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2013

14

Aug

Tan Mom’s Music Video of the Day

Tan Mom is the kind of horribly vile human…disgusting to look at…that has a kid…I have seen women like this so many times before, carting their kids around, and I struggle to understand how a motherfucker could fuck them, even when drunk, you still have to get a fucking boner for the ditch pig and power through to orgasm before or after puking all over the bitch…To me, fucking such a disgusting pile of shit, in both color and quality of human, is the equivalent self hate as anorexia, drug addiction, even failed suicide…I mean imagine what her baby daddy thinks every time he’s reminded to pay child support for their kid…a kid that is nothing more than a reminder and evidence of his weakest fucking moment…a lifelong reminder, unless it dies of skin cancer…or negligent parenting as mommy monster is out making a fool of herself, making music for herself, that I can’t help but watch…because it’s so representative of all that is wrong in this world…

Why does she matter? Because you care. Now dance.

Here’s her other video…

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2013

14

Aug

Dance Video of the Day

Twerk has evolved…..into an ass in face smashing and I am very into it…

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2013

13

Aug

Yankees Fan Feeling Up a Girl

This is amazing…I am glad it was broadcast on national TV, because being a midnight molester, date rapist, deserves to be celebrated on this kind of scale…I mean where’s the fun in saving it for the back alley, or basement apartment….the only thing I’m wondering is whether he even knows this girl, or more importantly, if she’s even alive….

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2013

13

Aug

Drunk Russian Squirrel of the Day

Homosexual hating Russia, the hosts of this year’s winter Olympics go in so hard that they even get their squirrels drunk. Apparently, a dude leaves vodka out for the squirrel every night and it gets pass out drunk. I think it’s a better strategy than the American south, where they shoot their squirrel and eat them for dinner, but it’s still fucking ridiculous…even if it proves that this squirrel and me have a lot in common, I guess booze is just so amazing and that love of booze brings us together. It sees no borders, color, race, religion, cree, or species…it’s just that good….

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2013

13

Aug

Animal Video of the Day

Seeing as I hate people, I mean I don’t actually hate people, I just can’t be bothered with people, because people are self serving assholes on their own quest of bullshit that just get in the way…trying to make money, get ahead, totally clueless and unaware how insignificant they are, or how the path they are taking is just irritating, a waste of time, and really going after everything that is not important at all..

Sometimes seeing animals, instinctively just loving, reminds us what it’s all about…and it is not bikini pics, or porn, or even fake relationships for advancement…it’s not about money, or things, or celebrity and hollywood…none of that shit matters…

Maybe I just like animals…or maybe, like Jennifer Aniston, my biological clock is ticking and I’m craving a love this pure…held captive in a cage in my basement.

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2013

10

Aug

Breast Feeding Mom in Texas Brings the Top 5 Breast Feeding Videos of the Day

Apparently this woman did what nature told her and pulled out her titty and started feeding her baby in public and conveniently had her husband film the shit, because clearly she was trying to cause a stink and make a point for the internet, because she knew legally she was allowed to nurse her child covered or uncovered, because she’s obviously one of those annoying moms who feels like it is her higher duty to break down convention and the conservative people of the world by pulling her tit out in public…

Don’t get me wrong. breast feeding can be hot, especially if I am the one being fed, but for the most part every public breast feeder I’ve seen has been some lesbian looking bitch who only had a kid thanks to a sperm donor.

I also love tits and any people willing to post tits in pictures on the internet to prove a point, is a friend of mine…except when those tits are covered up in the video and all we see is her fucking back…

I mean I don’t think I’ve ever hated a bitch with her tit pulled out of her shirt as I do right now.

She should do something like matters like shut her bratty kids up and shoot some porn.

Or maybe she should respect the rules of the establishment and have her titty sucked in the streets not a private store.

I feel like these assholes talked about this until it was annoying, and are probably still talking about it, so to celebrate the porn that is breast feeding, for perverts like me, here are the Top 5 breast feeding videos on Youtube..

1- HOW TO BREASTFEED TWINS – VERY INFORMATIVE!! Fast Forward to the 4 minute mark…

2- At 40 Seconds a Nipple Gets Milked….

3- Some Girl Milking Herself

4- Big Titties in a Bikini Breast Feeding

5 Some Great Tits Milking Herself – Good Job Ana Garcia

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2013

09

Aug

Drunk Guy Tries to Break a Brick with his Head of the Day

I’ve been drunk for most of my adult life and if I am not drunk, I am hungover. It’s been the only real constant in my life and never my drinking career have I ever tried to break a brick with my head, in fact there are so many things I see people do when drunk, like idiotic things, that I’ve never even thought of doing…all I really do when I am drunk is make girls laugh, usually at the size of my penis or my sexual capabilities..but I like when other people are less graceful and dignified when they drink, it makes me feel like I do it right, while making me laugh at how wrong they do it..I assume this happened in Russia…it’s always Russia.

