Tan Mom is the kind of horribly vile human…disgusting to look at…that has a kid…I have seen women like this so many times before, carting their kids around, and I struggle to understand how a motherfucker could fuck them, even when drunk, you still have to get a fucking boner for the ditch pig and power through to orgasm before or after puking all over the bitch…To me, fucking such a disgusting pile of shit, in both color and quality of human, is the equivalent self hate as anorexia, drug addiction, even failed suicide…I mean imagine what her baby daddy thinks every time he’s reminded to pay child support for their kid…a kid that is nothing more than a reminder and evidence of his weakest fucking moment…a lifelong reminder, unless it dies of skin cancer…or negligent parenting as mommy monster is out making a fool of herself, making music for herself, that I can’t help but watch…because it’s so representative of all that is wrong in this world…

Why does she matter? Because you care. Now dance.

Here’s her other video…

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Twerk has evolved…..into an ass in face smashing and I am very into it…

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This is amazing…I am glad it was broadcast on national TV, because being a midnight molester, date rapist, deserves to be celebrated on this kind of scale…I mean where’s the fun in saving it for the back alley, or basement apartment….the only thing I’m wondering is whether he even knows this girl, or more importantly, if she’s even alive….

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Homosexual hating Russia, the hosts of this year’s winter Olympics go in so hard that they even get their squirrels drunk. Apparently, a dude leaves vodka out for the squirrel every night and it gets pass out drunk. I think it’s a better strategy than the American south, where they shoot their squirrel and eat them for dinner, but it’s still fucking ridiculous…even if it proves that this squirrel and me have a lot in common, I guess booze is just so amazing and that love of booze brings us together. It sees no borders, color, race, religion, cree, or species…it’s just that good….

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Seeing as I hate people, I mean I don’t actually hate people, I just can’t be bothered with people, because people are self serving assholes on their own quest of bullshit that just get in the way…trying to make money, get ahead, totally clueless and unaware how insignificant they are, or how the path they are taking is just irritating, a waste of time, and really going after everything that is not important at all..

Sometimes seeing animals, instinctively just loving, reminds us what it’s all about…and it is not bikini pics, or porn, or even fake relationships for advancement…it’s not about money, or things, or celebrity and hollywood…none of that shit matters…

Maybe I just like animals…or maybe, like Jennifer Aniston, my biological clock is ticking and I’m craving a love this pure…held captive in a cage in my basement.

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Apparently this woman did what nature told her and pulled out her titty and started feeding her baby in public and conveniently had her husband film the shit, because clearly she was trying to cause a stink and make a point for the internet, because she knew legally she was allowed to nurse her child covered or uncovered, because she’s obviously one of those annoying moms who feels like it is her higher duty to break down convention and the conservative people of the world by pulling her tit out in public…

Don’t get me wrong. breast feeding can be hot, especially if I am the one being fed, but for the most part every public breast feeder I’ve seen has been some lesbian looking bitch who only had a kid thanks to a sperm donor.

I also love tits and any people willing to post tits in pictures on the internet to prove a point, is a friend of mine…except when those tits are covered up in the video and all we see is her fucking back…

I mean I don’t think I’ve ever hated a bitch with her tit pulled out of her shirt as I do right now.

She should do something like matters like shut her bratty kids up and shoot some porn.

Or maybe she should respect the rules of the establishment and have her titty sucked in the streets not a private store.

I feel like these assholes talked about this until it was annoying, and are probably still talking about it, so to celebrate the porn that is breast feeding, for perverts like me, here are the Top 5 breast feeding videos on Youtube..

1- HOW TO BREASTFEED TWINS – VERY INFORMATIVE!! Fast Forward to the 4 minute mark…

2- At 40 Seconds a Nipple Gets Milked….

3- Some Girl Milking Herself

4- Big Titties in a Bikini Breast Feeding

5 Some Great Tits Milking Herself – Good Job Ana Garcia

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I’ve been drunk for most of my adult life and if I am not drunk, I am hungover. It’s been the only real constant in my life and never my drinking career have I ever tried to break a brick with my head, in fact there are so many things I see people do when drunk, like idiotic things, that I’ve never even thought of doing…all I really do when I am drunk is make girls laugh, usually at the size of my penis or my sexual capabilities..but I like when other people are less graceful and dignified when they drink, it makes me feel like I do it right, while making me laugh at how wrong they do it..I assume this happened in Russia…it’s always Russia.

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So this dude slits his own throat, gets shot with a rubber bullet or whatever and falls off the building he is on with style and grace, I am talking some Olympic caliber gymnastic performance, far better than any Bruce Willis action movie bullshit….give this guy an Oscar, I like his passion and commitment to his role, even if his role is real life mental issues….

If you don’t like that, here’s some video surveillance of a kid falling through the mall roof…

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