I don’t know if this is a legit story, but it makes for a good viral video concept, because people get really fucking mad when they see 8 or 9 year old kids getting drunk in public like they are fucking homeless…this happened in New Zealand and I don’t really care about the follow-up story because I am convinced it’s fully staged…but if it’s not…pretty amazing…but not as amazing as when I was fucking hookers and doing speed at 9. Beers is for amateurs.

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Gas huffing homeless natives is an ongoing stereotype that I guess stems from their inability to handle booze, resorting to gas to get fucked up or whatever, so seeing a dude drinking or huffing gas is really not all that shocking, the world is fucked up and people do fucked up things, but the way this motherfucker walks up to the gas pump like it’s a bar, pours his own drink, and chugs the shit like he’s Clint Eastwood in a cowboy movie, I’m talking full fucking swag on, shit makes me want to take up Gas drinking, it’s fucking funny.

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Here’s a silly video of a bull throwing a girl around like he owns her…you know like he’s her pimp and she hasn’t paid up…or like he saved her from a bus shelter and gave her a good life and she owes him for life…kinda thing…it made me laugh..cuz I like when Animals attack…

If you don’t like that, here’s a video of how I feel every time I turn on the radio…and I hear a Katy Perry Song.

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They say that Gas Sniffing is bad for tweens who can’t legally buy booze, but can legally buy cans of toxic aerosol chemicals…

I say it’s pretty fucking funny to watch…on so many levels, from how idiotic a bitch has to be to get into this shit, thinking it’s a good idea, when it is only really a good idea when you’re practically homeless and can’t afford actual drugs…but more importantly, how good it is to see her fall from the stairs…

Sure I am more into teens being slutty on the internet, but I figure this is a solid gateway activity to that…it burns off them brain cells proper…

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There’s something magical about Russia.

It’s not their policy on the Gays, because I like lesbians even though they don’t like me, and more importantly, I don’t care who or what a motherfucker sticks his dick inside….

It is the fact that they have some hot born in communist women you would assume were built in a war camp basement lab somewhere outside Chernobyl after the nuclear meltdown, up on some super hero shit that for some reason led to a surplus of hot women, leaving some exported as wives, others as escorts and cam girls, and other as top models…all without souls because communism steals souls….not that they are communist anymore, but you get what I am saying…and that is that the people of Russia are fucking wild and do crazy shit always involving vodka…so much fucking vodka like this guy who decided to stick his head through a window and not really be able to pull out…funny right.

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I don’t really like posting videos of some Autistic kid who seems to live in hell getting beaten up by his 27-year-old therapist….

I don’t there is much entertainment value to that, even though I think I am autistic and highly entertaining in my disconnected, soulless ways…

And sometimes I like to tease people like Jenny McCarthy for having tainted wombs thanks to all the cum they’ve had inside them in launching their careers that their babies come out with developmental issues…

But this shit, of a man named Stephen Jacobs, coming into the home of a poor helpless 3 year old…where he proceeds to beat him…needs to be seen by as many people as possible, so that one, this kind of job becomes more regulated, two, so that parents don’t leave their kids home alone with strangers, and three, that Stephen Jacobs gets what he fucking deserves…sodomized in prison everyday until he dies of internal bleeding…

So pass this around…

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Here’s a too cool for school idiot being filmed smoking his cigarette like he’s fucking James Dean…no not FUCKING James Dean, but you get what I am saying, he’s some clown motherfucker who wants people to think he’s hard, so he sits on the train tracks, not phased by the train coming at him…he’s all like “come at me bro”…you know the kind of kid you’d want to beat up, or at least get hit by the train to lose a limb to learn a lesson…but if he did get run the fuck over for being an idiot, his whole town would mourn, instead of call him out for being a fucking idiot who deserved it…

All this to say, smoking is bad.

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If you ask any Asian, they will admit that they can’t hold their liquor, but for some reason, I think the hippie feminist uptight cunts who come to this site, will say that this post is racist…but the fact is that I have got drunk around Asians enough to know that Asians can’t hold their Liquor, and that would be a good thing, if Asian girls gave me the time of day, but they don’t because I don’t speak in binary code…0 and 1s motherfucking robot aliens…

All this to say, this kind of video is the shit I love.

If you don’t like that – here’s some Asians rockin’ the car dealership..

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Here is video of some idiot fan at an A$AP Rocky show in Perth Australia on New Years eve…falling from the rafters that he probably shouldn’t have climbed up onto in the first place, but it’s New Year Eve bro, let’s make shit epic, especially when fuelled on Booze and Molly, I mean pain doesn’t exist…

I hate to say it, but any idiot in this situation deserves it….but they do deserve it…I mean what a fucking idiot.

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