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2013

08

Aug

My Favorite Dude of the Day

So this dude slits his own throat, gets shot with a rubber bullet or whatever and falls off the building he is on with style and grace, I am talking some Olympic caliber gymnastic performance, far better than any Bruce Willis action movie bullshit….give this guy an Oscar, I like his passion and commitment to his role, even if his role is real life mental issues….

If you don’t like that, here’s some video surveillance of a kid falling through the mall roof…

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2013

07

Aug

American Tourist of the Day

Apparently, this is an American Tourist in Germany and he’s very passionate about his trip, so passionate that security takes him away as the people cheer on, it’s like they are re-living Nazi Germany, only instead of Jewish people they are using insane Americans, as the aryans cheer from the sidelines…or maybe, just maybe, that’s my only angle on anything German, those pragmatic motherfuckers with their progressive engineering thanks to human testing in the 40s….

If you don’t like that….here’s a video of the classiest neighborhood ever!

If you don’t like that…here’s mormon’s playing hood BBall.

If you don’t like that, because you are a pervert, you can watch Sydney Leather show her asshole…

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2013

05

Aug

Crazy Girl Doesn’t Like the Postal Worker of the Day

I have no idea who this woman is, but she’s kind of amazing. She’s hitting up random postal workers and calling them stalkers, I guess either she’s legitimately crazy and thinks the postal working coming to her house everyday is them stalking her, but I am going to assume that it has more to do with “Performing Art”….you know a little youtube stunt…a prank to get viral because being freaked out by the postal workers is an easy target that everyone can relate to…pretty genius whether she’s insane or not…

Here’s another video…

And one more….

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2013

05

Aug

Best Taekwondo Demo of the Day

I guess it’s not really fair for me to say this is the best Taekwondo demo of the day, because it is the only Taekwondo demo I’ve ever seen, but I will say that this dude was either pranked hard or an idiot.

Highlight of the video, when the little girl walks off crying…not because I like when little girls get hit by flying pieces of wood, but I like when Taekwondo masters are ridiculously bad at being Taekwondo masters are part of their hustle is hurting kids along the way…it’s pretty fucking funny.

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2013

02

Aug

LAPD of the Day

This cop is the Rhubarb lady of police work. She doesn’t like tatted up gangsters…who park in parking lots…I find her assertiveness kinda hot, far hotter than the bike cops I saw last night who were chasing a “perp”…that’s what they call them…because they looked so fucking silly…even in their spandex police shorts…I mean I’d let them arrest me on bike just because I’d feel bad that they were put on bike patrol, like that’s a shitty fucking deal, so I’d want to help them look good to their peers who get to drive the cars and motorcycles, you know and carry the real guns…

If you don’t like, maybe you’ll prefer this dude’s attempt at getting an insurance claim.

Cops are the worst.

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2013

31

Jul

Girl Gives a Blowjob at a Televised Volleyball Game of the Day

This is just crazy….I mean I guess men’s indoor volleyball is not hot babes playing beach volleyball and that can be pretty fucking boring…or a perfect time to get your dick sucked…hopefully not because it turns you on….

Fucking in public, like really in public, with people sitting next to you is amazing, it is the future, and the future is now.

I know that I’m not complaining, the weirder people’s sex becomes thanks to the internet desensitizing us, the better it is for a pervert like me who likes watching…but I am sure her parents are…assuming she has parents…as this kind of wild behavior of girls so horny they can’t not have dick in their mouth usually comes from homes without a day…

I mean this couple got on TV for their behavior, now they are famous, all for a blowjob, that’s better than bitches I know who suck so much cock and get no TV time….

Either way, this video changed my life for the fucking better.

I like how he kissed her head…so romantic…especially in a public arena blowjob setting…what a gentleman…

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2013

31

Jul

Cop Teaches a Protestor a Lesson of the Day

Now that America has passed laws that prevent people from coming together as a group to protest , because having people come together as a group to protest things, especially government initiated things, is something the government doesn’t want you doing, so they want the authority to lock you up if you do, seems pretty fair, I mean historically the government always knows what is best for us. They always have our best interest in mind. They aren’t owned and operated by big businesses, and they don’t pass laws like cigarette and oil and corn and all the other crazy shit they do because it kills us, they do it for our own good…so don’t protest that shit…

What better way to celebrate that law then to show how cops handle protestors in Austria….it’s kinda horrible, kinda funny, but better than when shit in Austria was run by Nazi Germany…right?

FREEDOM!!

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2013

31

Jul

White Girls Caribana of the Day

Nothing like some gutter bitches looking for some black cock at Caribana…This is almost like a flight to Jamaica, where the fattest, most ratchet, monster bitches in slutty clothes on the plane with their half black babies going to see baby daddies they met at their 3 star all inclusive resorts…

They are from Canada, I like when they drop the N-Bomb…and when they say “and we OOOOOOOUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHT”…cuz hip hop is the only way they get fucked…

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