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2013

07

Aug

American Tourist of the Day

Apparently, this is an American Tourist in Germany and he’s very passionate about his trip, so passionate that security takes him away as the people cheer on, it’s like they are re-living Nazi Germany, only instead of Jewish people they are using insane Americans, as the aryans cheer from the sidelines…or maybe, just maybe, that’s my only angle on anything German, those pragmatic motherfuckers with their progressive engineering thanks to human testing in the 40s….

If you don’t like that….here’s a video of the classiest neighborhood ever!

If you don’t like that…here’s mormon’s playing hood BBall.

If you don’t like that, because you are a pervert, you can watch Sydney Leather show her asshole…

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2013

05

Aug

Crazy Girl Doesn’t Like the Postal Worker of the Day

I have no idea who this woman is, but she’s kind of amazing. She’s hitting up random postal workers and calling them stalkers, I guess either she’s legitimately crazy and thinks the postal working coming to her house everyday is them stalking her, but I am going to assume that it has more to do with “Performing Art”….you know a little youtube stunt…a prank to get viral because being freaked out by the postal workers is an easy target that everyone can relate to…pretty genius whether she’s insane or not…

Here’s another video…

And one more….

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2013

05

Aug

Best Taekwondo Demo of the Day

I guess it’s not really fair for me to say this is the best Taekwondo demo of the day, because it is the only Taekwondo demo I’ve ever seen, but I will say that this dude was either pranked hard or an idiot.

Highlight of the video, when the little girl walks off crying…not because I like when little girls get hit by flying pieces of wood, but I like when Taekwondo masters are ridiculously bad at being Taekwondo masters are part of their hustle is hurting kids along the way…it’s pretty fucking funny.

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2013

02

Aug

LAPD of the Day

This cop is the Rhubarb lady of police work. She doesn’t like tatted up gangsters…who park in parking lots…I find her assertiveness kinda hot, far hotter than the bike cops I saw last night who were chasing a “perp”…that’s what they call them…because they looked so fucking silly…even in their spandex police shorts…I mean I’d let them arrest me on bike just because I’d feel bad that they were put on bike patrol, like that’s a shitty fucking deal, so I’d want to help them look good to their peers who get to drive the cars and motorcycles, you know and carry the real guns…

If you don’t like, maybe you’ll prefer this dude’s attempt at getting an insurance claim.

Cops are the worst.

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2013

31

Jul

Girl Gives a Blowjob at a Televised Volleyball Game of the Day

This is just crazy….I mean I guess men’s indoor volleyball is not hot babes playing beach volleyball and that can be pretty fucking boring…or a perfect time to get your dick sucked…hopefully not because it turns you on….

Fucking in public, like really in public, with people sitting next to you is amazing, it is the future, and the future is now.

I know that I’m not complaining, the weirder people’s sex becomes thanks to the internet desensitizing us, the better it is for a pervert like me who likes watching…but I am sure her parents are…assuming she has parents…as this kind of wild behavior of girls so horny they can’t not have dick in their mouth usually comes from homes without a day…

I mean this couple got on TV for their behavior, now they are famous, all for a blowjob, that’s better than bitches I know who suck so much cock and get no TV time….

Either way, this video changed my life for the fucking better.

I like how he kissed her head…so romantic…especially in a public arena blowjob setting…what a gentleman…

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2013

31

Jul

Cop Teaches a Protestor a Lesson of the Day

Now that America has passed laws that prevent people from coming together as a group to protest , because having people come together as a group to protest things, especially government initiated things, is something the government doesn’t want you doing, so they want the authority to lock you up if you do, seems pretty fair, I mean historically the government always knows what is best for us. They always have our best interest in mind. They aren’t owned and operated by big businesses, and they don’t pass laws like cigarette and oil and corn and all the other crazy shit they do because it kills us, they do it for our own good…so don’t protest that shit…

What better way to celebrate that law then to show how cops handle protestors in Austria….it’s kinda horrible, kinda funny, but better than when shit in Austria was run by Nazi Germany…right?

FREEDOM!!

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2013

31

Jul

White Girls Caribana of the Day

Nothing like some gutter bitches looking for some black cock at Caribana…This is almost like a flight to Jamaica, where the fattest, most ratchet, monster bitches in slutty clothes on the plane with their half black babies going to see baby daddies they met at their 3 star all inclusive resorts…

They are from Canada, I like when they drop the N-Bomb…and when they say “and we OOOOOOOUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHT”…cuz hip hop is the only way they get fucked…

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2013

31

Jul

The Rhubarb Lady is Amazing of the Day

This is the best video of the history of the internet. I am talking better than 2 girls 1 cup, or Chris Crocker or any of the other bullshit that has gone Viral like Gangnam Style….it is up there on my stepTV.tv shit…the kind of crazy social observation I love…

This crazy woman with her crazy voice is angry…as she’s trying to take Rhubarb as some concerned that her rhubarb is being stolen bitch tries to rationalize…

I would say let her have the rhubarb, but contesting her, and getting in the way, is way more fun…

From saying her lawn mower was robbed by Iranian Pigs…to “Don’t call me sweetheart, honey bun, what are you a fucking Lezzie….”…to attacking the camera dude…

This can’t be real, but I’m glad it happened. She’s a genius…with the voice of an angel…like a demon possessed…up on some Exorcist shit…I want to take this woman on a date…I like her passion.

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2013

30

Jul

Fuck You Sea World of the Day

Are you fucking kidding me Sea World? I hate these animal themed parks, especially the marine mammal shit…dolphins and whales are my jam. So seeing asshole corporations mistreat them and make money off them almost makes me want to join the vegan lesbian tree huggers, and not just because of their rockin’ bushes and menstrual cups, but because I want to chain myself to the entrance gate telling motherfuckers to not pay money for this cruel fucking shit…

I am the kind of guy who celebrates when the bear attacks the trainer at the circus, even though I know the bear is going to get put to sleep, because…let’s face it, at least someone is standing up for his rights.

The fact that Sea World Orlando allowed a whale to beach itself and struggle to get back in the water, so hard his whale homies tried to pull through and help him,

Let animals back into the wild. This captivity shit…is the fucking worst..

And assholes reading this, stop going to these shows, they are lame anyway, save your money for strippers…it’s a real family excursion that exploits people with no souls, not animals who don’t have a choice but to be there…and they aren’t even getting paid a dollar a day….

I seriously want to protest this shit. Shut down Sea World.

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2013

30

Jul

Latin Singer Doesn’t Like Apologies of the Day

Here’s a valuable life lesson.

Never apologize, especially not to a girl, because girls hold grudges and are totally irrational…so they won’t take your apology seriously, and if anything it will bring up all their hatred for you and turn them against you when otherwise they would probably just be cool about shit…

An apology is a reminder…and a reminder gets you slapped.

No more apologies…

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