So there is a UK Twerk championship in that takes place at some really shitty looking club…where strippers and booty come together in shorts and gyrate in various positions that Miley Cyrus only wished she could do…if she wasn’t already caked the fuck up and rich with no real need to twerk other than it being a good marketing spin…

I think seeing the Drake looking dude in the background losing his shit to a jiggling ass like it is the coming of christ is the highlight of the video to me…like dude never saw a fat ass jiggle before…not because I like Drake looking dudes better than crazy ass dancing…

It’s just there isn’t really anything all that hot about this, it’s like the big black hooker I saw in the bar last night, sure she was alright to look at because nothing else was going on, but I wasn’t into paying her 100 dollars for a blow job….

Maybe I am pretty over the whole twerking thing…unless it’s college girls reaching and trying hard to be hot, relevant, and hip hop pop culture…but I can’t imagine that ever happening…I think twerkin is a “for life”…dance..I will always embrace…yo.

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I am as into old people as much as anyone who has had a grandmother who didn’t molest them…They are sweet, helpless, a nice level of fucking crazy, I mean when they aren’t yelling at you for no real reason other than they’ve lost their shit…

So I don’t like seeing old ladies get slammed, except when I worked the old folks home, and no one believed them when they told on me, because they were old…and everyone just assumed no one was sick enough to do something like that…without remember that assuming makes an ass out of you and me…yo…

Either way, crazy video and If you don’t like seeing old ladies get run the fuck over…you can also see this instructional video that gives me nightmares because it reminds me of every time my wife makes me fuck her…

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I don’t trust pretty much anything I see, but pro golfer Chi Chi Rodriguez was at some event where he tried breaking the glass with his ex pro-golfer shot…and ended up giving himself a cock shot…a cock shot that at 78 he probably didn’t actually feel but pretended to because it makes for good comedy…up on some Three Stooges shit…

If you don’t like that…here’s a fat chick on a pussy…

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Hawaii is made for fat mainland tourists looking for a sun burn and a taste of the tropics while still being in The States…it is also a place for hot surfer babes to work on making their asses more fit and round….

It is not made for the homeless…and this State Representative…let’s call him local hero dealing with homeless one sledgehammer at a time…is a hero championing that…

To the average person, this may be a disgusting strategy…because homeless are victims…but to the tourism industry…and white people with million dollar condos looking to retire in peace…homeless people are the worst…

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This reminds me of every girl…right after they have sex with me…and the drugs wear off…

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It’s always the black families who get pulled over, end up scuffling with the police…only to get shot at…and I blame racist cops…I mean if these people were white folk, they would have probably never been pulled over…preventing running out of the car and physically assaulting the cop cuz you don’t like how he’s talkin’ to yo’ momma…

This may not be a funny or hot video to you, but I think it’s awesome.

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