I was creeping on my new best friend who looks good in a bikini while taking pics of girls in bikinis Andi Elloway ..one of the hottest photographer’s I’ve seen half naked…who takes pics you should masturabate to…

Well apparently, she also does video…awesome videos of titties in tassels dancing arounds…and I can’t really think of a much better way to start your shitty fucking day than to watch this shit over and over..because great tits dancing…is one of life’s great joys…

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The story is simple, this is video was captured by some airbase camera and it is of of an Iraqi Farmer making passionate love with his Donkey, as some Arab people do, because masturbating is wrong according to their religion, but fucking animals, is okay…

I have met at least 3 Arab dudes who have told me that growing up they’d fuck dogs or goats to get off…it was the thing to do…cuz fucking women..that shit’s a sin…

I love that it is set to a perfectly thematic songs…

This is amazing on so many sick as fuck levels…I am ready for the remix…

A great man just wrote “this is a better love story than twilight”…and I have to agree with him.

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Watching small North Korean communist bitches eating a mean meant for 4…is highly fucking erotic….probably because unlike most American girls who eat for 4 in every sitting…this bitch probably weighs under 100 pounds…and when skinny girls eat like fat girls…and never end up fat girls…I get horny.

That’s all I have to say about that.

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This is the best video ever…some girl making a twerk video at home only to get knocked the fuck down by her friend and catch on fire…

I am calling fake on the shit, because all these motherfuckers are out there trying to be clever on vine…but it’s a solid deliver…that would be nicer if it was Miley…and I was forced to put out the fire with my semen….you see I like her bad white girl who fucks black dudes twerking that much…

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This makes me laugh…some holier than thou kind of motherfucker who I guess thinks he’s a morally sound, good citizen of the world, who treats everyone well and does his duty…or maybe he’s just some hypocrite who just wants the best for his city…and feels the need to tell Anthony Weiner off….only for Anthony Weiner to go off…in what is probably a boring exchange that I didn’t watch, but felt compelled to post…because….the only shit anyone should be giving Weiner is the quality of bitches he sexts…

I mean WATCH THE SYDNEY LEATHERS PORN …and tell me that sexting that could make you cum when jerking off on breaks from your campaign….seriously WATCH IT!! and tell me what Weiner really should be getting shit on for…it’s like dude, you’re famous, sext hotter hookers yo….

If that doesn’t excite you – here’s a video of an Armed Robber VS an Iraq Vet

Or maybe you prefer a face transplant patient seeing his face for the first time…

Or maybe you prefer fishing in Chernobyl

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When I’m drunk, my stunt isn’t any of this athletic circus clown shit…I’m more into just staying alive so I can drink more…you know hoping my heart doesn’t fucking explode but sometimes, I’ll bust an experimental dance move, but usually when I’m too drunk to formulate words…that’s when I think experimental dance is the best way to express myself…it’s my kind of tweaking…I guess other drunk stunts I do is try to walk a straight line, offend as many people as possible, get as many free drinks as I can, and rub my penis against the thigh of at least one unsuspecting babe when walking through the crowd…if I’m lucky and have extra money I pull off my favorite drunk stunt and that’s getting a rub and tug…or a back alley blow job from a fat chick or a hooker…because I can’t bring that shit home to me…all this to say I am good at being drunk, but not this good, cuz I can barely even stand…

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In news that doesn’t matter, here is Lil Wayne on stage at a concert, because he didn’t die, despite the rumors that he did die, when all that really happened was he had a few seizures from doin’ too much LEAN….only to give him another chance to get out there for his fans, and some of those are ratchet bitches he drags on stage to twerk…and one of those bitches gave him a little dick slap / grab…it it’s kinda funny…that’s why I am posting it….

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This is very informative. So much information on breast feeding made accessible to high school drop outs in the ghetto, you know a song you can really get down to, I mean actually do a choreographed dance to…like going to some third world country and trying to interact with the youth through dance…because some social worker feels kids need to breast fed, so let’s put all that info out there…and the whole thing is fucking weird.

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Drunk, crackhead women are kinda my thing because they are pretty much the only women I am capable of seducing…they are not so demanding, and you can usually get away with just offering them a shower, or a few dollars and sure they smell like shit, but their mentally unstable behavior keeps things fresh and exciting, and the fact that they are willing to fuck, even if they have no idea what they are doing, cancels out any negative shit…so seeing a fat chick in a bikini on the street at 6 am, obviously wasted…speaks to me.

If that’s not enough for her, here’s a boring video of drunk girls

Or maybe you like drunk girls fighting…

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As ridiculous as violence may be, you know knocking people out like thugs, it’s even more ridiculous when it is done by some dude who doesn’t take the fucking smoke out of his mouth. It is some serious gangster shit..

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