I have had numerous complaints that this site has no content for girls. They have told me that it’s all about naked chicks and degrading women. I don’t agree because I totally love pussy, If there was a biochemical war going on, I would use a pussy as a gas mask. When it is extremely cold outside, I would use a pussy as a hat or mittens ( i would need 2 pussies in that case). If I was a professional racecar driver, I would use a pussy for a helmet.

ANYWAY – I am not anti-chicks, this is observational humor but I decided to launch a new feature called Teen Heart Throb anyway. This feature looks into the men who grace, or once graced the covers of teen magazines. I feel this will be useful to women and pedophiles alike.

Today’s Heart Throb is Leo Decaprio

Recent Gossip Here (he was out partying until 4 am without Gisele last night that pimp)
Pictures and all things Leo Here

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Jessica Tandy’s Birth Name was Jessica Tandy

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Apparently this is an older clip
Asians kick people in the back
I used to do that in high school
Now God is kicking me in the back for buying Jackhammer Jesus

See an asian man fall and almost die here

Our web capabilities are limited.
Thanks to uselessjunk.com for hosting this clip
Visit them but come back, we aren’t done molesting you.

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My space has a lot of funny profiles, that’s what happens when you don’t have censors. Myspace -Big up yourself.

I didn’t actually read this profile, but I was told it’s funny. It was sent to me by one of my prison buddies, so it’s bound to be good.

Check it out here and let me know.

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Today’s google image of the day is brought to you by Christians around the world and their happy holiday time of consumption, debt and cookies. I love cookies, the girl kind.

Check out the results for Yuletide here , they really suck but I couldn’t think of a good Christmas word….I guess I could have tried Jingle Bells or something…

Top 5 shitty results are:

Yuletide Semen

Yuletide Arab

Yuletide China Man

Yuletide Lesbians Frolicking

Yuletide “I am – Not Wearing Pants”

Yuletide “At least we have each other”

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Jesus was a carpenter
Now he’s a sex toy

When I woke up this morning I knew there was something missing in my life. I looked over and I still had my girlfriend and I still had my penis…I quickly realized that I was missing the JackHammer Jesus Dildo.

So I dropped the 60$ for the glow in the dark jesus dildo and I will have it in time to celebrate christmas with Christ himself.

Divine Interventions also brings us the baby jesus buttplug, the diving nun dildo and Moses to help you part the pink sea.

Visit them Here

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This is the spam of the day, I have nothing really else to say about it. It is pretty dirty…those dirty spammers. I want to ask my Jewish Lawyer why they used the word prick so much and whether prick is a Jewish word….but he charges me $50 an hour, that’s more than a hooker, at least the hookers I can afford. I am mexican. Fuck Off.

To: DrunkJesus@gmail.com
From: real huge rods
Subject: Tight Holes Torn

Slowly lowering herself, she let her pussy swallow his huge prick down to the base, forcing a painful sigh from her lungs. At the end she dropped her head back and groaned in wracked pleasure from the sheer feeling of being stretched so wide… so deep. Amanda began riding him, her ass bouncing up and down on his lap, her tits jiggling in his hands. She moved carefully at first, but then she discovered she was big enough to take him. After a while she fucked his big prick with abandon, crying out at the wonderful feel of all that cockmeat packing her pussy…

Check the videos out now!

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What could be better then naked yoga on a cold Tuesday morn? If you find out let me know.
Someone should tell her she needs a haircut.

HERE

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Ever seen Jewish sluts in action? Well now you can, brought to you direct from the land of Isreal.

Here

Click to enter a whole new religious experience.

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Features, features, features what would we do without them….The only thing better than starting a dumb new feature is knowing it wont last a week.

Today our law comes from Thailand. Where it is illegal to leave your house if you are not wearing underwear. What kind of country makes a stupid law like that. That is a discriminatory law and wouldn’t last here in Canada for 5 minutes. I would challenge the law on behalf of all the sluts of the nation.

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