You, like me, probably hate proposal videos. But this one is different. This one makes fun of proposal videos…even if it’s probably produced by Jimmy Kimmel and these are paid actors…it’s going to go viral..

The story is that this dude’s girlfriend was creeping on his shit as girls do…because girls are insane and she found out he was going to propose to her….so he decided to prank the snooping bitch…while getting his friends to film them in perfect situations where someone would propose, only to not propose..and as much as I think marriage is the fucking devil that will rob you of your freedom and life for no real reason…that is impossible to escape…usually with the person you don’t love at all…it’s a well done video because not everything is throat fucking porn, or Kanye Video Remixes with Seth Rogan…that people find hilarious when clearly anyone with a brain wouldn’t…but some things are just clever mind fucking jokes I approve of…

From the shoe tie fake, to the middle of restaurant announcement, to the random love songs by buskers on the side of the road…This dude did good and I am sure you’ll be seeing him on Ellen, or maybe this is all a Thanksgiving Kimmel prank…but it’s gonna go viral.

I didn’t watch the whole thing…but I hope it ends in a bloody murder…that is what proposal videos are missing.

If you don’t like that….

If you don’t like proposal videos….Here’s video of a dude get sucker punched and ending up with brain damage…

Or maybe you prefer redneck wood splitting…because an axe is totally inconvenient…but modifying your car just makes sense…

Or maybe you prefer a mentally ill dude getting smoked by Toronto Police 2 years ago

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This guy is the best. What better way to ring in the Holidays than to take your morning jerk off to Wal Mart’s women’s bathroom, because masturbating at home is just dated and repetitive and your lonely life needs more excitement and weirdness…

I’m a fan of this kind of insane behavior, or maybe I’m a fan of the offended women who likes her masturbation to not exist, the bible doesn’t like masturbation….

I hope he starts a trend. It’ll make Walmart less about depressing obese women buying toilet paper and more creepy perverts getting down…

Good times.

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This is one of the dumbest thing to hit my Facebook feed since…every single girl posts her relationship issues, her health issues, her baby issues, her “life is great” motivational statuses, or statues announcing new jobs, vacations, moves, new houses…there’s just so much on Facebook to hate…including these people who got one of their friends, who I am going to assume is a dude, in a turkey costume, twerking, for Thanksgiving…this is some thematic photo op shit I’d expect from Courtney Stodden…done by normals..and it’s stupid as fuck…and since I hate you, I’m gonna share it with you..

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This is pretty amazing…choreographed twerking by Russian girls who are bringing it like this was the 80s Olympics and they had something to prove through dance…otherwise their family would be killed for them disgracing their country…their country depended on this…

Sure it’s great, white girls in booty shorts, twerking as seriously as Russians take anything, and it makes me laugh -because Russian spies or not…good at twerking or not…hot or not….white girls twerking is just silly and whenever I see a white girl twerk, even if I want to fuck them, or want it on my face and even if they have great asses, I just assume they are college girls from Orange County trying to be Miley or pop relevant cuz pop is all they know…

MTV TOLD ME TO DO IT…

White girls are boring…but I don’t consider Russians white girls, they are their own breed, if shaking ass as focused and as technically accurate…as if they were the Baryshnikov of twerk…graceful and intense…

Cuz that’s what Russians do…and that is why they are taking over the world…

Fall of Communism, look at us now, watch out.

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Here’s a video of a Russian road doing what a Russian road should do and that’s not take shit from anyone or anything…and just blow the fuck up in rage…or not even in rage..just to show us that they can..because that’s what being raised on Communism is all about.

If you don’t like that…here’s a pretty intense accident…from some POV shit that you can watch wishing you were driving the car…because your life is boring, your job sucks and driving into on coming traffic is your only hope…

Or Maybe you like the pre-Surgery knocking’ himself out video he probably shot for Vine because the internet’s gone nuts and everything must be documented…

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When I was in High School and addicted to shitty 70s porn, back when renting a movie was based on the nudity warning, I had this concept of putting real sex in movies, because these assholes get enough and all whores anyway, that if they really wanted to work for their pay, and be “artists” who were “authentic” and not mainstream puppets with dark private lives, but a great public image, they’d get into their characters and penetrate girls…or whatever…

Since High School, there have been a few movies that have had real sex in it, I mean you’re a pervert and probably know them all, I’m not going to bother naming them or googling them to find them…but I will say, that it is the way movies should be made…all movies..even Disney movies…

Well, now the latest in sleaze is a movie called NYMPHOMANIAC that isn’t paying to advertise her, but that did put up a trailer on youtube with a fucking blowjob in it…

But since it’s a mainstream movie, Youtube didn’t pull it or ban the account, but instead ran banners and pre-roll ads on it…

Even though when I post a video of a girl in a bikini, my shit gets deleted…

Big business gone dirty and big business being hypocritical…always a good time when there are dicks in mouth involved…

Here is the YOUTUBE featuring BLOWJOB – good job GOOGLE….

If Youtube pulls it…here it is…

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This song makes motherfuckers go nuts…and not just Koreans in dance…

Apparently, I am not the only person it makes me wanna kill a motherfucker….///

Here’s some horrible footage doing the rounds from some Yemeni wedding in 2011 where an AK47 close range hit some of the party goers in the head!!

If you don’t like that – here’s a 25 year old blackhead getting removed….

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