Cop Smacks a Chick
Omg – Dog Jumped Out of Moving Car – Broke Leg
Drive By Egging Fail
Handy man of the Day
Gas Cylinder Explodes in Russia Metro Station
2016
21
Dec
We got kicked out of a @Delta airplane because I spoke Arabic to my mom on the phone and with my friend slim… WTFFFFFFFF please spread pic.twitter.com/P5dQCE0qos
— Adam Saleh (@omgAdamSaleh) December 21, 2016
So we live in a world where a group of white people can complain that someone is speaking a language they don’t like – because it is Arabic – the language of terrorists – and the airline will kick the people speaking Arabic – the language of terrorists off the plane – even though they went through security like everyone else….it’s the land of the free if you’re a white english speaking hick…..
Turns out the joke is on Delta, because the dude they kicked off is a Youtuber….with 1.5 million subscribers – 288,000 twitter followers…the kind of person brands pay huge money to do videos and bullshit for….brands like Delta…who if you’ve ever flown Delta you will know is a nice Mid Western staffed airline of some of the ugliest looking white women…
So now Delta will have to pay as they should, cuz people should be allowed to speak whatever the fuck they want to speak wherever the fuck they want to speak it…and some fat white people shouldn’t have the power to dictate that…but I guess you’re living in the TRUMP regime and this is the kind of love he spreads…
Sure I find it offensive…but I don’t really care either way, I just want to see Delta scramble, because big brands are the fucking worst and seeing them get called out on this level is so fucking good…the internet wins.
Read his tweets HERE …it’s an interesting story and possibly part of the attitude as to why Arabs want to blow your country up…I mean that and invading their countries and killing their people…
Don’t fuck with Social Media Stars….
2016
20
Dec
Pantsless Dudes Fighting in the Street
Kung Fu Trucker Gets his Phone Back
Unloading at the train station..
Bungee Jump Death
Delivery Boy – Drop Kick
Man Accused of Kidnapping thought he Saw a Midget – When He was Found in an Apartment Holding a 2 Year Old…”Oops thought it was a midget”….what this is a two year old I’m finger banging…OOPS..it’s dark…
Hot Murder Suspect Stabbed a Bitch in the Heart – and Is Pretty Hot and Laid Back Anout It….
2016
19
Dec
Alessandra Ambrosio too old to be showing her ass for love magazine…but still doing it – because Love Magazine is the only thing doing anything for Christmas that has nothing to do with Christmas – because that would be politically incorrect….but not as politically incorrect as getting a 35 year old mom producing flashing her ass in lingerie voyeur videos – in what is probably the best Love video to date – but still not very christmas, unless you’re like me and you creep on people’s Christmas by following them home after their Christmas party and waiting on their fire escape to see them fuck their boss…or co-worker they brought home…you know tis the season…but let’s be real…voyeurism is always the seaason…
Stella Maxwell is in a second video for LOVE, because why not do as much as you can now that you’ve fucked the entire system into thinking you’re a hot model, because apparently she is a hot model, but she wasn’t a hot model when it all happened…
Lastly, Alexa Chung – Who?
2016
19
Dec
Twerking – Shits Herself Twerking
The Family that Fights Together…
Man Beats a Robber
Trump Supporter – Dragged by Car Theif – Thrown Onto Street – Walks Away
Oklahoma Running Back – Joe Mixon – Punching a Chick
Dude Stealing Fuel…
People Getting Robbed on the Bus…
Drunk Driver Takes Out Cop
2016
15
Dec
Old Woman Gets Knocked Out and Shoved Into Trashcan
San Diego Cops Let K-9 Unit Attack naked Dude – Probably a Mexican #Trump
Worst U Turn Ever
Hollywood Metro Station Beating…
Casually Jerking Off
Texting While Squeezing into Train
Pretty Dumb Fucking Hobby
Shitty Fucking Pedestrian Death Due to Winter
2016
13
Dec
So Sara Sampaio is a top model, she gets fucking paid, she’s skinny, she’s tall enough, she makes money, straight from the fishing village of Portugal to the mean streets of new york…yet LOVE magazine made her look like dog shit….serious fucking dog shit…it looks like they pulled her out of bed and spent 14 seconds with her for their minute video to celebrate Christmas…in some uninspiring, no continuity – advent calendar that is more ‘pull something together, get her in lingerie and run with it” nonsense…
I know, why am I posting this nonsense, why am I giving them views…because I have no original content and I rely heavily on stealing other people’s shit for my very important posts no one reads or finds funny – because they are just mean…you pussies..
This video is directed by Hype Williams….who I am going to assume has had a stroke, or alzheimers, or a drug addiction making him lose everything he worked for…..
This video…of a top model – that sucks…has his name attached to it…
He has directed – Busta Rhymes – Woo Ha, TLC No Scrubs, Will Smith – Getting Jiggy wit it, Kanye West – Gold Digger, and movies, and documentaries, for the last 30 years…you can see the videography HERE ….and now this…
2016
13
Dec
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