2014
28
Jan
I can only assume that this is God’s wratch on organic food eating hipsters and their flannel, beard wearing Portlandia bullshit…because what else would explain these insane winds knocking people over….I hope no one lost any fixed gear bikes or silly hipster hats …because that would be a real fucking tragedy…
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2014
27
Jan
Fetishisms Manifesto Presents: Sadism from Fetishisms Manifesto on Vimeo.
Photographer and Director Jonathan Leder, who brought the world Emily Ratajkowski before the world knew who Emily Ratajkowski was…before Emily Ratajkowski knew who she was, or what her big titties that needed to be shared with the world was…released another video in his amazing new erotic book/magazine FETISHIM MANIFESTO …that does vintage erotica well…and that excites me because vintage erotica has actual substance to me, rather than just close up videos of dick penetrating vagina…it’s hotter, better, and I love Jonathan Leder’s style…he does good…so support.
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2014
27
Jan
I don’t have Time Warner, I am from Canada, and we don’t have TVs, we just have ice sculptures and internet…but I can related to this Original Video …starring some girl I want to have sex with…pretending to have sex…with a Time Warner Cable guy as a commentary to how shitty customer service at these asshole big companies don’t give fuck about you, you’re not actually their customer, it’s like you work for them and they make it fucking hard, forcing you to jump through the hoops, never showing up on time, and giving you shitty advice….making this video pretty accurate, and funny in a you may not actually laugh out loud, but you’ll appreciate for it’s truths….
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2014
27
Jan
I don’t think is a viral stunt, but it’s fucking crazy, even for someone who likes to hate on his wife…I don’t like seeing this shit, but I felt compelled to post it because it’s some serious random eye witness account of a dude who drove into a pole after doing coke and drinking with his wife, apparently hoping to kill them both but failing at that, so he chased her and stabbed her while some asshole filmed instead of kicking the motherfucker in the head…It’s not a beautiful video to wake up to…but it is fucking crazy…but still better than the scam that is the Grammys…
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2014
24
Jan
Montreal is a horrible place that reminds anyone who visits of war torn eastern Europe…it’s like some siberian outpost filled with people who remember how great it was in the 70s and don’t realize the rest of the world has moved on. It has shitty politicians with shitty agendas that brainwash the french to hate the english…but it does have great homeless people…a lot are drunken inuits…
And I think that it’s always fun when I see my fellow drunken homeless people from the park making huge moves like getting themselves on the internet for fighting while drunk….
The funniest thing in all this is that I know the inuit bitch kicking the motherfucker in the head and hitting him with the piece of wood, I see her pretty much every fucking day and I have been offered sex from her for very affordable prices…
I have also seen her getting beat up by her boyfriend…and really the whole thing is so fucking ghetto, how can you not love every second of it…
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2014
23
Jan
I learned at a young age, that everything is better when drunk. I am talking all aspects of life. From school, to work, to sports, to hobbies, to sex, to church, to whatever the fuck you like doing…when you’re drunk…it’s actually enjoyable…and if done right…it makes people laugh…and spreading job, up on some Patch Adams shit, makes the world a better place, even if it involves sacrificing your safety, well being or health…you are martyr…like this guy riding his bike drunk…awesome.
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2014
22
Jan
Apparently, this is a video of a dad in Poland pulling his kid on a sled behind either a car, or a snowmobile, and I don’t find the whole thing all that crazy, because I am from Canada and feel like that is is what Canadians do every weekend, but it’s a pretty funny hearing the dad laughing, even if it’d be funnier if this ended in a fail…because I like when dumb actions result in the worst possible consequences…
If you don’t like that – here’s a video of a pole saving someone’s life…
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2014
22
Jan
Arnold Schwarzenegger is pretty ridiculous as it is…without producing viral videos that he is producing for after school programming, even though he is probably richer than God, and can just bank roll the shit out of pocket, but I guess his financial management team thought it would be easier to just do a viral video…because he’s already fucked the USA by becoming a Governor despite being of Nazi roots, he’s already fucked the general public by being an blockbuster action star, despite not being able to act, all because of his muscles, and he has already fucked the maid and made illegitimate kids…leaving him one last thing to fuck with…the internet…
I think it’s kinda clever.
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2014
21
Jan
When you don’t have a backyard, sometimes the best you can do is let your kid run around outside on the windowsill…in hopes he falls the fuck off because kids are annoying and rape your life…and accidental death is better than drowning the fucker in the bathtub like moms who don’t like to be burdened with the parasite their uterus produced do….
If you don’t like that here’s another video of something else..
If you don’t like that here’s Angry speed skater…losing..
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2014
21
Jan
I saw Ron Jeremy the other day…he’s a nice dude, but he was not nearly as great as he is in this Wrecking Ball video that someone recreated starring Ron Jeremy, even though Wrecking Ball parodies have been done, and this is a little late to the game, it’s safe to say, when you throw Ron Jeremy into the mix, shit stays perfectly ridiculous, and amazing…even totally next level…Solid.
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