I didn’t bother googling this to see what it was all about, but it seems like it some Who Wants to Be a Millionaire style show, where you call a friend, skyped into a girl to talk about whatever it is, and her roommate, mom or sister was in the background walking around topless, in what could have been a staged prank, and what probably was a staged prank, but it got on TV, and is amazing…at least that’s what I think, because I am all about the troll..

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I don’t know what this Chinese Girls Dance video is, but I know that I liked it, because Asia is fucking weird, and amazing, and the future and Asian girls can be fucking hot, since they aren’t fat, except the ones that eat too much McDonalds, and I want to eat their little egg rolls whenever I try to seduce them and fail because they are actually alien robots sent to steal manufacturing from AMERICA in order to become the world leader and richest country….that I can’t relate to….but thanks to communism controlling the masses the creepy drone takeover will happen…and I hope these two are the ones who kill me.

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Hotel Erotica ~ The Lobby (Preview) from Thomas Hodges on Vimeo.

I saw this video making the rounds of the internet, and I didn’t really take the time to figure out what it is, I just know it is on VIMEO so that must mean it is art not porn, but not necessarily good art or interesting art, even though vagina flashes in public are always good art, except apparently, when part of weirdo fucking videos that look like some bootleg shit some college student shat our for a project back in 1995….before digital…

I figure if you click the video, you’ll see more about what it’s about, but for now, I’ll just use it to bring back memories of an 18 year old pantyless girl I once met in a club, and by met, I mean looked up her skirt as she danced on a balcony, not knowing I was looking….It was love at first sight/lip slip…we didn’t end up meeting…but I saw all I needed to see….

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Piss Drunk Russians

Drunk Guy Falls 8 Floors onto a Car and Walks it Off

Backed Up Sewer of the Day

Angry Man Likes Saying CUNT

Hundreds of Topless Protestors

Man VS Fridge

Another Topless Activist…

Tenderizing the Meat at Lucky River Restaurant in San Fran

Baltimore Junkie on the Bus Fight

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Romantic Car Accident

Hit and Run Literally

Car Crashes in Building / Building Crashes in Car

LIve on TV – Drug Deal

Drunken Dance of the Day

Topless VS Drone

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Dog Escapes Python

Grandmas Smoke Weed for the First Time of the Day

Rush Hour in India

Idiot Driver of the Day

Cops Open Fire on dudes in Texas

Nurse Who Gives Testicular Exam

Armed Robbery of the Day – Kids Shoot Store Clerk, Store Clerk Dies…

Pedestrian Near Miss…

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Stupid Saudi of the Day

Reporter VS Skateboard

The WaterMelonMan – No Racist

Croc VS Puppy

The Dutch Guy Not Into Being Arrested

Human Claw Grabber is Some Weird Shit

Worcestershire Sauce Chef

This is What Happens When you Eat Out Paris Hilton

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The Guy and His Fap Function on his Mechanical Arm

The Pantsless Girl Walking in NYC…

Guy With No Arms – Still Drives – Probably Better Than an Asian

The Guy Who Cut Off His Own Finger

DJ Fail of the Day

Russians Don’t like Gays

The Wookie and the Korean Missionary

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This is a weird and amazing Japanese girls in bikinis video that 3,000,000 people have seen, that I only saw today because I am neither Japanese or current when it comes to internet nonsense and I think that 3,000,000 more people need to see it….make it the Gangnam Style….of big Japanese tits in a bikini..and not because I have a Japanese fetish, but because we should all have a Japanese fetish, it’s the weirdest place in the fucking world – from their porn to their tv shows…to this…and I am a fan.

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This song made 2,000,000 dollars in 5 minutes after the video was featured on the X-Factor, where they basically called out to the world saying that we could all end up with Ebola, all it takes is a flight from Africa with the wrong questionable girl with a fever…

I figure Bob Geldoff could have done a little more by writing a new version of the song, since they’ve already done this one years ago…and I didn’t really need to hear One Direction, Ed Sheeran, Rita Ora, and other British people singing it, but maybe he was too busy mourning the death of his daughter…

It’s pretty awful, but the dead girl in her bra, contrasts nicely with celebs walking out of LIMOS…

All this to say, Ebola is bad, but this song may make you wish you had ebola, so that your ears filled up with blood as you’re slowly melting from the inside…due to disease…

That said, if you think Bob Geldoff and Bono can cure Ebola…download it….I can’t say it is for a good cause…since I don’t trust charities, and I kinda feel the world needs a natural disaster or epidemic to reset us and our overpopulated, self involved, disgusting ways…

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