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2022

18

Feb

Victoria Beckham Fitness of the Day

Here’s some old as shit, probably a billionaire thanks to her husband, the Spice Girls, her rich dad….I am not her accountant…I am just a fan of how skinny she has maintained herself all these years even if her husband, who at one point in time was the world’s most desirable man, was cheating on her at least once in their marriage…marriage is boring, it’s built for cheating, all part of the fun and the design and really…if you fucked Posh SPICE at her prime, it’s all downhill and the whole peak of your sex fades from that day forward…so let the dude stick his dick in other pussy…it’s only fair…and that applies to all wives…we can love you, be your family, but we are wired to want to cum in younger hotter versions of you even if you look hot for your age…duh.

Anyway, this is how she maintains her fitness, which is impressive, since I thought she was an anorexic with no muscle mass…just skin, bones and some breast implants…the way NATURE intended.

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2022

10

Jan

Victoria Beckham Ass Shot of the Day

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Here’s Spice Girl Legend and Skinny Bitch Victoria Beckham doing a booty show at some expensive looking place because her and her husband, who I guess they consider the real royal family, are rich as shit and don’t need to live like you peasants..

You can see that thanks to a life of wealth, she was actually rich to begin with, even before they cast her for the Spice Girls, so it was never about the money man…even though her man is also a money man….she’s able to hang out ass out on a yacht rocking a body still worthy of being fucked, because I guess when you’re skinny as shit and maintain being skinny as shit…your sloppy and falling apart that traditionally curse women don’t happen because you’re rotting from a solid foundation….

What I am saying is that she’s old, she’s rotting, her cells dying, the aging process is biological fact…but her ass upskirt, when her skeletor face is hidden is still good thanks to the thigh gap she’s maintained through starvation and fitness all these years….reminding us that VANITY is a gift to people who want to jerk off to some old classics like a SPICE GIRL…

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2021

16

Dec

Victoria Beckham Lifts of the Day

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Skinny as shit Victoria Beckham, who is old as shit, with grown kids who have left her an Empty Nester like RICHARD MULLIGAN…yes, I used to watch EMPTY NEST, I don’t know why, it was an era without cable or options….I sort of got sucked in….and as a Golden Girls fan, there was little I could do to resist the spinoff….but this isn’t about 80s sitcoms…It’s about a power lifting from what I just assumed was an emaciated Spice Girl on a diet pill and diet coke diet….the THINSPIRATION to all is now trying to get some muscle mass…and is looking good doing it, which makes sense, since she was the hottest of the SPICE girls…even if you were into MEL B’s “IF YOU WANT TO BE MY LOVER” hard nips.

I don’t know where I am going with this CROSS FIT pose, is that a SNATCH….or a mom snatch doing a snatch…WHO knows…but I like her shape.

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2019

16

Dec

Victoria Beckham in Leggings of the Day

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Victoria Beckham still skinny. Thus still hot….

The rich girl, ashamed of being driven to school by her dad in his Rolls Royce, who turned into a fucking superstar, thanks to being a Spice Girl, which as we all know was a pop culture defining moment, or group that is still relevant to the 30 year old girls who grew up on the Spice Girls today…and who must be in her late 40s and early 50s by now…still married to the soccer player so many “straight” soccer fans had man crushes on in the early 2000s…the inspiration being manscaping and metrosexuals….I saw the transition happen before my very eyes because I worked with a bunch of closet case faggots who liked soccer cuz they were Euopean and whenever they’d talk about David Beckham they’d blush like a bunch of school girls….even though they were also really homophobic…yet the first to shower together at the gym…

ANYWAY…Victoria Beckham is still skinny. Thus still hot.

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2018

03

Aug

Victoria Beckham Hard Nipples of the Day

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Zombie Boy died….But his nipples live on in Scary Spice…

No wait this was POSH Spice…who is still hot and fancy to me, but that could just be the nipples on her weird fake tits talking….and really how can anyone hate on an old lady, mom of a dozen kids who are in their 20s, who is not fat or broken down cuz she has to compete with all of David Beckham’s mistresses…

I like this…even if it’s unnatural..even terrifying.

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2018

06

Mar

Victoria Beckham’s Hard Nipples of the Day

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Vitoria Beckham has the least effective bra for her old lady tits…by least effective I mean they are showccasing her hard nipples…which I guess for most perverts would mean that it is the most effective bra…probably an unnecessary bra…because her tits and really everything about her seems BOLT ON…I mean she’s a rich Spice Girl and Soccer Wife..who’s husband has publicly cheated on her…likely for safety reasons to not be sliced by her hard nipples…and despite being a mom of a dozen and old and fuck..I still don’t mind checkin’ out them hard nipple tits…She’s the Spice Girl has been preserved the best….and hard nipples, once a fetish when I was in High School and horny for everythng… still something you can jerk off to…if you’re old like me…and remember when it was the simple things in life like hard nipples that we could get off to…but we aren’t appreciate of of the little things…like nipples anymore…..but should be because they are special…and good to chew on..

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2018

02

Feb

Victoria Beckham See Through of the Day

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With news of the Spice Girls doing a comeback tour, because why not cash in more than you already have off some pretty shitty contrived song in what was really just a weird novelty act that belonged at a stripclub, before they got naked…

Posh Spice decided to bring out her nipples and her plastic surgery looking face filled face….and I figure it’s a good way to roll into super bowl weekend, it’s better than pics of Tom Brady frenching his son…

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2018

17

Jan

Posh Spice/ Victoria Beckham in Vogue Spain of the DAy

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Robot Sex Doll woman from the Spice Girls still looks good, skinny, and worthy of looking at….which I could have predicted when the Spice Girls happened, because the skinny ones usually age the best, as the ones with the tits usually grow into sloppy messes…

She looks pretty good for someone who is old and who has shat out a dozen kids with David Beckham, back when he took time off fucking all other girls who weren’t Posh Spice…because when you’re Beckham – you have options…

I don’t understand what the reason Posh is so well maintained…nice and preserved…because no girls I know look like this – especially not moms…even in their 20s…

Maybe it’s a money thing, poor bitches are disgusting and eat garbage, they have to slave away to buy shitty food…while this one’s rich and rich comes with perks like spending your days laying down to conserve energet so that you can do all you can to not eat…. Who can be too sure, is she an eating disorder, or just lovely, or is she lovely regardless…

As much as I’m disgusted by women aging, I support aging well…you sort of have to.

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2014

22

Aug

Victoria Beckham Ice Bucket Challenge of the Day

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Post by Victoria Beckham.

Victoria Beckham did the ice bucket challenge…

Now, I wish the ice bucket challenge was just the ice challenge where celebrities did as much meth as possible and the one who comes closest to death wins without dying wins….and all the ones who accidentally die would make us all winners…win win win – I would donate to that charity.

That said, seeing a small Beckham being taken out by ice water is pretty fucking jokes…but then again – so is people dumping ice on themselves for a charity….

I’ll still think about masturbating to it, but I think about masturbating to everything, I just don’t…

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2012

30

May

Victoria Beckham Legs in Interview of the Day

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Victoria Beckham is showing her mom of 15 legs that David Beckham is locked down to….which isn’t so bad of a gig cuz she’s got implants…she’s skinny as fuck….she probably had a c-section…and most importantly…she let him cheat on her years ago…and can safely assume she’s let him cheat on her since…traveling athletes can’t keep their pants on…especially when all girls…and 90 percent of European guys…want his dick….

Either way, I would have liked more hard nipples, panties, ass crack, mom-pussy definition…cuz these pics are boring…but I’m in too deep and now I have to post them….

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