I met a girl who was burning and spitting at a Chinese restaurant at 4 in the morning and it was disgusting…and I hated it…and I told her that she was a ball of class…to which she said she reeked of class…to which her boyfriend of the night…made me sniff his fingers…which I assumed were just up in her on the dance floor where they met….and apparently…class smells like a yeast infection..

I didn’t watch this bitch burp…but I had to post it to encourage all girls everywhere to never do this..

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Every now at then you just have to sing to start your day and forget how shitty it is…

Here’s his back-up Dance he should hire and go on tour with…because if there’s one thing we can learn from Corky, Life Goes On, Glee…people like laughing at retards…and fat people and really the lower levels of society…even if they pretend they aren’t #cyberbullies.

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I don’t know when this video of some China man in China unable to contain himself when in the elevator…pinching some mom’s ass on her way out of the elevator…a concept that is pretty clever if he mastered the timing of it…where she gets out and the doors actually shut…so that they never see each other again and he has something to jerk off to…when he gets home because thanks to the baby making laws in China…Chinese dudes pinching ass like you’re on the high school football team and you just scored a touch down is the only sex you get…cuz dudes out number women by 1000 to 1 or some shit…

Who cares about their problems, and who really needs sex when you own everything, even America….

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I have this theory that dogs are people too, because they possess the qualities humans aspire to have, from shitting in public, to kicking’ it all day like they are homeless..only to be fed, taken care of not to mention they are loyal, live and die for the pack, and are just ridiculously sweet and cute…and make men with no soul..or tarnished soul…blackened and broken souls…learn to love a living thing again….

So seeing a dude kick a dog, makes me mad, but seeing the dogs scare the asshole like a bitch, makes it better….I like seeing the underdog win…

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We are not all created equally…some of us are idiots with idiot ideas who do idiotic things…like try to hit 50 MPH on a BMX…only to get the wobbles…that happen to me every time I am drunk…and happen to girls right before I ask them out to come home with me at the end of a hard drinking night where someone…may or may have not slipped something into their drink….

This guy’s a fucking clown..I’m just sad this didn’t end with him being run over by his friend…you know to escalate the level of moron…

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I guess this is up there with one of the weirder things I have masturbated to, thanks to the guy filming’s heavy breathing, I mean shit why put a camera on a tripod and step out of the room when you can pant like a fat pervert sweating as he tries to support his weight and hold the camera still while strokin’….

I am not into body mods, and this is just fucking weird to look at, but I bet it would feel good giving me a rim job…

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This is what the States needs to put in place in front of every single vending machine, drive thru window, and WalMart check out line…

The Russian did subsidized tickets for people who do 30 squats…meaning do the squats, save the money, get more fit, do it 3 times a day, and motherfucker, you got yourself a hot booty…

I know what you’re thinking, of course the Russians did this, they are far better than the Americans, just look at every Olympics….or if you’re like me…you’re thinking the US Government would rather spend money on bullshit…corruption while keeping the public fat as fuck…because fat people are lazy, sick, make money for the pharma companies…make less headaches by protesting…

I guess this is to promote the Olympics…and it is genius.

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