Big Freedia the Queen of Bounce….who you may know as the Queen of New Orleans bounce…which is a kind of music and pretty runs the twerk scene of the USA….because New Orlens is the fucking best…

Big Freedia is a dude, but sometimes all it takes is a dude dressed like a women to get 300 people together to break the twerk world record to promote her TV show….you know to loosen up the crowd and get

I am a fan of twerk, and a bigger fan of New Orleans…so I support this granny’s movement…

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I’ve never seen Breaking Bad, but I have seen buskers, homeless, street kids, beggars, and assholes who fucking annoy me begging for change without having any marketable skill, you know the kind of scammer who makes more than minimum wage asking people for a quarter, cuz you just need to hit 20 people, so I don’t know how accurate his TV watching, probably owns a lap top impression is, I just know I hate him.

If you are like me and you don’t like that…here’s a burn victim rapping…a little Drake…I don’t think he’s that good….and should think of other career options…like working at a haunted house or something…I mean Halloween is around the corner…motherfucker can make bank….he could also use a shirt..if his skin can handle that…which I don’t think it can…I want to throw up.

Or Maybe you just want to see a father kick his drunk son in the face…like most father’s should treat their kids…if you’re from RUssia…

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This is probably the best video…that has ever been created…it’s the kind of thing you can guarantee Lady Gaga will rip off and turn into a dress for her next award show appearance…because Lady Gaga is a hack…but more importantly…because singing dead fish are the fucking future of all things good.

This is a little higher dead fish concept than the guy I know who used to fuck the fish he caught before serving it to his family and friends…

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Russia has more than just homophobes and the hottest bitches alive…thanks to ethnic cleansing that happened during the communist regime where the weak and ugly died off and the strong survived and were conditioned to win Olympic medals…and modelling contracts..it’s also got crazy motherfuckers…like the dude who rode his dirt bike through the subway for fun….and this guy pepper spraying some road rager…

or this guy who threw a rock in front of some guy who fucked with him…

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I guess not all rent-a-cops are power tripping shit heads who didn’t pass police academy, and some of them are just doing the job because they either can’t get work elsewhere, or because they don’t want the pressure of having a real job…or maybe just maybe dude was an aspiring back-up dancer for Shaggy or Sean Paul or Shabba Ranks…or maybe just maybe this Twerk thing is really raping the mainstream…and Jamaican dancehall dancing has hit everyone from pop stars to old white dudes and fat jack black impersonators….topless in yellow shorts…either way…it’s a good thing….people need to dance more…

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If the sound of bones snapping grosses you out…you may not want to watch this..

If the sound of bones snapping on a girl already in cast makes you laugh because it reminds you how idiotic people can be…you may want to watch this…because the comedy in this shit is gold if you have the stomach to handle the sound of this fail…

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My friend Sam Jones…is insane and has an web series where you follow her on her misadventures…and I am a fan of her antics…even though she never sends me nudes…despite asking for them every fucking day.

This week she rented her roommates room out on AIR BNB to some dominatrix who ends up pouring salsa on her tits in the most unsexy way…maybe even scary…even for a Mexican who loves Salsa way…good way to start the day..

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Here’s a video of some drunk girl spitting in a cop’s face….because you may think that cops deserve to be spat on…or maybe you just like the idea of drunk girls spitting on your face…because it makes you feel good…because any female attention is better than what you’re getting…right?

If you don’t like that…here’s a dude who eats an apple with no hands…

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Here’s a babe who clearly works a horrible retail job that finances her fast food eating…and she’s not ashamed to be a big personality to compensate for her big person…

I don’t know if I would take any morning workout advice from her…I mean unless without this workout she’d be another 250 pounds…maybe this is skinny her…

The irony is that song tells her to put her neck into it…but she doesn’t have a neck…

Redneck shit yo’….but at least she’s having fun…and the scariest thing in all this is that some motherfucker, somewhere out there, fucks her….

Video sent in by FOETUS because he masturbated to it.

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It is safe to say that this is what happens when you beat America in a war…you get high motherfuckers…so high…30 years later….still celebrating…yo’….

I’ve been to Vietnam, and besides seeing the people who were blasted by Monsanto’s Agent Orange begging for change, and the land mines still in fields, it’s a good fucking time…and hitting a bong like this is probably the least exciting thing you can be doing….sex tourism bro…sex tourism….

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