Here is a disappointed fat girl, which is actually pornography to me, because seeing a fat girl disappointed is the only joy I get in my married life. It is my passive aggressive way to deal with the hell that i am living…without actually choking a bitch out…

So seeing a fat chick getting male attention only to find out he’s gay…which is the same reaction she had at the all you can eat buffet when they ran out of cheesecake…is pretty fucking amazing to me…

No idea where this is from, but it plays with my emotions in a good way…

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Improv everywhere recruited a ton of people, because that’s what you do when you have a huge internet following for being one of the original internet video sensations, that I am going to assume got a lot of people rich in the process of making dumb flash mob videos the general public liked as much as they like Upworthy or Buzzfeed…to get in their underwear on the subway, an idea I assume they’ve done before and that I am only supporting because I like people, even weird hippie lesbians who are into this kind of thing, in their underwear, pants off is the only way to live, even if they are built to never be without pants, in underwear that shouldn’t ever be seen…it’s still entertaining.

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People don’t realize that Australia is filled with poor white trash, some would even say that Australian white trash is worse that American White Trash because they are legitimately in the middle of no where, they are their own breed of human, and this is how they keep cool in the summer, since it is summer there, when the trailer park home they live in doesn’t come equipped with a fucking pool…I think they are onto something more interesting than the black kids in the ghetto who use the fire hydrant…but I guess black kids in the ghetto can’t afford pick-up trucks…but white trash…live for that shit…

If you don’t like that – here’s a guy falling through the roof of a golf shop…

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Here’s a great video of a Train Operator abandoning ship…that I think is funny, because that’s what not what you’re supposed to do when you’re barreling towards another train pulling a bunch full of people who are under your fucking protection…and responsibility…not to mention the trains didn’t even connect, and dude was just having a panic attack, making the whole thing way funnier…

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Like J.Lo as a teen, here’s a dog dancing to a little Gloria Estefan like a booty shaking hispanic girl who can’t get enough Gloria Estefan because she does so much for their breed of people.

And it’s amazing.

If that’s not enough dog for you – here’s another one chasing the snow…

If that’s not enough dog for you – here’s a Beagle Stealing Chicken Nuggets…

Yes, I officially just broke the internet posting cute dog videos…

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I don’t know if this is a victory, or if this is sexy in any fucking way, but I do know some lesbian looking chick ate a 72 oz steak, in an era of vegans, especially in Hipster Portland where this went down….and she did it in 2 minutes and 44 seconds…and the whole thing is fucking disgusting, yet a world record because before her the record was 6 minutes 48 seconds…making her some kind of meat eating hero…just not to people who like girls with any sex appeal, or people who find girls eating like pigs vile…I just like that this is considered an lifetime achievement in some woman’s life…

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America is getting lazier and lazier…it all started with drive thru fast food, to drive thru banking, to you don’t ever have to leave your car and walk around, that shit is for peasants who don’t have cars we are american dammit…but this motherfucker took it too far…you can’t drive down the aisles of the store…yet…I mean not that it’s really needed thanks to the internet, soon we won’t need to even leave our fucking houses, which is a good thing, cuz the people you don’t really want to see in public, like the obese, will probably the first to take that shit on….

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There was a time when Russia was the competing to be the first in space, they had a great communist science program that was largely a product of when the Americans and Russians got the best of the WWII Nazi engineers back when they built the Berlin wall…not that you care about that…it was a long time ago, at least enough time to take freedom from their people, train them in a militant way, soak them in Vodka, and give them their freedom back, leaving them confused yet capable to do stunts like this, where dude parasails, without an ocean or a Boat, because that shit is for little girls on vacation…these are Russian and don’t need Oceans or Boats, that is for the weak…

Well this idiot ended up dying from this idiotic accident…and I am posting it because it’s just so stupid not to post…

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Part of the reason I don’t have friends is because they are historically fucking assholes who either use you, use your time, ask you for favors and all around just fucking annoy you and try to embarrass you every chance they get…that is why I am a lone soldier in life…

That said, here is a dude getting it on with one of the hookers at the bachelor party they are on a boat for, and his friend, despite having paid for the hooker, decide to shoot fireworks at the motherfucker, because that’s what asshole friends do..

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Thank god for mini skirts…

This is the kind of video you send to friends saying “don’t watch this” even though are compelled to watch it countless times.

It’s old but new to me and amazing….

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