So Sara Sampaio is a top model, she gets fucking paid, she’s skinny, she’s tall enough, she makes money, straight from the fishing village of Portugal to the mean streets of new york…yet LOVE magazine made her look like dog shit….serious fucking dog shit…it looks like they pulled her out of bed and spent 14 seconds with her for their minute video to celebrate Christmas…in some uninspiring, no continuity – advent calendar that is more ‘pull something together, get her in lingerie and run with it” nonsense…

I know, why am I posting this nonsense, why am I giving them views…because I have no original content and I rely heavily on stealing other people’s shit for my very important posts no one reads or finds funny – because they are just mean…you pussies..

This video is directed by Hype Williams….who I am going to assume has had a stroke, or alzheimers, or a drug addiction making him lose everything he worked for…..

This video…of a top model – that sucks…has his name attached to it…

He has directed – Busta Rhymes – Woo Ha, TLC No Scrubs, Will Smith – Getting Jiggy wit it, Kanye West – Gold Digger, and movies, and documentaries, for the last 30 years…you can see the videography HERE ….and now this…

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I am the kind of guy who drinks a lot of whatever I can get my hands on – and I always have a bottle opener on my key chain, because I’m not a fucking trailer park dwelling open a beer that’s not a twist top with my teeth, or a lighter, or against a counter or sidewalk, I am not that crafty and end up ruining my beer, swallowing glass, shitting blood for life…and it’s really not worth the headache, so I get equipped…

So I was happy to partner up with SNAKE BITE CO because they have fucking awesome key chains, classy, people won’t think you’re a ghetto and pathetic fuck, and it makes for a good gift…so GET ONE …

We had our stepGIRL @_rinaaa takeover our step_Girls snapchat – and here’s the fucking story…she was in the Caribbean on some fancy trip with fancy people….and looked as amazing as always…even though I wasn’t invited….she did it all for the a href=”https://snakebiteco.com” target=”_blank”> SNAKE BITE

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Weak…I know Kim Kardashian is a fucking monster, but having her walk in slow motion in front of a green screen showing Northern Lights…is just weak. I could recreate this in my fucking basement apartment, I just don’t know any shit colored trannies with sloppy tits that I could use…but I should parody this, to remind you all that Kim Kardashian is fucking dog shit and so is LOVE Magazines’ advent calendar….just step it up you fashion cunts…

Doutzen Kroes cuz no one else wants her…shot by Hype Williams….a legendary hip hop music video director from the 90s…who even did Hollywood movies…and this is the uninspired shit he’s doing now…as much as I hate instagram content producers, at least they produce better shit than this…

Heidi Klum 300 Years Old….shot by Rankin – Naked in Tub….with star nipples, because I guess her actual nipples are starting to show their age and can’t be showcased…or maybe it’s just not YOUTUBE friendly…who knows…but I’d rather see the nips…

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Aliana Lozada Gonzalez is a fucking idiot, unless she knew she was being trolled, but if you’ve met some of these instagram models, they are so fucking clueless, and use instagram in their prostitition so people like TagYourSponsors can pretend they are in dubai and make a joke out of them, by getting them to outline what they will do for 50,000 dollars….

This video came out a long time ago, I’ve knows about this shit, and show has a lot of people for a long time, but it’s going viral now, I’ve had 10 people send it to me in the last 2-3 days, and I figure exposing an idiot hooker for being an idiot hooker – willing to fuck a 13 year old….is totally worth getting involved in promoting…even if you’ve all seen it already…it’s a testament to this materialistic, soulless, disgusting world we live in….and I’m the kind of guy who loves hookers and prostitution…but it is so key for me that the hookers or prostitutes are open and upfront about it – and not pretending to be “models”…or some shit..because lies offend me..

I’ve looked up this bitch, can’t find anything on her, maybe it’s a troll or fake video….but skinny tea, protein powder and old rich man giving rent money…is what makes 100,000 followers worth having..

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She’s got monster tits on a skinny frame…and that’s done well for her…

I will never quite understand how a talentless set of tits – who just shamelessly shows off her tits – every chance she has to say “look at my tits” gets the million dollar campaigns she gets..from brands who normally fear tits…

I will never quite appreciate her hustle, the obsessive compulsive narcissism that went into making her tits seen by the world..even if the tits are great….

I will never buy into her being a feminist, anything more than naked for likes, addicted to likes…

I will never respect or believe in anything she does in her career is more than just a vapid use of her tits…

I will never believe her tits or lips are real….

I will always think she’s bullshit….like Love Magazine who panders to all these idiots – so they get content that they think is relevant – for likes and follows – that’s all this world is….likes and follows…using the same unispiring people, with the same uninspiring videos…

I’d rather see obese 80 year olds doing what Em Rat Cow is doing…but the media doesn’t feed me that…they just feed me this garbage…

But I’ll still look…I mean…check out those tits…BIG…BIG…and when her bird face is cropped out…GOOD GOOD….

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