There’s a new Feminist movement that features young college girls who haven’t actually lived life or understand how the world works…but rather who are just using feminism as a strategic positioning to get noticed amongst all the other attention seeking girls they pretend to hate in order to build themselves up…pretty much fighting a fight in the lamest of ways because bras were already burned in a time they needed to be burned…at least until today…because today, these feminists are proving their point, a point I can’t really grasp, but maybe because I am the enemy to feminists, despite doing more for feminism that they ever have…like buying girls who never came vibrators. I give the gift of orgasm to repressed women….while these girls are shooting a porn in the library…for dudes like you to get off to…

I didn’t read the backstory and lesbian porn is anti-climatic, but when it is regular girls in a library, I can fuck with it…

It turns out it is for PURPLE

All I see is shitty quality girls who wish they were hot enough to do porn or model…but they are still encourage their followers to get naked everywhere no matter how ugly you are – and I agree with them on that…but I don’t think any of these girls should be considered “it” girls because they fucking suck.

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This girl is pretty fucking amazing….

So the story goes that she works for a guy who owns an 11 bedroom vacation rental that is actually only 5 bedrooms, and when someone rented it only to find out that they couldn’t sleep 25 people, they wanted their money back, but the contract they signed said that they weren’t entitled to it, and the local news, who clearly have nothing better to do, ran after the story like it was an actual fucking story…

When they went to question this women, she asked them to leave, drove their car down the block and the news, like the pussies they are, called the police and now she’s been arrested for Grand Theft auto…wasting your tax dollars on nonsense, because she really just drove it down the fucking block…

Either way, insane story…but funny.

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Everyone knows smoking makes you look cool…This kid in Finland proves it. Fuck all the propaganda that smoking kills…because the only thing that kills is not smoking…when it makes you look so rock and roll…

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The beautiful thing about the internet is that it gives these redneck idiots, who I assume are Miley’s inbred cousins, a venue to have their life work and talents shared with the world…otherwise, they would still be doing these Jackass inspired stunts, on their own, and we wouldn’t get to laugh and wonder how we are the same species as them…

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Here are a few random videos I watched and figured I’d share with you because sharing is what I fucking do…I’m nice like that in this greedy money obsessed celebrity driven world…

Russian Fights on Russian TV because Russians are lunatics…

The Future of Porn is going to be every creep who can’t afford a sex doll, may get a screen in the shame of a woman to smear their gentials on….

Asshole on a Bus of the Day ruining the ride for everyone…

Maggot Pussy apparently caused by some new super antibiotic resistant strain of STD that rots your genitals…

Delta’s 1980s Inspired In-Flight Safety Video

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I don’t really know if this is masturbation fodder, but it is pretty funny, but more importantly I have faith in you, and you ability to be the most depressing, desperate and experience masturbator around…the kind of person who can masturbate to anything, from random girls grocery shopping, to the way a girl in Dunkin’ Donuts sucks her coffee lid, to even a sock that is mysteriously frozen on the sidewalk…you have skills, sure they are unmarketable and pathetic…but then again so is Madonna, who probably makes 100 million dollars a year just being Madonna, yet still does she like this for her ego…weird.

Apparently – this is Miley’s new cover for W Magazine, with long hair, like she doesn’t care…even though I think her twerking is more representative of how she doesn’t care…for obvious reasons, sure it draws attention to herself…but shit’s still humiliating and she still does it…with ederly, on TV, with married men…she just doesn’t give a fuck..

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This is probably an old video, but it’s one that all you married dudes can fantasize over…you know that you married a girl who retained her figure but more importantly, who is happy in this shitty life…and who dances around the kitchen while doing normal wife things…not knowing she is being filmed…while being cute as hell when she does realize it…

You see I am not into married chicks at all, sure I fuck em, but their general demeanour depresses me…and moms, I mean moms are some of the angriest bitches around…all tired and not as hot as they used to be…but this women, she’s just a victim of her surroundings, you know the suburban plague of getting married because that’s what you do…but she just rolls with it and I find it inspirational…and you should use this when trying to find a wife of your own…because at least with a good wife…your shitty life will be better…it’s a mistake I realize I made everyday I pray my wife chokes on her sandwich…

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Some dude charges at a Weather man when he is on air…weather man knees dude in the crotch…that’s pretty much all you need to see here…I guess what it comes down to is that when you see people filming a news segment, you got to do something far more creative than charging a mother fucker…I mean flash your tits, or commit suicide, or really do something substantial….getting hit in the balls is just a fucking fail…

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This guy is pretty fucking awesome, apparently he drove into some chicken restaurant, got naked and started masturabting in Philly, and activity that sadly reminds me of my wife, every time I catch her rubbing fried chicken all over her naked body…because she really likes fried chicken…only far more public and amazing..

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Some woman posted this video of her niece playing with a cat on Youtube or Facebook…and shit went viral because I guess people LOVE seeing little girls playing with cats…I wish I had the source on this…because even as someone who hates cats…this is fucking evil…worse than what Chinese Restaurants do to cats…

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