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2013

31

Jul

White Girls Caribana of the Day

Nothing like some gutter bitches looking for some black cock at Caribana…This is almost like a flight to Jamaica, where the fattest, most ratchet, monster bitches in slutty clothes on the plane with their half black babies going to see baby daddies they met at their 3 star all inclusive resorts…

They are from Canada, I like when they drop the N-Bomb…and when they say “and we OOOOOOOUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHT”…cuz hip hop is the only way they get fucked…

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2013

31

Jul

The Rhubarb Lady is Amazing of the Day

This is the best video of the history of the internet. I am talking better than 2 girls 1 cup, or Chris Crocker or any of the other bullshit that has gone Viral like Gangnam Style….it is up there on my stepTV.tv shit…the kind of crazy social observation I love…

This crazy woman with her crazy voice is angry…as she’s trying to take Rhubarb as some concerned that her rhubarb is being stolen bitch tries to rationalize…

I would say let her have the rhubarb, but contesting her, and getting in the way, is way more fun…

From saying her lawn mower was robbed by Iranian Pigs…to “Don’t call me sweetheart, honey bun, what are you a fucking Lezzie….”…to attacking the camera dude…

This can’t be real, but I’m glad it happened. She’s a genius…with the voice of an angel…like a demon possessed…up on some Exorcist shit…I want to take this woman on a date…I like her passion.

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2013

30

Jul

Fuck You Sea World of the Day

Are you fucking kidding me Sea World? I hate these animal themed parks, especially the marine mammal shit…dolphins and whales are my jam. So seeing asshole corporations mistreat them and make money off them almost makes me want to join the vegan lesbian tree huggers, and not just because of their rockin’ bushes and menstrual cups, but because I want to chain myself to the entrance gate telling motherfuckers to not pay money for this cruel fucking shit…

I am the kind of guy who celebrates when the bear attacks the trainer at the circus, even though I know the bear is going to get put to sleep, because…let’s face it, at least someone is standing up for his rights.

The fact that Sea World Orlando allowed a whale to beach itself and struggle to get back in the water, so hard his whale homies tried to pull through and help him,

Let animals back into the wild. This captivity shit…is the fucking worst..

And assholes reading this, stop going to these shows, they are lame anyway, save your money for strippers…it’s a real family excursion that exploits people with no souls, not animals who don’t have a choice but to be there…and they aren’t even getting paid a dollar a day….

I seriously want to protest this shit. Shut down Sea World.

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2013

30

Jul

Latin Singer Doesn’t Like Apologies of the Day

Here’s a valuable life lesson.

Never apologize, especially not to a girl, because girls hold grudges and are totally irrational…so they won’t take your apology seriously, and if anything it will bring up all their hatred for you and turn them against you when otherwise they would probably just be cool about shit…

An apology is a reminder…and a reminder gets you slapped.

No more apologies…

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2013

30

Jul

Bouncers in Florida Gone Nuts of the Day

The story goes like this…two bouncers beat the fuck out of two white dude in Florida because they were defending Trayvon Martin…and in defending Trayvon Martin, all white dudes must die…even though the dude who killed Trayvon was a Mexican….and the white dudes get arrested for it.

Bouncers are thugs, their favorite thing is that they can legally beat the fuck out of anyone they want, however aggressive they want.

I have been beat up by bouncers, one was wearing a padded kevlar glove and he pounded my face in, fracturing my sinus. I went to the cops, bleeding all over the place, and they told me that bouncers can do whatever they want in the bar, that I was at fault and if I didn’t get home or to a hospital I would be arrested.

So this video doesn’t surprise me, but it’s clearly excessive and people need to see it….

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2013

30

Jul

Best Independent News Reporter of the Day

This guy is the best kind of asshole. Some drunk dude in San Diego drove off a cliff, and this guy was there to capture the rescue footage, where he narrates a whole bunch of craziness, that makes me laugh…from calling the Ambulance driver Christopher Reeves, to making fun of the skinny reporter…shit may not be that on point, or that hilarious out of context, but pretty fucking solid…more news needs to be handled by amateur comedians… it is great..

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2013

29

Jul

Knockout Master at the Huntington Beach Riots of the Day

Some riot that happened after the US Open of Surfing in Huntington Beach, because you know how surfers are, real fucking angry, I saw Point Break, I know how it is, all tweaked out on meth, robbing banks and fucking with the FBI and shit…or maybe it is just cuz kids are punks, they get drunk, they get rowdy, and putting them all in a group leads to trouble, or maybe it has something to do Trayvon Martin….

I wasn’t at the event, since I don’t like crowd, but this brawler was, and he knocks out three people in a row and it is kinda funny….in a “at one with the ocean, into yoga, surf zen” kind of way…

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2013

29

Jul

The Michael Hastings Car Crash Video of the Day

The owners of Pizzeria Mozza on Melrose have released the Michael Hastings car crash video footage.

