Everyone keeps talking about these Duck Dynasty assholes who said some shit about a pussy being more appealing than an asshole, unless a girl is on her period, in which case the asshole is a better option for the average man, but not a duck hunter who is used to blood and shit….

I don’t care about their show being pulled, or that people should be allowed to say anti-gay shit, even if they are rednecks and obviously homophobes by nature…I find the whole thing a waste of fucking time…and energy and the issue is really not one that should even be on the radar of the general public…

He’s a fucking millionaire pulling some scam that middle america is distracted by, he’s already fucking won..

But I do care when I see a seal cuddle up to a duck hunter, whether he’s homophobic or not, shit’s pretty fucking cute and I like cute, it turns girls on, especially in this homophobic duck hunter era that is upon us….

Posted in:Videos

The holiday season is pretty stressful for people trying to buy the latest Furbie for their illegitimate kids…

Sometimes you have to go to extreme measures, even a month before Christmas, to get the money you need to help carry your family/drug addiction through Christmas…This is a modern day “It’s a Wonderful Life”…

This footage is from November 25, in Seattle, where a dude robbed people of their phones before one passenger, who probably hated his life and was ready to die, proven in that he was on the bus to begin with…reminding us to never fuck with a dude on a bus, you don’t know how much he hates his life…because buses are pretty much rock bottom.

Either way, the rest of the bus jumped in, subdued the robber in a people, despite our differences, coming together, to do what’s right for man-kind, inspirational moment, that makes you think there is still hope for our species…even though there isn’t.

Posted in:Videos

This video looks old…and looks like a viral video joke from another country…but being an ignorant North American, I am going to assume the tranny dick underwear to fight off rapists actually exists, but I would question how effective they are because when it comes to rape, you don’t really care if there’s a vagina, you just want to get up in it, and if it’s got a dick attached, that will usually make the rapist real mad, and turn what would have been an innocent rape into a murder…but it is still funny.

Posted in:Videos

Thanks to the internet, it’s getting harder and harder to get off. There was a time when Sports Illustrated or a Sears catalog was enough, but now we’ve gone throughout the depths of hell in terms of porn and what girls can put themselves through, that now the only thing that can get me off this holiday season is when I see a bikini model turned hotter with photoshop, then turned into santa, because I know she doesn’t have a dick when she started….reminding us all that everything we see on the internet is practically cartoon version of real people and we like it that way.

If you don’t like that – here’s airport security saving a baby that a dad was probably trying to kill off because babies ruin lives…

Posted in:Videos

My friend Sam Jones has a fun web series that involves all kinds of wild and silly adventures.

I have been asking her for sex for the last two years and she constantly rejects me, in fact she deletes a lot of comments I leave on her Facebook referencing her NUMBER 9 asking how tight it is…and how I can have it smeared on my face like a Santa Beard…tis the fucking season….

But I can take the rejection, especially after seeing this video with the legendary Naked Trainer, who she hired for her hot Jewish mom’s Jewish Christmas gift…a mom I would like to have sex with, because despite being older, she’s seems like she’s got all the right moves…but more importantly..getting with her would mean I would be Sam Jones’ actual stepfather…and dreams would come true…

Posted in:Videos

Nothing says Christmas quite like seeing a bunch of Santas participating in some Santa Event in a bar brawl…because Christmas is a week away, emotions are heightened, the weather is putting us into some Seasonal depression, and sometimes when you dress like the world’s most loved PEDO and mix it with Booze, you kinda lose yourself…

If you don’t like that – here’s the Russian Loch Ness Monster…

If you don’t like that here’s two homeless dudes losing their shit in Venice Beach…where failed actors with drug addiction go to die.

Posted in:Videos

I don’t know why I find the wind in Norway video so fucking funny, but it’s my lead in Monday morning video…cuz lets face it, we all probably feel a little like these Norwgians trying to get our bearings after drinking our faces off and contemplating suicide at least once yesterday as to not go to work, or really bother with the holiday season that is approaching, even though it’s supposed to be the happiest time of the year, filled with X-Mas parties…

If you don’t like that – here’s the 10 Oz Louisiana Hot Sauce Challenge – Sponsored by “Js on his Feet”

Or a Middle East Snow Day

Or the News Anchor of the Day

Posted in:Videos

Here are a couple of 25 year old Plastic Surgery sisters who look like they are 40 thanks to their creeper dad who does surgeries on them because he’s some kind of pervert with a god complex.

The kind of guy who wants his kids to look perfect, at least according to him, because he’s a plastic surgeon. Or maybe he’s embarrassed by his kids not being perfect, even if one of his kids is black trying to look white, because you can’t have a walking billboard for your brand looking like shit…

That’s the rich Orange County way, I wonder if he’s done some vaginal rejuvenation on them…I am sure he would…because he’s more of a creeper then the dad who just jerks of to his daughter’s friends after a pool party…

Either way, this is weird….but I guess the more I talk to people, the more I see they have Botox, even at 23, the more I realize people in the future are all going to look like freakish cat people…

This is totally unnecessary shit. Really. I find this fake beauty ugly as fuck. Counter productive to actual beauty…

The only plastic surgery I understand is a nose job, or tits if their tits are really bad, the rest of this shit, awful…

Posted in:Videos

This is probably the worst video you will see today….

It is a video of a cat being saved from an electrical pole, only to not be saved at all. I assume this ended tragically and that makes this video pretty sad especially on the internet, where cats are fucking king.

I don’t like seeing cats die…and you probably don’t either so here’s a hispanic kicking some people off the bus

And here’s a former cage fighter fucking with someone trying to rob him

And here’s some Swans surfing…

Posted in:Videos

I don’t know if you don’t look at the video and just listen to the audio, this girl resisting arrest, who has two cops on her back restraining her, sounds a lot like every time I have sex…and apparently, those aren’t good sounds, it could happen to anyone.

The funny thing in all this is the guy filming lecturing them on their job, wasting their time explaining themselves, because they are Canadian, if this was anywhere else, motherfuckers would get shot.

If you don’t like that cop video – here’s one of some car avoiding a cop in the funniest way

Posted in:Videos