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2005

03

Jan

I am – Tsunami

The Tsunami is a tragedy, but the bigger issue to me is this couple. This is probably all over the internet, but when I saw it – I was totally thrown off. The fact of the matter is that not too far away thousands of people are dead, and this loving couple were like “fuck it, let’s go tanning”

A couple tanning while a nation is destroyed, we call this the die hard vacationer. One time I took the girls to the water park (we vacation on a budget) and it started to rain, I made those girls ride those waterslides until their feet got cut up from the cement…in the rain. Some people think I am a bad father, well guess what….I am not their dad!

The picture of the Vacationers HERE

note: she is topless, rumor is she lost her top when the wave hit.

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2005

03

Jan

I am – Bruce Willis’ Penis

If I had to die, I would Die Hard, I would even consider dying harder with avengence. Speaking of hard, here is a clip from the movie Color of Night, where our friend and hero Bruce Willis exposes himself and sucks on titties.

I remember when I dreamt about being Bruce, a short man with all the bitches,I am talking moonlighting with that fat slut Cybil.

Bruce Willis with the Titty Suck and Bruce Willis freeing the little willis, by little willis I mean his penis stupid
HERE (click on Deleted and it is about 5 seconds in)

NOTE- The Girl in the Clips name is Jane March.

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2005

03

Jan

I am – Bruce Willis' Penis

If I had to die, I would Die Hard, I would even consider dying harder with avengence. Speaking of hard, here is a clip from the movie Color of Night, where our friend and hero Bruce Willis exposes himself and sucks on titties.

I remember when I dreamt about being Bruce, a short man with all the bitches,I am talking moonlighting with that fat slut Cybil.

Bruce Willis with the Titty Suck and Bruce Willis freeing the little willis, by little willis I mean his penis stupid
HERE (click on Deleted and it is about 5 seconds in)

NOTE- The Girl in the Clips name is Jane March.

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2005

03

Jan

I am – Jessica Alba’s Perfect, Perfect Ass

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I’d always just assumed (no pun intended) that Jessica Alba would have a nice ass, but who knew…

Pictures after the jump

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2005

03

Jan

I am – Jessica Alba's Perfect, Perfect Ass

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I’d always just assumed (no pun intended) that Jessica Alba would have a nice ass, but who knew…

Pictures after the jump

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2005

01

Jan

I am – Mandy Moore Nip Slip

Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us What a good day. At least in terms of celebrity nipple sightings. This pic of the wonderful Mandy Moore nip slip is a little old, but this is a Hi-Res version of what was previously a fairly low quality shot, so don’t go getting your proverbial panties in a twist.

Enjoy.

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2005

01

Jan

I am – Kirsten Dunst Nip Slip

Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.usThat’s right. Kirsten Dunst’s nipple has finally seen the light of day, and who could ask for a better way to start off the new year. Surely more pics of this Kirsten Dunst nip slip will soon surface, and rest assured we will bring them to you. And while F.U.B.A.R. may have scooped us by a couple hours (hey it’s the new year, can’t we sleep in?), we’ve got the first colour images.

UPDATE: Newer, High Quality images in PART 2

Pics after the jump

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2004

31

Dec

I am – Lohan's Breast Reduction Surgery

She was in the hospital for exhaustion
I originally thought it was for a drug overdose
Now GoodPlasticSurgery.com is saying it’s for a breast reduction.
I don’t know – I will ask her tomorrow at the NYE party.
She told me she would give me a blowjob in the bathroom while doing blow.
I have been chatting with her for 9 months on friendster.
Everyone tells me it’s not the real LiLo, but I know it is…
The internet wouldn’t lie to me.

The link to lindsay lohan’s good plastic surgery/ breast reduction

here

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2004

31

Dec

I am – Lohan’s Breast Reduction Surgery

She was in the hospital for exhaustion
I originally thought it was for a drug overdose
Now GoodPlasticSurgery.com is saying it’s for a breast reduction.
I don’t know – I will ask her tomorrow at the NYE party.
She told me she would give me a blowjob in the bathroom while doing blow.
I have been chatting with her for 9 months on friendster.
Everyone tells me it’s not the real LiLo, but I know it is…
The internet wouldn’t lie to me.

The link to lindsay lohan’s good plastic surgery/ breast reduction

here

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2004

31

Dec

I am – Tranny Hilton

Paris was born with a penis. We know this because of her huge feet and small breasts. She has joined a support group for trannies.

This support group helps her deal with her life post op, and gives her the opportunity to help people who aren’t as advanced in the sex change as she is.. she is a mentor..a socialite tranny mentor. It’s easy to get a sex change when your rich. I know plenty of men – who want to be woman – but it isn’t covered by healthcare….

The picture is here (via OhNoYouDidn’t)

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