I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

Archive for the Videos Category

2013

23

Aug

Crossing the Highway Fail of the Day

Some people are fucking idiots…it happens…especially in China where they are still adapting to all the development, all the buildings, and highways…it’s like one year there’s a field, the next a 4 lane highway, that makes getting across a little confusing, with all those cars being propelled full fucking speed at her, only to cause a fucking accident…and the whole thing is so nuts it’s funny…reminding us that sometimes, people need to be run the fuck over…to teach them a fucking lesson.

Posted in:Videos

2013

23

Aug

Stoners Love When Wasps Eat Bees of the Day

Sure, nature can be pretty fascinating, I mean at least a lot more fascinating than watching a bunch of assholes trying to get laid in the club, because animals actually fuck each other up…and not go to jail for it, while I can just pretend all those assholes with their bottle service and gold digging girls dancing on tables would be eaten in half by some other species while listening to bad music….

But I don’t think I’d be filming it like it mattered…or more importantly getting as excited about it as these guys, but it still made me laugh and I am ready for the Auto Tune…

Posted in:Videos

2013

22

Aug

Failed Robbery of the Day

Sometimes plans don’t always work out, but you have to overcome them and adapt to the obstacles life throws your way, even if that obstacle being thrown, is your retard ass out of the window of the spot you are trying to rob. Idiots.

Posted in:Videos

2013

21

Aug

Craziest VINE Ever of the Day

4 Days ago…this VINE was posted on the internet…and it has since gone viral..

I am having a hard time believing that this person was randomly VINING the road at the exact time a truck drove off the overpass…

I feel like this story makes more sense if it was a viral stunt put on by VINE to remind people that VINE still exists now that Instagram does video…

But it’s still worth watching, because shit’s crazy if it is real.

Drive safe.

Posted in:Videos

2013

21

Aug

Morning Inspirational Video of the Day

This is life, live.

Here’s a little spiritual video that will ground you and give a little perspective on life….to help you start you’re day.

I’m in the West Coast, so it is morning to me…and this morning, like every morning, while hungover and reflecting on all the mistakes I have made the past night, year, life… all I need is Yoga Lunch…to keep me going on…but that’s probably just because I only like athletic anything with Tacos.

I’m Mexican like that…and this video is amazing.

Posted in:Videos

2013

20

Aug

Trucking Gone Wrong of the Day

This video is straight out of a bad comedy…but is in fact real life because I guess wherever this truck driver is from, they don’t train you to factor in the height bridges….and it’s kinda hilarious that this fuck up would happen…it’s gotta be staged…

If you don’t like that…here’s a drunk guy who got naked in some schizo episode from smoking weed

If you don’t like that….here’s a drunk guy in a flood….

Posted in:Videos

2013

19

Aug

Beach Chair Fight of the Day

Sometimes all a beach needs a little friendly game of throw your beach chair at your neighbor to really allow you to take in the horrible techno music, fully embrace your molly roll, as half naked girls in bikinis walk by you….I mean why take in the sun and scenery of a beautiful hot summer day…when you can start beach chair riots…

It happened in Israel, I can’t be too sure if it has anything to do with the Palestinians and the Jews fighting over beach territory, but I am going to assume that it is, provided Palestinians are allowed on the beaches…

Posted in:Videos

2013

16

Aug

Drunk Couple Fighting of the Day

I am pretty into this beach party that I assume it is in Florida, but I could be wrong, it’s just up on that Florida level of class and sophistication…where the Hulk Hogan family are the top tier…wit all their jacked up trucks and bathsalt smoking bitch falling all over herself…the only thing that would make this better is if she was doing lines of meth off her brother’s dick in the outhouse…or if her tits were spilling of her her shirt like they were her ass in those pants…

All this to say, I love romance when it looks like this…and more importantly, that I think I’m in love.

Posted in:Videos

2013

16

Aug

Skateboarding Video of the Day

This video is amazing, some dude is filming a scene for a skate movie, whether it is pro or not, I couldn’t tell you, I lost interest in skateboarding when I got a driver’s license at 16 and I haven’t really looked back since, because as much as I like over-priced shoes and shirts, dancing around on a piece of wood seems a little idiotic…you know almost on the retard level of “oh good boy, you can flip your board and land on it, here’s a million dollar sponsorship, since you were never going to graduate high school an get a real job anyway”…but I guess skateboarders have fun, and in having fun, when all you other assholes are working for your mortgage, this dude slammed into a kid and his mom wasn’t too down, in fact she was pissed and started beating the punk…hilarious…

It’s almost as good as this dude getting tasered after hitting a girl outside a party…

Posted in:Videos

2013

15

Aug

Peruvian Block Party of the Day

Block parties look fun in Peru…just a great example of how neighbors can come together and celebrate being neighbours! You share the same community…you share the same lifestyle…and instead of locking your doors and not even acknowledging each other like we do here, you should greet each other with open arms…because let’s face it, you only have a few neighbors and that’s a special bond…and most importantly it takes a village to raise a child…

Sidenote, I love when the granny in pink gets punched in the fucking face….LOLZ.

Posted in:Videos