The things these whores will do for their OnlyFans accounts….you know to get clout…up here in Canada we’ve got a girl who threw a chair out of a high rise only to get cast in a Drake Video…then this weekend some fucking lunatic got towed behind a fucking bus on a busy street in Montreal….for the clout….

Now some stripper doing extreme stripping, which in and of itself is redundant and stupid, we don’t need this kind of spectacle with our stripping, a three story high stripper pole for a bitch to fall off of…seems insane….when I just likes seeing half dead addicts awkwardly move on the stage…the kind of girl who stains you pants when you get a lap dance…this isn’t cirque du soliel you over achiever…

Anyway, bitch fell on her fucking face, she lost a bunch of teeth, will sue the fuck out of the stripclub unless they made her sign a waiver and will like end up on ELLEN to talk about the incident…which will be turned into a book series, tv series and movie…maybe even a video game…stripper pole challenge….the reality show….extreme stripping the show on Discovery and now bitch is a billionaire without having to grind on dudes until they cum on themselves….

She does deserve some love for the finishing twerk…showman ship….twerking off the injury…a real star….

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This is a heart warming video that may or may not remind you of the Super Bowl half time show, only at the Super Bowl Half time show, the breast milk is powdered due to age. I don’t care how much a bitch works out or how much botox gets jacked in her face, if she’s 45 years old she’s 45 fucking years old, and the only platform she should be dancing on is at some family weddings, or maybe the lunch time strip club shift. Not the Super Bowl.

Not that this has anything to do with the Super Bowl, I just keep hearing about it all fucking night and day like it’s news….and that bores me.

But a bar tender pulling her tit out and squirting a Patron in the face with her titty milk doesn’t bore me. If anything I find it incredible.

This is one thing I can say has never happened to me, I have never been lactated on out of anger or kindness. I guess the bitches I deal with aren’t fucking breeders…maybe they aren’t fertile from the drugs, STDs, we call it HPV uterus hard to get knocked up from all the scar tissue.

This is one thing I can say I hope one day happens to me.

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