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Archive for the Videos Category

2013

02

Sep

Homeless Love of the Day

I can’t help but wonder what that must taste and/or smell like, but I imagine it is pretty disgusting…and that makes it pretty amazing…because when you’re homeless you gotta get your eating somewhere…and it might as well be from homeless pussy cuz that is the best crazy kind of pussy…because when they are homeless they are easy to fuck….making this video hit close to home…and it is so romantic…

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2013

02

Sep

Gangster Pants Fail of the Day

I posted this video on my Facebook and apparently it went Viral, but not because I posted it, but because it’s a funny concept, even though I am 95 percent sure it is totally staged for VINE, because if you go on VINE you will know that motherfuckers really put in a lot of fucking effort in making their VINE’s clever and funny, even though Vine doesn’t pay them shit to do it, but rather they do it for the likes bro, because likes are a currency of their one, that make a motherfucker feel socially accepted…weird.

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2013

31

Aug

Boulder Almost Crushes a Car in Tawain and Other Videos of the Day

This is video looks like it is straight out of a movie, or video game and it’s fucking crazy.

If you don’t like that, here’s a drunk guy vs a Bull

If you don’t like that – here’s the audio to the crazy McNugget lady who raged in 2010 when she couldn’t get McNuggets at 10:30 am…

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2013

30

Aug

Love Hurts and That’s Amazing of the Day

I don’t know if this is actually the story behind the video, but apparently dude’s wife and his girlfriend don’t really like each other for obvious reasons I call wives and girlfriends rarely getting along, so they threw the fuck down in the middle of a street, causing a minor scene, because apparently when wives and girlfriends throw down they aren’t using their rational side of their brain, or really trying to conduct matters in a lady-like way, but are more interested in going for fucking blood….leaving the poor bastard who fucked them both to try to diffuse the situation without coming across as a woman beater or asshole…if I was in this situation, I would have made this fight happen in a cage and I would have sold tickets for it, and I would have let it been a fight for the death to see which bitch really wanted me the most…but I’m entrepreneurial like that.

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2013

29

Aug

Hillbilly Ear Piercing of the Day

I think this video is the video of the day because it really displays how doomed the next generation is…

They’ve grown up on the internet, watching idiots become famous for doing stupid shit, and they have no real concept of career or future, when all they really want to do is become internet famous…or to make people laugh…and get likes on Facebook or views on Youtube…

They don’t want to change the world they want to get high and fuck bitches…The whole world is shifting….and change is bad…but kids blow darting their faces while trying to shoot a viral video is so fucking good.

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2013

29

Aug

Drunk Natives on the Bus of the Day

This is what happens when you steal a motherfucker’s land, they turn to drinking the same drink that the white man fed them back when they were stealing their fucking land…because a drunken native is easier to steal land from than a sober one….and even after all they’ve been through the evil white man tries to kick them off the fucking bus…and it’s pretty amazing…seeing how scared the white people are of a little drunken indian…feather not dot…

This happened in Canada.

If you don’t like that, here’s a car thief trying to escape police like a gangster…

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2013

28

Aug

The Best thing On the Internet Today of the Day

Old as fuck Patrick Stewart, is stoned and teaching his 35 year old opportunist girlfriend how to act…on video…and now on the internet…for you to love.

She uploaded it herself because that’s what opportunist girlfriends do…they milk what their vaginas have lined up for them as hard as they can..because you never know when your vagina will get you another opportunity like this to leverage for more fame and exposure.

Judge Joe Brown with hookers is ok too…

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2013

27

Aug

Horrible Woman of the Day

I don’t know, but this video of a mother beating up her kid at the grocery store like a psychopath who hates her kid makes me angry.

It’s not the kids fault she’s a miserable whore who hates the fact that she sold her sex appeal and vagina to his father in exchange for this life that is misery…but she sure takes it out on him like it is…

It’s one of those you don’t need a license to have kids, you just need your fertility…and people like this perpetuate all that is wrong with the world by breeding criminals and addicts due to their neglect.

The hero in the video, is the store clerk who calls the police on her…let’s hope some of you know this bitch and spread this around to humiliate her and hopefully get her kids in better hands, because you know if she’s doing this in person, next level shit happens behind closed doors.

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2013

26

Aug

Video of the Day

The world needs more videos like this…because sometimes things don’t need to make any fucking sense to be all we fucking need…

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2013

23

Aug

Babe Washing a Motorbike Erotically of the Day

This is my kind of fail, but I am just an asshole. I like seeing girls fail, especially girls who you know think they are hot, because if they didn’t think they were hot, they wouldn’t be half naked and washing motorcycles for a crowd, hoping to be some kind of superstar they think they deserve to be, while running the promo model game to the top like they were Marisa Miller….you know the kind of girl who would snob you out unless you were someone important…making this video awesome.

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