2013
12
Nov
I feel like this is probably what goes on – every time nerds come together…literally…because that’s how these kinds of machines get invented in the first place…but it is still an awkward convention booth demo…but sometimes awkward is the funniest shit ever…like what went wrong in this dudes life that made him think volunteering to be this guy was a good idea…I guess we’ll never know…
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2013
11
Nov
I am a dog owner so seeing some asshole cooking his dog makes me mad and I figure I should do my part and show his face to the two and a half of you who read this site…and I am not just doing it because he has Jesus on his car and I like to pretend whenever anyone says Jesus, especially weirdo religious freaks who knock on my door, they are talking about me, it makes me feel more important…even though I know I’m not…
If you don’t like that, because it’s not that eventful a video, with no blood shed…here’s…
Here’s a Asian woman driver reversing on the highway for 2 KM because she missed her exit…
If you don’t like that – here’s an Asian busker and his change thieving bird…
That’s enough videos for you for one post…
2013
08
Nov
I heard about this yesterday, basically Japanese gameshows have taken TV to the next level and had a gay pornstar suck off some dude to see if he would reach orgasm against his will…in front of a live studio audience because Japan is amazing…even if watching a gay dude suck off another dude is not…
I just the fact that they can get away with this shit…I mean this is around the level of hardcore American TV should be…I want to see real life reality where Survivor involves eating each other…I mean let’s get down to basic human nature…
And there is a serious humor behind a straight guy trying to stay straight while getting a blow job from a dude competitively in front of a live studio audience…it’s insane…
Posted in:Videos
2013
08
Nov
I like seeing girls in their natural state of idiot…
I know the lesbians will go nuts with that statement because they don’t understand that I am like them…and love pussy and the host brains that operate them…I just don’t think they are always the brightest when it comes to pretty much anything besides maybe breast feeding in public…or having sex with me…even though that’s usually one of the worst decisions they ever make…but like I said…I am into idiots…
If you don’t like that…here’s a Drunk guy vs Pigeon
Or a Mobility Scooter Doesn’t Give a Fuck
Posted in:Videos
2013
07
Nov
I prefer my swingers to be hot 20 year old trophy wife’s of old rich guys…who have made part of the deal fucking other dudes…who have dicks that actually work…but swingers are never that but always…300 pounds of “we’re too disgusting to want to fuck each other, let’s pollute the lives of other people”…
But this Russian Swinger…is pretty fucking Russian about swinging. He is a champion of the shit…Gold Medal winner like his country crafted him with rationed bread and work programs to make him strong like bull and capable of out-swinging any American swinger..
What it comes down to is that I love all things Russian, especially my girlfriend Irina…who doesn’t know she is my gf, or doesn’t really want to be my girlfriend… but will know when she is finally arrives in the mail from bride service I bought her at…based on her pictures…she’s got a great personality…and I will offer her the American dream…which to anyone who is American knows…is full of disappointment and failure…
When she acts up, I will show her pictures of war torn Russia….back in the iron curtain era…to keep her in line…BOOM.
Here’s a dog who know how to cross the street…
Posted in:Videos
2013
06
Nov
This video isn’t all that exciting in the beginning….basically some idiot hits a cab, the cab driver stands in the way of the dude so he doesn’t drive away, until panic sets in and motherfucker rolls through three cars, before escaping the scene…proving that you should let people hit and run you and not play hero, cuz if you do play hero, you’re amateur ass will cause more damage….
Posted in:Videos
2013
06
Nov
The best thing about being drunk is if you’re a mayor of a Canadian city you can blame it for your crack smoking, if you’re a pervert you can blame it for cheating on your wife / fucking a fat chick…you can blame it on your DUI…it is really the answer to all your problems and people accept it as a valid excuse because they’ve been drunk too…
In this dude’s case, it’s the reason he got to pee in the garbage can at a convenience store…something I am sure at least one of you wanted to do…but wasn’t drunk enough to do it…
Liquid courage baby…it’s our life line…
Posted in:Videos
2013
05
Nov
This seems like a joke…but here’s a chick from Ohio that I assume was shot years ago…is getting arrested for a TV show…making it more likely staged…you know, she’s a hired actor there to make an otherwise boring situation more interesting…and I am glad they did because this girl brings me great joy even if she’s just there for dramatized dramatic effect…
If you don’t like that – here’s an intense guy punching a bear trap…
If you don’t like that – here’s a couple of bucks bucking…
How about a concert fight…
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2013
05
Nov
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Thanks for your views on Miley, Celine…Sing it you dirty french Canadian goddess who banged your neighbour when you were sold to him at 14…teach us how it’s done for Quebec.
2013
04
Nov
This is pretty bad…even for the inner wife-hater in all of us…
Some idiot named Austin Dawkins from Georgia was playing with a lighter while filling his car up at a gas station, because he’s so crazy, and life in Georgia sucks for people like him, who need to step up the excitement by being breaking the no lighter rules…rules he quickly learned why they exist…when his girl went up in flames…probably disfigured…and definitely not very happy about the whole thing…making home life pretty miserable for the rest of his life…and not just from changing the bandages…but from her not getting over it…because as you may know…women don’t forget when you tell them they are fat…14 years earlier…let alone when you lit them on fucking fire…they say he’s faces criminal charges, and it is safe to say, he probably sure as hell hopes he gets locked up, as to not have to deal with the wrath worse than prison rape…an angry burnt up wife…
Pretty crazy video showcasing just how stupid some of us are…
