Man Feeding Banana
Parrot Sleeps Upside Down
Pit Bull Wants to be Picked Up
French Bulldog Wants to be Held By Dad
Bear Looking for Snacks
Old Man on a Tiny Bike
Seagull Takes Sandwich
2021
17
Sep
2021
16
Sep
I don’t really know why I am feeling pretty sad about Norm Macdonald’s death, since I don’t have emotions….blame autism.
I usually think celebrity deaths are part of their performance, for some celebs the best part of their performance, you know that final curtain…
I also don’t get upset about death or take it too seriously because that’s the whole beauty of living, never knowing when it will end, so not being prepared for that end, is pretty idiotic…and not keeping that in mind, like it’s actually a GIFT knowing you will die, because it forces you to not take too much too seriously, because it ultimately doesn’t fucking matter and anxiety, stress, work, drama, just disappears….
For whatever reason, our culture is so chicken shit of death, narcissists just want to live forever, we’re trained to fear it, but I am sure there are other cultures out there who embrace it….without fear…and probably live more fulfilling lives….not that I am trying to make this a death post where I preach to you about how you should feel about death, I don’t fucking care, fear it all you want, pretend you’ll live forever or that you’re invincible all you want…it doesn’t matter.
What does matter is that Norm Macdonald was a brilliant comic and I am not just saying that because he’s from Canada, I don’t care about that shit…what I do care about is that he was totally underrated, but was still a comic’s comic….I was on his wikipedia, a reliable source….and it went into how he got fired from Weekend Update for offending the head of NBC by calling OJ Simpson a murderer and other insane jokes…which is why the people loved him….and after SNL…the same team and NBC tried to silence him from promoting his movies because I guess they hated him that much, which means he was SOMEONE worth listening to.
You know, someone who said what he felt, didn’t care about getting sued, was brave….and even later in his career called out the idiotic #MeToo movement only to get cancelled from Jimmy Fallon, his predecessor on update’s late night Cuck Party….because NOT EVERYONE can not give a fuck.
In the above video, Norm, who played Kramer in Man on the Moon with Jim Carrey, got to have lunch on the Psycho set with Jim Carrey where they pranked him.
Jim Carrey posted this on his twitter and I thought it was some feel good energy….RIP NORM!
This was Jim Carrey’s caption:
During the filming of ‘Man On The Moon’, Norm MacDonald came to join me as Andy Kauffman for a lunch on the real porch of the ‘Psycho’ house at Universal and was scare pranked by another famous Norman…
Long live Norm MacDonald!
Posted in:Videos
2021
16
Sep
You know what they say, even dudes who get the hottest pussy are bored of the hottest pussy, especially if that pussy is 100 years old and you had it when it was 25 years old…and you didn’t really want it again…but it sort of fell in your lap and allowed you to reposition yourself from the drunk guy who fucks the barely instagram model who did playboy once…
But you know what they say, when you’re in a staged relationship because you are an actor, even if your relationship is a real relationship, it’s still acting cuz you’re an actor…your true colors can come shining through…Actually, I don’t think they say anything about that…
Now I don’t know who Affleck is rolling up on, but it gives off pure street hooker vibes, even though it’s probably just a neighbor or friend, I’m far more into pushing the rumor because J.Lo getting cheated on is the best joke ever because you know she thinks she’s the ULTIMATE…which is why she keeps going, keeps producing, keeps trying to elevate herself and earn, because YOU can never have ENOUGH….even though all stuff she’s striving for doesn’t make her any less empty of a person…
Not that I know J.Lo…I mean she could be the most down to earth, talented, angel just trying to save the world one dance move at a time….but I still like seeing Affleck seemingly creeping on other girls…even if he’s not…and I use “I still like” very loosely since I don’t fucking care about any of this nonsense…
Posted in:Videos
2021
16
Sep
2021
14
Sep
Here’s a fucking crazy story…
The Van Life is one of the hottest trends that’s happened in the last 4-5 years but really hot in the last 2 years since the pandemic happened, where people outfit vans into mini condos and drive around the country for their youtube and social media. A lot of them get paid doing it because it’s a fun and adventurous life..
Well this girl, Gabby Petito decided to do the whole nomad thing, but 2 months into the van life dream, she disappeared.
The boyfriend, a guy named Brian Laundrie returned home with the van, hired a lawyer, isn’t cooperating with the police….
Now the question is – is Gabby Petito staging a viral stunt to get those followers, you know being a van life influencer is a competitive market now that so many people are doing it….
Or did her boyfriend murder her, or abandon her in some off grid location, because living in a van with a girl sounds like a fucking nightmare to anyone who has met a girl, especially a “content creator” who is trying to monetize with that Youtube Money…
But seeing a cute influencer disappear is a tragedy, why couldn’t this have been a Kardashian…right…
I’m a true crime reporter now…and the moral of the story is NEVER TRUST AN INSTAGRAM BOYFRIEND…real men don’t need social media….
I guess the life lesson is don’t go on adventures, don’t be an influencer, don’t be a content creator, don’t travel, stay inside and live vicariously through social media…virtual reality…you know in order to truly LIVE…
If you have any information, or have seen her or someone like her, I have no idea who you should report it to….but you’ll figure it out.
2021
14
Sep
2021
13
Sep
Porch Thief….
Dog Wearing Glasses at the Beach
Angry Karen VS The Door
Guy Hit Camera with Golf Club
Squirrels in the Luggage
Homeless Guy Breaks into Home
Wedding Party Can’t Gt the Rings
Girl Fills Her Car Up with Diesel – Idiot
Woman Goes Off!
Neighbor wants the Baking Soda