I figure if you’re going to make basic internet videos, you know redoing something that your friend’s mom was doing last year…you might as well make it a little more “epic” or hardcore…

I mean that’s kinda the whole point of the fucking internet as far as I’m concerned…always moving forward into deeper and darker places…

I guess this guy is on the same page as me because when he does the cinnamon challenge…a played out youtube prank…he has his friend pepper spray him…in what may be one of the dumbest acts around…and that may have have resulted in his death…which would probably be deserved because despite being funny as shit…you have to be a real idiot to pull this off…

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Google makes money off videos like this…

I find whatever the fuck this is vile as fuck, and the crazy thing is there are probably hundreds if not thousands of videos like this on Youtube…

They are not policed…and more importantly ads for whatever are running on them.

The Hypocrisy on the internet is fucking crazy for a smut peddler like me…who barely even peddles smut…while the corporate giants do…and are turned into billionaires for it…

I mean who watches these anyway? Cum of what look like underage feet…this shit’s next level…I mean at least with the pantyhose fetish…there’s hope…that we’re not too depraved of a society…over masturbating and unable to get off to the most basic of erotica…

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The beauty of accessible camera equipment and distribution thanks to technology and China…is that every white trash couple who in the past would have never got their hands on a video camera…and if they did you’d never see their art house picture, can now get turnt up in their disgusting living room, to demonstrate whatever fucking weirdness this is, and for some reason, a reason I call the human experience fascinates me, I got sucked in…I want to know more…who is this girl in the pink Walmart nightgown she stole from her obese 5 year old, and what does this topless man do to pay for all their luxuries…it’s freaking me out….I need to have dinner with these people.

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What the fuck…

The fact that people get this excited over stuff is just insane to me. I mean are we really that desperate that we need to put ourselves through this hell. How is this fun? Maybe I’m just too anti social and not into leaving my house to understand why people anywhere would go mental over a 50 dollar modem…or more importantly wait in line for 50 dollars off a TV…blows my fucking mind that this happens…people camp out for weeks and die for this shit..

Here’s an arrest…

Here’s a stun gun brawl….

Black Friday is amazing…That said, someone is covering the Black Friday Death Count,,,

There is a site devoted to it – CLICK HERE TO SEE IT CUZ IT IS AMAZING.…

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This is amazing…basically some homo is wake boarding and looks up on the bank and some girl, who we assume is a girl is taking it from both ends, in the least perverted, but entertaining of ways…it’s like “look at this beautiful lake, let’s pull over, and I’ll take you from the front and homie will take you from behind”…and I love it…

The reason I love it? Sex in public is amazing. Especailly for a voyeur is like the golden egg you seek. Group sex in public is like the gold at the end of the rainbow, it doesn’t exist…ever…except now it does…eternally on the internet…

Amazing…unless of course this is 3 dudes, which will change the dynamic of the video a little bit and make it a little less awesome, but still awesome.

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The best hobby of the year goes to this freakshow and her vagina knitting…not because she’s hot or what she does is compelling, but because she can’t be fucking serious and if she is serious, that makes her amazing.

I posted this on Facebook and some of the homies were into the Menstrual Scarf…but I had my mind set on yeast infection socks…

But like all things lesbian, vaginal and feminist, there’s little room for dudes in this, so that’s why I’m starting “Asshole Knitting”…where we do things our own shit covered way…smelling like a Japanese scat pornstar…everywhere we go…or wherever our knitted tea cozy, throw blanket or sweater and hat set go.

I’m thinking about teaching this at Old Folks homes.

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Girls have been getting high at raves for the last 25 years or longer…and I’ve been there to see it for the last 25 years of longer…usually wondering what the fuck these idiots in their soiled fur pants were thinking as they got some random creeper to give them a light show that they were mesmerized by…but now it’s gone mainstream, but more importantly the world has cameras, and with cameras come videos of girls in full retards mode and I love it….and not just I know how easy it is to trick these girls on MOLLY to get naked….but because of how stupid they look.

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