I don’t know about you, but this youtube video from last year got me in the Christmas spirit, but in my defense, I am always in the Christmas spirit because everyday I wake up is a christmas miracle, because based on the shit I put in my body, I should probably be dead….and maybe I am….but I do know one thing…I am not dead enough to love trashy girls in trashy rooms with no asses making softcore dancing porn on youtube…

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Toddler VS Train Tracks

Kid VS Electric Pole

Drunk in Poland

Chicago Woman WHo Thinks She’s a Car

Man Gets Run Over By Truck

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K Mart is being clever in their marketing, because they are K Mart, and no one gives a fuck about K-Mart, and if they do, they probably are too poor to have a computer to see their clever marketing campaigns, but they did throw something out there that’s a little more aggressive than the white trash ghetto bullshit you would assume they reach, unless you’re like me and you find pregnancy in general to be pretty ghetto…it’s like “bitch couldn’t afford the abortion”…right?

That said, pregnant girls dancing gets me in the Christmas spirt…because I know they didn’t get pregnant by me…

Speaking of ready to drop porn – here’s a Kourtney Kardashian showing her tits…because she’s a Kardashian and they’re whores..K-Mart grade whores…because the people who shop at K-Mart made them…

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Honk if You Want Me To Squirt

Hot To Pick Up a Girl

Have you Had Sex with the Woman in New Orleans Who Stabbed Two Random Men

THis Crazy Fucker Beats a Dude with a Shovel

Don’t Kiss the Priest

The Little Kid Who Smokes

THe Football Bet Losing Win

My Kind of WOman

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Thief Drop Kicks a Woman Carrying an Infant

Drunk Guy Passes Out in the Middle of the Street

Father Uses Kid to Unlock the Door

Pug Takes a Bath

Topless Protestors…

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Slap Of the Day

Naked Man Tries Raping a Woman…

Real Life Police Academy

Mickey Rourke Boxing…

Chinese Dance Class

Skinny Guy Tries to Throw Fat Girl in the Water

Texas Cops Choke Hold Some Chick…

Girl Taking a Piss

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Virgin Losers everywhere, you’ve probably already seen this, because this is what you consider your religion, Star Wars….

Now, I hate this shit…a lot, and I always have had a hard time understanding the people who are into it, but I still feel obligated to post it, knowing that anyone who reads this site, doesn’t have sex and is probably all about this shit…it’s an institution…that I don’t agree with and that made George Lucas stupid rich…by manipulating weak and easy to trick desperate idiots…

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Black Friday is some dumb shit…

All you idiots who actually participate in Black Friday for some bullshit sale on bullshit product you don’t need…deserve to be made a fool of on the internet…because if you don’t pay retail price, you may be a smart shopper, but you look pretty insane and/or retarded doing it….idiots everywhere.

….No One Wants Food on Black Friday

Last TV!

Ferguson or Black Friday

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Racist of the Day

Chick Beats up a Dude

The Man Doesn’t Want a Parking Ticket…

Grandma Fight Bank Robber

Mom and Child Hit By Car…Use the Sidewalk

Man Gets Punched for Spitting on Bus Floor

Angry Fat Kid

Crazy Man Stabs Customer Service Girl

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I am not thankful for armpits or armpit hair, even though I know it is a fetish. I am also not thankful for new age feminists, who don’t really understand feminism, because they weren’t alive when gender roles were actually one-sided, even if women theoretically get paid less than men for the same job, I call bullshit, because I’ve been living off my wife’s checks for years…

Meaning, you’re all a bunch of entitled babies, looking to be politically correct and boring, causing dumb controversy, by dying your armpits blue like the misguided fuck that you are…

It’s like “I’m a feminist, women’s rights, I’ll fuck 12 dudes in a row on a porn set, then dye my armpits blue, Girl Power”…not that this girl is a pornstar, she’s just an idiot…

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