I don’t know where this fight is, or who came up with this method to stabilize the downed fighter but I will assume it has something to do with it being illegal to be gay in certain African countries, and this was the fucking loop hole…to grab some cock…but whatever the reason it’s still totally ridiculous and thus…hilarious..

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There is something highly erotic about local newscasters that I like to called failed fucking dreams….they are these talking heads who think they are really important because they finally got themselves on TV but in the grand scheme of things they totally don’t matter to people one town over…it’s like such a limited celebrity that you know comes with just as much annoying ego because them…they are stars…stars who only really shine when they pull stunts like this that make the world care…good job…but maybe I just like the whole act of passing out…it’s kinda how I get laid.

Here’s another reporter being silly “fairing” with a late Spider Man

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Pedo Beatdown…this is some video that went viral enough yesterday featuring a group of guys who lured in some pervert to fuck…only to beat him up when he showed up because being a pedo is wrong…not that fucking a 13 year old really makes you a peso…I think pedo requires little boys…but whatever…I’m not into this kind of bait and switching shit, even if pedophiles are natures’ worst…and the internet gave them a place to prosper…trapping people like this is kinda psychotic…if it’s even real, which I am going to assume it isn’t based on the fact you never see dudes face…seems fake as shit…but I’ll post it anyway…to remind you all to never meet anyone from the internet…ever

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If you’re hungover…and still full of Christmas dinner, trying to have a pleasant day, just finishing up your breakfast or lunch…getting ready or coming back from boxing day shopping where you saved 50 dollars on a wide screen TV after waiting in line for 3 hours in a state of crisis for said TV..or even if you’re on an empty stomach…angry and hating the world…this video will not make you happy…and I am posting it because not everything in life is fucking happy…if anything…if you’re really a gangster about shit…bust this party trick out on New Years Eve…all over some bitch who won’t suck your dicks’ face.

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Some topless girl with “I AM GOD” written on her chest raided a Catholic church on Christmas Eve, the most Holiest day of the year, in Germany….because I assume she was either raped when she was a little boy by a priest, or more likely seriously misguided, attention seeking, trying to be punk rock, while really just being an asshole…let people practice their religion however they want…whether the whole holiday is so anti Christian and anti religious through it’s commercialization or not…

I don’t know what she’s protesting, but watching them drag her out of the church was fun…would rather this end in a porn scene exorcism…but I guess you can’t get killed for this kind of behavior anymore…too bad.

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Rachel Williams and Daisy Watts are some Glamour models you…and pretty much the rest of the world have never heard of…but they are dressed in Christmas

If you don’t like that…here are some boobs….making Christmas music

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Sure this is more my Irish Chirstmas

But drunk Santa is pretty good, as long as he’s not touching boys and girls inappropriately as Santas do, even if the whole foundation of his existence…is pedophilia…we like to pretend his gifts aren’t “hush money”…but rather celebrating the birth of christ…because celebrating the birth of Christ through a totally unrelated pervert criminal…makes fucking sense….

What doesn’t make sense is why this neighbor hasn’t taken advantage of gun laws to put an end to this light/noise and raping Christmas pollution….

I’m fucking drunk on eggnog and it’s 11 am…I’m better than this…no…I’m not…

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Monkeys Riding Dogs Herding Goats…is the video concept that I should have though of…it’s like Monkeys riding dogs isn’t enough for our desensitized world…we need to delve deeper and deeper into wtf…

Why isn’t this a national sport…another national sport needed…vodka drinking with crows..

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Some babe I know posted this on Instagram, I didn’t bother asking her if this was her mother or friend and they were just being silly…I didn’t bother asking her if she even shot this video…I did however thing some fat old crazy lady on the bus scatching her pussy and sniffing her fingers…was the greatest thing of all fucking time…If I took the bus, and didn’t feel above the bus, since I prefer not leaving the house…this is exactly what I would want to experience…only I’d be the one sniffing the fingers…amazing…

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Russians do everything better. I don’t know if it is because along with stealing their souls, communism made everyone more pragmatic and efficient, or if it is because communism gave them all a sick sense of humor, and a fear of pretty much nothing, but I do know that a lot of what Russia has to offer, at least in the form of a youtube video is pretty fucking genius even if it seems so hurting…not to mention Russian women, even the ugly ones, are amazing to look at, even when they steal your fucking soul and Social Security number through webcam sex.

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