2013
29
Oct
I am a little late on this…but apparently the Pipi Longstocking tape that was advertised as being stolen and leaked without her consent has hit the internet and is available for sale…but as someone who has been on a porn set, I know that even the fucking make-up artist has to have her ID photocopied and contracts need to be signed, cuz this shit is regulated hard…
This is just another basic example of a basic low level trying to get famous in the most basic way…and the good news is she does anal, but in this day and age, I think everyone does anal…
If this happened when she was still on TV…you know still on Pipi Longstocking and not just a the girl who was on Pipi Longstocking people over 40 remember…this could be interesting…
I mean at least more interesting than seeing a chick craving attention getting cummed on her belly…because I’m always down to watch that shit…even if it’s an obvious fail on all fronts…
People just don’t get it…this isn’t the 90s…sex tapes don’t fool us anymore…
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2013
28
Oct
If you don’t like seeing an idiot woman playing with a taser and shooting it off accidentally…in what would have been better if it hit someone, mainly herself…then here’s a Fast Food Bath Salts Freak Out because idiots make the world go round and I like watching the videos of them….
Posted in:Videos
2013
28
Oct
It’s pumpkin season, which means that along with a lot of celebrities using it as an opportunity to go to the pumpkin patch in West Hollywood for pumpkin purchasing paparazzi pictures, because there aren’t hundreds of pumpkin purchasing options in LA area where no paparazzi linger…attention seeking fame whore assholes.
It also means that every single coffee shop and trendy food place has pumpkin inspired bullshit treats….
It also means every asshole is trying to outdo other assholes with Pumpkin carving creativity, because Halloween for men looking to impress girls, starts with clever carving, like Halloween for every girl, starts with slutty costumes…
Most importantly, it means, you can smoke a bowl out of something a little more thematic than what you are used to, but if you’re a real pot head, this requires far too much work for your stoned lazy ass…but I like watching this host and her silly glasses be silly, even if she would be better off in a matching bra and panty set….
Posted in:Videos
2013
28
Oct
This reminds me of every time I go down on my wife…probably because of her size and the fact that this exact thing happens every single time….
Posted in:Videos
2013
28
Oct
I don’t know if this is an old video, but I know it’s a good one, because killing off a pumpkin brings great joy to me… as I sit here hating on Halloween and all things Pumpkin Spice flagored, even though I should be loving all the sluts it brings out…you know because I love sluts and any excuse to dress up like one makes it OK to be a slut with no creativity, who dresses like she was Miley, or some other slut, should make me happy…but maybe I’m just a broken fucking man….like these pumpkins…
Posted in:Videos
2013
27
Oct
I like that white girls who twerk are called Snow Flakes…because no two snow flakes are the same…
Posted in:Videos
2013
25
Oct
Here’s a good video of a man having a debate with himself at least according to the awesome narrator…
I do the same thing when dealing with crazies, because they bring joy to the urban landscape, I like when they talk to themselves, and dance, but I am more into when they ask me for the time, like they have somewhere to be…
Crazy people make the world a better place…except for the people they kill…including themselves.
Posted in:Videos
2013
24
Oct
Here you go fat people…mainly fat chicks who blame their metabolism or medication or being a mom for their horrible bodies…instead of blaming giving the fuck up…because giving the fuck up or at least admitting you gave the fuck off isn’t as good as pretending your body is beyond your control…cuz this dude is fucking old and ripped and even if he’s on testosterone…he fucking kills it…and I think it should inspire all you fat fucks to stop eating those donuts and to do a few sit-ups…myself included…but these donuts are so good…I’ll just let this psycho freak of nature prove us all wrong while I slowly eat my feelings and hate myself into diabetic shock….
I’d say I want to see the 64 year old women version of this…but no matter what you do…64 year old vagina is still like sheets on the clothes line blowing in the wind on a brisk fall day…so we’ll stick to homie…
If you don’t like that – here’s some Russian Fight Club
Posted in:Videos
2013
23
Oct
Well if this isn’t the most romantic thing a lonely women who can only get off thanks to her rubber dick since no dude wants to fuck her…I don’t know what is…
It’s like she can pretend her inanimate eblack dildo traveled through space and time to be re-united with her big gross vagina…
Set this shit to some love songs and I feel like every lonely fat women with a black dildo will not have a dry eye…
If you don’t like that, here’s some sneaking up on Crackheads…good concept but not enough cannibalism…
This guy doesn’t like people who skateboard…because I assume a skateboarder fucked his wife…
This guy built a pretty freaky ghost with a remote control helicopter thing you see virgin loser adults playing with
Posted in:Videos
2013
22
Oct
This beach brawl video isn’t even that good, it’s just a ridiculous voice over edit that for some reason I thought was funny for the 10 seconds I watched it, a reason I call alcoholism and hatred for frat boy jock types who would find this funny, and the irony in this being one of their jokes and something you know they thought was genius while putting together, made me chuckle…or some shit…
The good news is that here are some other videos…an unexpected accident…
21 People Light Themselves on Fire
A Girl Vs a Vacuum Cleaner
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