Here’s some Jeff Bridges looking motherfucker who got up on stage and started to dance, only for the mall cops to stop him, because like the movie Footloose, they ban all things fun and human from the stages of their shityt mall….and shit ends in some hand to hand combat our dancing friend who just wants to dance loses…and the sad thing in all this is the kids recording thing the drunk bum is the idiot…not that cops…society has brain washed the youth and it’s bad…if the mall got up and danced with this motherfucker, the cops wouldn’t be able to shut it down, and maybe, just maybe there would be a slice of happy left in the cake that is our miserable existence…RIP Fun…

Some Bitch with Road Rage…who is clearly hopped up on meds like the rest of the world…

Some Thieves…doing thief things…

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The smirk on this girls face makes me think she’s full of shit…with her RAPE SHORTS…but maybe, just maybe, rape shorts are the future of ruining first date date rape….or even last date date rape…or even…

I call these cock-block shorts…

Not because I believe in the struggle cuddle, surprise sex, shove it in a bitch when she doesn’t want it because no means yes or some shit…but because I don’t like paranoid girls and seeing these on a bitch is a total red flag for me to think her uptight, chastity belt wearing ass, deserves to be put out to pasture because uptight bitches like that don’t deserve sex, not even when it’s forced on them…

The worst….concept ever…just fucking stupid…save this shit for Indian reserves in the far north and countries where rape is a real issue…let party sluts who get too drunk for their own good deal with their own vaginas without putting it in lockdown…

That’s how I feel about rape shorts.

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So LAX is an airport I’ve been going to more than any other Airport the last 6 months, because I am all Hollywood and shit…and they got shot up today, one of the friendly TSA guys who may or may not have fondled my balls last Sunday, was killed, and the whole story is very very sad…insane and makes you wonder how good Airport security actually is, because homie shouldn’t even be at TSA with a gun, but now that this has happened, security at Airports is going to get a hell of a lot more annoying…the only tragedy is that they could have taken out a Kardashian but instead took out a poor bastard at work….

But I don’t believe in Sadness so here is a video of a girl taking “take off your shirt” literally…the ay all girls should take “Take Off Your Shirt”…

If you don’t like that here’s a dude getting sexually molested by a soldier…

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No idea when it is from…or if it is a real fight or more of a perfomance art on the street piece because these crackheads nothing better to do..I just know…it’s the best thing I’ve seen all week…and I am glad it happened.

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I mean I knew Guy Fieri had some of the worst hair around, but he doesn’t need to be a gay basher about it, even if kicking him out of the car, probably after asking for a blow job, because you can never trust a man with that much product in his hair, at least not when it comes to getting blow jobs from dudes, because this kinda reminds me of every hooker I’ve hired who got a little too comfortable, you know all settled in and not leaving the SUV…

Either way, mad homo and filled with love…I think this is actually gay foreplay.

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There’s nothing like waking up after a night of drinking not remembering what the fuck happened, only to log onto the internet to see video footage of you slamming your head through car windows, like that’s even a fucking thing, I mean I kinda prefer just checking my Facebook and text messages to see what girls and girlfriends of friends and family members I offended by trying to secure a bootycall, while this shit is just way more gangster…I guess he’s just a better, more creative drunk than me…I am just so obvious…it happens.

If you don’t like that…here’s a pro boxer who is paid to fight regulars on the street who usually lets them win, but decided instead to knock the fucker out…

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I don’t know where this video was shot, or when it was shot, I just know it happened, it is in another immigrant language and it’s ridiculous.

From my deep investigative journalism approach to this video, I watched it and saw a topless dude trying to make people laugh with some chick he was in the back of a truck with, in what I assumed was going to be a little public sex video that I would have definitely watched, but rather became a fail video, that I will still watch, because lets face it, assholes trying to be funny, getting owned by fate, make them actually funny..which is ultimately what they were going for, it just happened in a better way that their retard ass intended for it….

If you don’t like that, here’s a dude ambushing his neighbor’s dog with an air horn to keep it from crapping in the yard…

Or maybe you prefer this Woman Driver

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