So Buck 22 is a fucking genius…or maybe he’s just here to prove how simple it is to make things go Viral on the internet…all you need is a has been, washed up, relevant thanks to his daughter, novelty of a human who only made money off one song…that carried him through life…and that he’d be into re-packaging to make more money – because why the fuck not…because recruited Billy Ray Cyrus and a bunch of stripper girls dressed like strippers in thongs twerking to re-do Achy Breaky Heart…

Fame is that easy people…at least when you’re Dionne Warwick (I say a little prayer for you)’s son…which Buck 22 is…and if growing up rich in Beverly Hills spoiled by your rich as fuck mother isn’t Gangster….I don’t know what is…oh right…doing a collab with Billy Ray…shit….

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There’s something glorious about seeing an ancient Chinese proverb in action…when your neighbor films…drop your pants and moon him…even if you’re 1000 years old…it’s the buddhist way…would you like some egg roll with that? I would.

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There are a few interesting things going on in this video…but unfortunately, none of them are of a woman complaining about her yeast infection inserting the Frozen Yogurt tampon she made in her vagina…

But seeing her talk about it, is pretty fucking awkward…

The highlight…is when she says she doesn’t have a raging yeast infection…no wait, when she tells you she should have put a maxi pad in…no wait when she says it melts quit and escapes quit…

Weird…but not as weird as the time I got a yeast infection from a girl…I fucked who had a yeast infection…so it happened…and I filled a condom up with yogurt…and stuck my dick in it for the day…

Maybe this girl is my soulmate…even though I’m more into girls who pretend they don’t have yeast infections

Thanks FOETUS

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Someone sent me this story of a drunk woman who made sexual advances at the guy sitting next to her, who refused, which made her very angry, as most girls hate being rejected for sex, especially when they know there is always at least one dude willing to fuck them…leading to her going nuts and screaming that she would fucking kill him…leading to an emergency landing…leading to her getting arrested…leading to ruining the schedules of everyone on the plane…

I think that was some pretty selfish behavior fron the dude…jump on the grenade, take one for the team, be a fucking hero…just fuck the girl, if she is even a girl, even if she wants to fuck you, for all those people trying to get back home but more importantly, for all those people who can’t get laid…

Sure she’s disgusting, but how often does a girl want to fuck in the plane…and a stranger…this is what romance novels are based on…

Here she is getting arrested…all from being turned down for sex..and not being able to contain herself…pretty fucking genius..

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I find it pretty amazing that this is getting any media attention whatsoever…she’s a Russian Speedskater who just got Russia’s first gold metal…and she unzipped her shirt and like all people in spandex suits designed to make them go faster…she wasn’t wearing underwear…I mean the nerve of some athletes to not be in their Victoria’s Secret push up bra when they are competing…fucking idiots..

I mean she is a speed skater, hardly a woman, has not tits and isn’t flashing her nipples. Leave her the fuck alone.

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I may dislike VICE for being the fucking worst third world loving bullshit to ever be financed by FOX…

I may dislike VICE for leveraging this site early on by buying traffic from me an never paying.

I may dislike VICE for being pussies about their original content, that was edgy and interesting, but at the same time, succumbing to advertisers to make the billions almost makes sense…it’s just very gangster.

That said, I do appreciate this video, where they sent their people to interview a girl who masturbates using balloons, which is pretty funny in and of itself, and that I assume she does on webcam for money, or that she’s just pretending she does as a joke…because I like all obscure fetishes as the world may have always had them…but the world is more vocal about it.

You see, I would never waste my time with this girl, she’s not hot enough, not to mention she wears a mask and doesn’t take ownership on her weirdness…I don’t care if some fat chick, or dumpy chick or lesbian can only get off if she’s eating gravy while newborn kittens suck her pussy, I just care that it happened and I’m glad Vice wastes their time and money tracking it, because it’s funny…but not that funny…but I’ll still post it….because I encourage this behavior.

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I hate these videos, but this motherfucker must fucking die.

A trigger happy cop that shot a family dog, that is apparently a service dog, dead…for barking at him…because he’s a fucking cop and deserves to be barked at.

The dog is dead and this upsets me….here’s the story.

Rick Clubb said Monday that his son’s 9th birthday party was wrapping up
about 5:30 p.m. when Officer Tarek Hassani came to his home on Jacklyne
Circle on complaints of dogs running at-large.He shot the 7-year-old black labrador, “Hooch,” Clubb said, though it showed no aggressive behavior.

Clubb said he suffers Parkinson’s disease, and Hooch was his trained service animal.

“He didn’t have to pull out his .45 and shoot my dog,” Clubb said. “It was right outside my son’s bedroom. What if it had ricocheted through the window?”A recording of the shooting from the cruiser’s dashboard-mounted camera acquired Monday by the Times-News shows Hassani yelling “get back” and kicking at the snarling and barking dogs as he made his way to Clubb’s front door.A chihuahua and two large dogs were running unleashed around the neighborhood when Hassani arrived, said Filer Police Chief Tom Reeves.“He had to kick one to keep him away,” the chief said.

Hassani had no choice but to put the lab down after it kept taking an aggressive posture behind him, Reeves said.

Clubb was ticketed for allowing animals to run at large.

Clubb said he will fight the ticket leveled against him after a heated argument with Hassani.

“Well, my dog is dead,” Clubb said. “I don’t think that’s fair.”

Even this video of Cops Actually Working, if jumping innocent black dudes for being black and on a bike is considered working…it’s still better than taking coffee and donut breaks…

All this to say, there are good cops…but so many evil ones…I hope the dog killer cop gets fucking killed…

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When your mom speaks like this, and public shames you like this, while threatening to beat the shit out you, you’d pretty much expect to grow up a stripper, single mother, criminal…

I don’t think quoting the bible, memorizing the bible…will save this one…or really anyone…but it’s funny to watch…I don’t know if it’s th internet fuckin’ kids up or their ghetto upbringing…

Either way…funny.

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I don’t know why, this made me laugh, but it did..I like to think it has to do with angry white trash and some weirdo tormenting him to make him more angry…it’s the little things..

Sure it’s not as good as vintage racist Valentine’s Day cards for valentines day but I think it’s modern, relevant and more importantly, a pretty solid romantic message of love to send to friends…

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