears this kinda stuff daily around the house when she just wants to kick back, relax and take an 18 inch piece of rubber up her ass, handcuffed, while she is being whipped with a cat-of-nine-tails.

More Juliette Lewis Pics from Yesterday. It’s nice to see a coked out hipster slut make it in the world of entertainment…

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I was told I post too many links tonight. I was told I should only post 10. So I didn’t finish my search for amazing content…but some of this are pretty bangin..I am just not going to tell you which ones….so click them all….

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I felt like shit all day, like serious shit, like I am dying and shit but it was nice being the first person with the Margolis pics, thanks again Rob, now my site is running like shit and I am not making any more money than I would have if the regular 10 people were my only readers today. I started writing something pretty funny a while ago but had to stop cuz the server has AIDS and now I completely forget what it was, but trust me when I say it was really funny. I remember that I told a girl how I fucked an emoticon up the ass without a condom and bitch was still smiling even after she found I gave her herpes, but she didn’t laugh. Now that I’ve re-written it, I understand why. StepSTEVE told me that I am weird and that’s why I am broke and why the site will remain a failure, that was really appreciative of him, considering I made him Internet famous while he slept on my couch and flirted with my stepdaughters..Speaking of my stepdaughter, she wants to start a band called the Anne Franks cuz she like Jewish boys. Long story short…My life is boring and so are these links…CUDDLES….

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People always ask me why I post MUNG’s posts. I really don’t have an answer for this – I just do it. I don’t even read what he writes, and this is an example of my horrible editorial decisions….

Hey everybody! My name is Bill Maher and I am the world’s largest bag of douche. I am a bag of vaginal discharge that has been cleaned out by using a turkey baster filled with vinegar and water. I used to have a television show but it got taken off the air because I said politically incorrect things about the president of the United States of America. Now I have to get attention by making fun of dead people’s tragic mishaps and disrespecting an entire nation of decent Australian people because my career is fucking dead. Please shit on me and throw hot tar on my face because I suck donkey dick on stage to pay for my heroin habit. I also fuck little leppar Somalian children in the ass while I let 90 year old grandmothers fellate me. Once again, I ask of you to defecate on me and if you feel the need to, please pull this fake barb out of my chest and jab it repeatedly into both of my eyes.

FUCK YOU BILL MAHER YOU DISRESPECTFUL PIECE OF AMERICAN SHIT!

P.S. American Pie guy dressed as a Pizza…your costume sucks more than your career

Love,

MUNG

And now more Mariah pics….

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People always ask me why I post MUNG’s posts. I really don’t have an answer for this – I just do it. I don’t even read what he writes, and this is an example of my horrible editorial decisions….

Hey everybody! My name is Bill Maher and I am the world’s largest bag of douche. I am a bag of vaginal discharge that has been cleaned out by using a turkey baster filled with vinegar and water. I used to have a television show but it got taken off the air because I said politically incorrect things about the president of the United States of America. Now I have to get attention by making fun of dead people’s tragic mishaps and disrespecting an entire nation of decent Australian people because my career is fucking dead. Please shit on me and throw hot tar on my face because I suck donkey dick on stage to pay for my heroin habit. I also fuck little leppar Somalian children in the ass while I let 90 year old grandmothers fellate me. Once again, I ask of you to defecate on me and if you feel the need to, please pull this fake barb out of my chest and jab it repeatedly into both of my eyes.

FUCK YOU BILL MAHER YOU DISRESPECTFUL PIECE OF AMERICAN SHIT!

P.S. American Pie guy dressed as a Pizza…your costume sucks more than your career

Love,

MUNG

And now more Mariah pics….

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I just got back from a Jewish halloween party. I know, I thought it was Halloween for Jews everyday, you know with their beards, curly sideburns and amish lookin’ outfits, but I was wrong. I got to this bar and it wasn’t a mitzvah and I was surrounded by 20 year old Jews dressed like idiots. There was only one or two girls slutted out and the hottest girl in the place wasn’t even Jewish but she could do the Jane Fonda. Either way, there were more Jews than a German concentration camp back in the ’40s. After about 20 mins of lameness, I raised my fist to Hitler for ruining my fucking night, if motherfucker had done his job right, this party would have been a hell of a lot better. I also went through some self discovery because used to have a Jew fetish but realized that these Jewish girls weren’t hot. If I wanted a pony, I would have asked for one for Christmas, don’t act like you don’t know what I am talking about horseface. I am not an anti-semite, some of my best friends are Jewish. But not my friend ROB who sent me these pics of Cindy Margolis in Playboy, if he was Jewish, he would have charged me for them. I am 100 percent sure I am the first person on the Internet with these and that makes me better than you.

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Halloween is a fantastic day to kidnap kids. It’s a great day to put razor blades in apples for kids. It’s a great day to invite kids back inside to get that extra candy that you have hidden in your ass. It’s a great day to go out and buy tequila shots for girls dressed like whores. It’s a great day to wear women’s panties in public and mask your weird fetish behind the nature of the holiday. There’s all kinds of perks today. I suggest you don’t kidnap or poison kids. I know you can’t afford tequila shots and everyone already knows you wear women’s panties, so why don’t you just click my links instead fucker.

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