The Burkini was just banned on the beaches of Cannes, so I decided to make a tribute video to the beauty of swimming fully clothed for the sake of religion, because you don’t need to be half naked to enjoy the sea…..
I’ve seen women rocking the burkini at the local pool, at the beach, in pictures and I find the whole thing ridiculous unless you have a sun alergy, up on some Ginger shit, mainly because I am a pervert who likes half naked sluts…
But then again, if everyone wore a bikini, maybe I’d be able to jerk off again…to normal things…like a woman’s ankle…I won’t need spread asshole anymore…I’ll be reset and back to normal..
I don’t hate one religion, I hate all religion, get it together people, it’s called Science…so dressing like this in the South of France, the land of toplessness – should be banned for raining on our pervert parade…
I came across the #girlsshuffling or #girlswhoshuffle hastag and found a bunch of new age ravers, which are basically frat boys and cheesy girls, doing their dance, which I guess they are supposed to do while high and sucked into their “house music”…basically destroying the electronic music scene, but making people in it – a LOT of fucking money…because I remember raves that were just underage rejects in fun fur – disgusting and dancing on speed…this is better..it’s the Gap / Jenner scaled down version…cheesy as fuck…with an
“Here’s a dance that makes us look as unattractive as possible”….Let’s put it on our instagram…
I don’t know what this video is from, but it seems like we’ve got a new Olivia Munn on our hands. I didn’t bother looking into this story, but her name is not Oliva Munn, it is “Novapatra” and her hustle is just Olivia Munn…..where she streams herself playing video games for a gang of perverts, where she makes herself up to look hot – as dudes love “hot nerds”…only to stage an accidentally leaving her cam on – to jerk off to some porn for the nerds…and play it off as an “oops”…
She’s likely a cam girl, I googled her…she’s a prn girl or a cam girl…or what I call a girl too lazy to work, but into letting dudes watch her smoke weed and play videogames naked…just a girl trying to get famous and willing to show off her twat…and she’s doing it the right way – through gamers and nerds…
You know masturbate on a new platform, get noticed, now matter..naughty little porn girl…
I posted the uncensored version HERE – THIS STORY WAS MORE FUN WHEN I THOUGHT SHE WAS A RANDOM.
So Wakesurfing is a very common activity for these cheesy, slutty, fake tit girls who live around here to do with the one guy who has the boat and who invites all the girls on his boat since girls fucking love boats…and I’ve never been invited to any of these cheesy wakeboard boat parties…but I have seen them blasting music, bad music, having the time of their lives, really taking on summer….surrounded by dumb whores who love dudes who can afford 100,000 dollar wakeboard boats…which happens to be a lot of girls…
It turns out these bitches do stunts…while wakesurfing – including drinking, stripping, being pregnant…weird…
BUT cheesy girls – into cheesy tribal tattoo dudes are actually hot, it’s not their fault they dont know better, they are girls….
#BootyFlipCup or #BootyCupFlip is a social media trend to remind us that people are very fucking bored in their lives, but more importantly people are getting more and more slutty, because the fact that people have a mob mentality and follow the crowds and navigate their existence based on what their social gathering, their social network, the people in their lives determine for them..it’s called social norms and this isn’t a sociology class…if you have left your house, or been to an event, you’ll see how the same everyone is – all while claiming to be independent artists thinkers…
So the newest or dumbest trend is this…like the Ice Bucket Challenge, or the ones where kids end up injured from being taped to walls or some shit…or FREE THE NIPPLE – the best scam created b y a dude – and it’s hard to complain about, like the snapchat tongue filter…I like seeing girls balancing things on their asses…I am basic like that…