If this video doesn’t change your fucking life…or make your fucking day…or give you a serious boner…because girls who are losing their shit this hard…as their big old titties hang out of their shirt are as scary as they are erotic…not because you like fat girls…but because you like crazy girls at least when it comes to sex…since they are the most fucking fun…so seeing them in their element, rolling on the ground with shit all over their faces is exciting because you know it’s just the kind of crazy your penis needs….my kind of woman…

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If questions asked by attention seeking fat girls pretending to be hot by doing a cheap halloween Barbie costume everyday of her trashy, tacky, attention seeking life…rocking too much make-up…busting out of their shirt…with fake hair, fake tans and probably a belly…to go with her big stupid tits…inspires you…and makes you think “Hmmmmm…I never looked at the world from that perspective, maybe this is some higher level shit”….even though I think it’s all strategic performance for views…like a character for the internet she invented to mock real idiots…because real idiots don’t know how to make youtube pages or get followers…this is all lies…

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The internet is built on videos…and here’s the best I found in 3 minutes of looking today had to offer…there are probably many more relevant ones out there…but this is the best you get from me….

Trolling in the 80s….

Bar Fight…

Woman Freaking Out on the Plant

Train VS Truck

Some Police Brutality…

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I don’t know if this is some hip hop Smack Cam video…you know the shit that’s become an internet sensation…or just a couple of hick kids who don’t like to fuck around with fists when they can just throw down with massive coffee mugs…I just know it’s funny…

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This is probably the video that best describes me on any given day, when faced with the bullshit that is the world that we live in…from government…to celebrity…to fame whores and money grubbers…only unlike the Russian…I don’t actually smash my head or light myself on fire…I just prefer drinking until it either goes away or doesn’t really matter…you see I’m not a revolutionary out to change the world…and I’m to lazy to be phased by the nonsense everyone buys into…but I am into watching idiots be idiots..and that’s why we’re starting the day with this hustle…cuz suicide ruins all the fun.

Here’s a guy burning himself on a statue…

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Here’s a video of a disgusting house…I mean unless you like ghetto drop ceilings like shit was a mental institution and feel it is the future of luxury living…because it is all your ghetto welfare check can afford…

Featuring some disgusting woman with a very lovely tone to her voice and classiness in her vocabulary…that may make you wonder if this is just performing art part of her master’s thesis in poetry….as she loses her shit…like she was at Walmart and they just ran out of Ramen noodles she feeds her family with….

I mean, if you can focus on what she’s saying, and not be distracted by her impeccable housekeeping… garbage everywhere….

The scary thing is that this is how the majority of people live…and act…the American Dream….reminds me of a 1950s sitcom family…gone horribly horribly wrong….

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This is just some weirdness…I mean I don’t really understand why anyone would want to eat chinese food while being towed behind a boat, but she’s in a bikini, and it happened, and I guess that makes it worth watching, because I guess seeing a girl on a board on water in a bikini…eating Chinese food…in Russia…is officially now a fetish…and for some reason I can’t help buy wonder what she’s eating….or more importantly why she did this….but I guess I shouldn’t really care…

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Three days ago…the most unthinkable thing happened somewhere in America…and we have the security footage of it. I am going to warn you it is gory and possibly the worst thing you will see all year…because it involves something we hold so dear to us, getting murdered in the most violet of ways…making me wish I was there to either try to superhero these motherfuckers, and try to save them all with my mouth, or at least be there to help clean up the horrible wreckage…preferably…with my mouth…

If you don’t like that…here’s a Russian Wedding party….that you will like because Russia is amazing

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