If pornstars know one thing…it’s romance…you know because they get fuck for work, a lot like anyone with a job that force them to whore themselves for a pay check only with actual getting penetration on camera…meaning they are pretty much sexually set in their ways, nothing can seduce them because they’ve had so much cock, seen so much cock…leaving them with just the raw emotion of love…right? Porn stars can love too you know…
Anyway, it’s Valentine’s Day, people are lonely, it is amazing, I’m sure a lot of people will be jerking off to porn thanks to failed dates, and maybe if they take some porn advice, those failed dates, would have a lot more fuck in them…since fucking is one thing porn people know…
I used to be a condom hater, I was like “Condoms are for Sick People”…or “condoms are for Pussies”…or “Condoms are for Gay people, because AIDS is for Gay People”…but then I started talking to sexed up under 25 year old people, and that entire generation was raised on porno…and they don’t even know what the fuck a condom is…
So I’ve been getting these tinder girls, who have never used condoms, coming back a few months later, saying how they have herpes and the whole thing is a fucking disaster, reminding me that maybe every dude out there should wear a fucking condom, because these girls ain’t lawyers…and people are fucking disgusting…
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