For those of you who don’t know the story, Michael Hastings worked for Buzzfeed, but was better known for doing an article for Rolling Stone that ended up getting a high ranking General fired.

He was rumored to being working on another article to expose something, no one really knows what, but that’s pretty much what I would want out of a journalist.

The day he died, he emailed his co-workers saying he was being followed and had to go into hiding.

Then at 4 am, he was driving down Highland Ave in Los Angeles going 100 miles per hour, hitting a tree and blowing the fuck up.

The reason I am posting this is because in my lifetime of seeing car accidents, I’ve never seen a car explode, even going faster than this, hitting a fucking gas station.

It just doesn’t make sense. It looks like there was serious foul play. It also looks like the “powers that be” wanted to keep him quiet, as he was a liability.

There’s a lot of grey areas around this story, and I suggest you go research it, because it’s your right to protect your freedom.

I’m just a Canadian watching from the sidelines confused…ask questions!!

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2013

29

Jul

Some Chick Eats It at the Stiletto Foot Race Finish Line of the Day

This video is the highlight of my day…if not my life…

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2013

26

Jul

Skim Board High Five Fail of the Day

What a fucking idiot…You know that there was some talk before these assholes decided to try this…without really thinking about basic physics…like that the surfboard and the boat would be moving and that unless he’s coasting next to the boat, he’s going right into the boat….but the good news that the world needs idiots to keep me entertained.

The better news is that for every fail is a fucking win….it’s like keeping the world balanced or some Ying and Yang shit…

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2013

26

Jul

A Man and his Watermelon Machete Show of the Day

Sometimes, when you’re drinking, you come with ideas you think are awesome, that really aren’t, like taking a Machete to a fucking watermelon in some sort of backyard performance that should have ended worse for the idiot, because that’s what idiots deserve…

I still found this fail pretty funny, but that’s just because I love when people fail. Whether it is falling down the stairs or slipping during some stunt fail, or their business collapsing, or even their marriage, life, relationship fails…I’m into it…cuz I’m not a fucking hippie and real life sucks, so it makes me happy when people learn that.

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2013

26

Jul

FedEx Employees Throwing Your Shit of the Day

You mean the low paid immigrant workers who hate their lives don’t carry my online purchases, from Dildos to Bondage Gear to other nonsense, on a velvet pillow from the sender to my home?

How is this possible?

I mean we trust these people to treat our packages as if they were their own packages…and they go ahead and do this to us, right in front of us, on camera and out in the public, like a massive “Fuck you, we just don’t care”…and it hurts…FedEX…it hurts…

Today Freedom has been attacked…

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2013

25

Jul

Tampa Bay Bucs Cheerleaders Do Blurred Lines Badly of the Day

If you’re like me, you hate this fucking song and everything it’s feel good, TV Theme song caliber, Get as many listens from retards everywhere…represents…you won’t even watch Emrata topless and dancing in the shit on Youtube anymore, cuz you can’t fucking stomach it…

If you’re like the rest of the world, you fucking love it, and seeing the Tampa Bay Bucs cheerleaders do a parody of it, in what I bet they thought was a genius idea, even though they aren’t naked and executed it horribly, will make you happy.

But as far as I’m concerned…This is the fucking worst…

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2013

25

Jul

Woman Attacks TV Reporter then Gets Maced of the Day

Sometimes all your day really needs is some gutter black chick attacking a reporter, before the cops mace her to make you feel better about yourself, you know to add a little sunshine and brighten an otherwise cold and lonely place…I mean that or start up a conversation about race wars, up on some Trayvon Martin shit, cuz clearly that cop isn’t a fucking black person macing her, and he’s obviously after her cuz she’s black…right? Let’s riot and loot like this was Rodney King….

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2013

25

Jul

Jack Nicklaus’ Grandson Nick O’Leary Survives Motorcycle Crash of the Day

This is the video from the bus thatgolfer Jack Nicklaus’ grandson’s bike slammed into after he was in a crazy fucking motorcycle accident that didn’t end in death.

It didn’t even end in serious injury… it just looks fucking horrible…he was thrown 100 feet….

Maybe he’s got super powers…or maybe it is some illuminati protecting the rich shit….or maybe he’s just lucky as fuck. Not only does he live the rich kid college life, fucking all the hot college coeds, but he also survives accidents and that make him even more appealing to the hot college coeds he’s already getting making me think he probably did this on purpose for the fame, glory and most importantly the pussy.

It reminds me of the time I drove my car into a hot bitch’s car in efforts to get her name and number by pretending it was an “accident”…or the time I ran a girl on a bike off the road, so I’d have an excuse to take her to the hospital and spend time with her, or even the time I threw myself down the stairs in front of a babe, in efforts to get her to see if I was okay as I was bleeding out of my ears and suffering some Natasha Richardson brain trauma….only a way better executed.

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