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2004

10

Dec

I am – Donna Martin’s Cunt

Look at me – David (brian austin green) never got to see me and now I am showing the world.
Since my years off 90210 I have become a half assed pussy exposing rocker
It’s okay, my dad is so rich I am set for life

Tori Spelling Upskirt

HERE

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2004

10

Dec

I am – Donna Martin's Cunt

Look at me – David (brian austin green) never got to see me and now I am showing the world.
Since my years off 90210 I have become a half assed pussy exposing rocker
It’s okay, my dad is so rich I am set for life

Tori Spelling Upskirt

HERE

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2004

10

Dec

I am – Pedophile

This is a new Feature.
We call it the Pedophile Picture of the Day.
I figure if we can provide pedophiles with pictures of pre-teens
we can single handedly make the world a better place.
That said – check out for the Sexual Predator of the Day feature from Buck Brown!

HERE

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2004

10

Dec

I am – Hefty 8 Inch Dong

The Sex Doll of the Day feature is one that I enjoy. Today’s sex doll is designed for fat women and gay men everywhere. We call it Construction Man!

“Construction Man: I am your perfect erotic fantasy. Explore my 2 love passages. When I build, I use plenty of wood.

Includes:
Hefty 8 inch dong
Inflatable Hunk with 2 love passages�

Here

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2004

10

Dec

I am – Hefty 8 Inch Dong

The Sex Doll of the Day feature is one that I enjoy. Today’s sex doll is designed for fat women and gay men everywhere. We call it Construction Man!

“Construction Man: I am your perfect erotic fantasy. Explore my 2 love passages. When I build, I use plenty of wood.

Includes:
Hefty 8 inch dong
Inflatable Hunk with 2 love passages”

Here

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2004

10

Dec

I am – Hot Dirty Animal Love

Today’s Google word is Animal Love.
You can find the results here:

Dressed to Impress

Midlife Crisis

Tranny Love the Ani(mals) – I tried

Animal Love Tonguing

Bacon and Other Pork Products

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2004

10

Dec

I am – Hot Dirty Animal Love

Today’s Google word is Animal Love.
You can find the results here:

Dressed to Impress

Midlife Crisis

Tranny Love the Ani(mals) – I tried

Animal Love Tonguing

Bacon and Other Pork Products

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2004

10

Dec

I am – Making the Best Sex

Spam of the Day;

To: DrunkJesus@gmail.com
From: ubauijwi

Hello Dear,

Finally i’ve found possibility to right u, my lovely girl 🙂

All our photos which i’ve made at the beach (even when u’re without ur bh:))

photos are great! This evening i’ll come and we’ll make the best SEX 🙂

Right now enjoy the photos.

Kiss, James.
ubauijwi

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2004

10

Dec

I am – The Lohan Interview

Follow this link to the Lohan Interview

Why aren’t people asking the questions we all want to know – How big is Valderamma’s cock, did he stick it in your ass, what was the craziest amount of cocaine you have ingested in the shortest period of time. What is better, busting on your face or in your cooch? How old were you when you got your first STD… you know… who cares about her “burn out”….

There Was one good question though
And it was this

AP: OK, but going out with the likes of Paris Hilton is bound to draw attention to you.

Lohan: Yeah. Well, like I said, I’m friendly with other girls in the business. Some of them make rumors up about other girls in the business. They’ll say “Oh, she does drugs. She drinks too much.” I know a lot of the girls in L.A. smoke pot, but I can’t do that. I would have an asthma attack. It’s stupid to smoke, I do that once in a while, but everyone goes through that phase. I would never be an excessive drinker. You feel like (expletive) the next day anyway.

The rest of the interview is here.
I got this link off defamer, but I am not going to plug them, because they don’t plug me – cunts.

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2004

10

Dec

I am – Britney Gossip

I have nothing to say about this, but I am drunk often and I haven’t ever cried while drunk.
Justin was at the party, I think the media is implying that maybe this lead Britney to drink to the point of being sick.
If I was sleeping with K-Fed, I would probably be drunk all the time. Hell…I am not married to a freeloader and I am drunk all the time….

Here

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