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2014

07

Feb

Delianna Urena is Video Vixen who Gets Pissed on of the Day

Delianna Urena is a video vixen and this is either her publicity stunt to get known, or she’s actually being pissed on by an angry boyfriend who caught her cheating…

I like to think it’s a publicity stunt, because reading google searches of her…made me realize she loves calling attention to herself…she’s a fucking Video Vixen..aka a fat booty bitch who thinks she’s hotter than she is…

I mean isn’t this how Kim Kardashian got her start…before Ray J pissed on her she was just an overfed hollywood Armenian who had no ties to the Armenian genocide her grandparents went through…because she was into designer clothes and being a cheesy fucking bitch…who makes way too much money…and has way too much of an audience…

Not to mention, all girls like getting peed on, especially hip hop girls, …you don’t need to be named Urena…to like Urine…especially not when living your stripper life like this chick, who is well, built like this…it’s pretty obvious…it’s for attention..to get noticed…and I guess it worked…

Here’s some of her video vixen shit…

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2014

07

Feb

News Report on the Condition of the Road Win of the Day

I don’t know what third world this shit is from, but I am going to say Africa, a place that needs to stop trying to recruit white people money, since they can afford video cameras and broadcast TV…it’s like sell your fucking Mercedes and feed the AIDS babies you assholes…

But I do know that it’s pretty funny to see the news report on the condition of the roads end in an accident…that may have been staged to get their message across but that is pretty fucking awesome if it wasn’t…

Africa, or wherever this is, I’m assuming africa cuz he’s black, has it all figured out.

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2014

07

Feb

Drunk Midget Shits and Pisses his Pants of the Day

I guess his little liver couldn’t handle the self hatred in being a midget that leads to alcoholism, and just makes being a midget all that much worse, because shitting your pants and walking the streets is more humiliating that having midget limbs and living the midget life…a life good for porn..but a life where you’re just a novelty people laugh at…

This is some sad clown shit and I love it…it needs it’s own TV show…

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2014

07

Feb

Laura Vandervoort Hates DrunkenStepfather

Here’s a flashback Friday from a bitch who is half naked in Maxim and half naked in some other cable TV show she got cast in because she’s’ not talented enough to carry herself as a legitimate actress and instead has been convinced or has convinced herself that getting naked is what makes her a serious actress…because she knows if she didn’t get naked…she wouldn’t have a career and that fame she craved would be replaced with working in a strip club in canada…you know it’s about priorities and knowing where you stand…let her be a leader to us all…

TO SEE HER IN MAXIM HALF NAKED CLICK HERE

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2014

06

Feb

Dude Gets Slammed by a Snow Plow of the Day

It’s winter motherfuckers…and this is just one of the friendly reminders from the overpaid snow removal staff that it fucking sucks…I guess they figure if they are out in the cold shovelling snow like idiots, you should suffer too, because the seasonal depression, weight gain and hibernation because your life fucking sucks and you’re freezing isn’t enough…

I can relate to this video.

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2014

05

Feb

Bangladeshi Kid Tries Catching a Laser Point Beam of the Day

The most fascinating thing about Bangladesh is not that they manufacture all your clothes at a discount in factories that collapse. It is not that they moved here run your convenience stores or taxis. It is not even that they are so fucking poor that they can find hours of entertainment from a laser pointer that they use on some poor as sit kid who has never seen one and tries to catch the beam of light for a long fucking time…the most fascinating thing about Bangladesh is that you can fuck a hooker for 3 dollars…I am sure the smells that come from that bed and vagina for that 3 dollars is also fascinating…but this laser pointer shit is pretty fucking funny.

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2014

05

Feb

Australians in a Typical “Full Moon” Behavior of the Day

If you’ve ever heard and Australian talk, you will know that they are notoriously trashy as fuck…even the rich ones are still Australian and their sense of humor and culture is based on being a nation of low class criminals shipped there to blossom…so you gotta deal with harsh, loud, obnoxious, tacky, garbage…but luckily the women are amazing to look at and thanks to their loud, obnoxious, trashy roots, don’t even realize it because they are too busy getting drunk and spitting…

All this to say, seeing Australians have mooning a train events…just makes perfect fucking sense…and if you don’t like that – maybe you’ll like a doggy style while sipping a beer down a giant slip and slide…

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2014

04

Feb

Angry People of the Day

People are generally too happy in this medicated world…I considering the fact that the whole world is sad and broken souls thanks to the media making us feel inadequate, useless and like failures…you’d think there would be more short fuse fits of rage…and higher suicide rates…and to celebrate that here are three videos of people getting mad that brought me joy.

Angry guy at the Dry Cleaners…

Angry Broncos Fan…

Angry eviction…

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2014

04

Feb

Russian Fan Flashes Her Tits at a Concert Video of the Day

Everything is better in Russia…I think it has to do with the fall of communism…and people having no real clue how to act or react…I mean for the longest time they were kept poor by the system and when that government subsidized life ends, you gotta either figure your shit out and make billions like a lot of corrupt russian…or instead lose your fucking mind, go to concerts and flash your tits…either way, awesome.

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2014

03

Feb

Banned Carl’s Jr Big Sausage Breakfast Ad of the DAy

I am pretty sure this is a parody of a Carl’s Jr Ad…but when parodies are properly executed, like this Big Sausage Breakfast eroticism…it is safe to say it doesn’t matter if it is the real thing or not…it’s like a good set of implants…who give a fuck if they are real or not..as long as they are smothering my motherfucking face..

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