If you know me, you’ll know that I hate at least two things, Fat Chicks and Dance Videos…

I hate fat chicks for a lot of reasons, not limited to being married to one and forced to experience all that is bad about them, from smells, to digestion, to health issues, to laziness, to victimhood on a daily basis for the last 20 fucking years….but I feel like that’s a good indicator and support to why I hate fat chicks….and the normalization of fat chicks being hot…what a fucking farce…

I hate dance videos because dancing is fucking stupid, mindless, embarrassing, bullshit that used to get marketed as something freeing, liberating, just you and your tribal self connected to the sounds, at least when on Ecstasy at a party, but still, fucking lame…

Then all the dance reality shows, like So You Think You Can dance surfaced and I thought, oh fuck, here we go, propaganda to make idiots even dumber than they are by getting them caught up in Dance Battles like some kids break dancing on the street…embarrassing b-boy battles but with celebrities…my god, painful, cringeworthy…

Then TikTok happened, where people went viral and got rich for bad dance, awkward dance, stupid dance, serious dance, uploading dance dance dance revolution that’s actually a digression of the minds of the PEOPLE….

I know what you’re thinking “But what about strippers”….I mean, that’s not a fair comparison to dance, because they spread their cunts and if there requires a build up, a dance, a pole, a gyrating, a fucking seizure on beat to bad music to get a spread cunt, it’s fine….that’s the only acceptable dance….

So yeah, these are a few of my least favorite things…

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Leg Day

Cowgirl

BIG STRETCH

Outfit Check

FLEXIBLE

Dumb Fucking Dance

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I don’t know why this never happens to me when I’m in stores.

I see all this content on the internet of rogue exhibitionists performing public nudity in efforts to get viral content and to not be caught….yet I’ve never been in the library sitting behind a masturbating girl. I’ve never been at Walmart buying CHEESE PUFFS where some girl gets down on all fours to put a butt plug in while her mom films her, you know the family has hopes and dreams.

Do I MALL SHOP wrong, where the sluts at!

This one is a reddit girl named Lily Flowers and her in-store nudity is so nude it deserves to be shared, to go viral, to make hopes and dreams of a fun and naked shopping experience feel attainable. If anything, they should hire her as their mascot or spokesperson.

I am a fan of this kind of extreme sport, adrenaline pumping, public nudity!

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Here’s a video that’s going viral….I mean it could be old, it could be new, it could just be the product of a drunk girl who had to pee not caring that the bathroom in which she’s peeing in has an open toilet, which may seen weird for you STALL SNOBS, but I’ve been in may bathrooms, mainly gas station bathrooms, with urinal and toilet side by side and I’ve looked at it in wonderment, thinking, if only a woman came in here to pee next to me.

They are pushing this as the benefit of Gender Neutral bathrooms, you know making friends in all the right places, with your pants literally down, but the big issue is if this open format bathroom involves shitting…..which happens to ruin everything.

We already know that gender neutral bathrooms lead to rape, sexual assault and other uncomfortable things, but it doesn’t have to.

I’ve peed in plenty of sinks at parties while girls are peeing next to me and it didn’t lead to rape, just a mocking of my micro cock, which I guess made me the vicim of sexual assault…#MeToo….

We also know that women’s bathrooms are far more vile and disgusting then men’s bathroom, as we’ve all spent our fair share of time in them.

I just don’t understand why we can’t have individual bathrooms, since going to expel our waste as a collective group is pretty intrusive to me….I mean unless there’s some hot pussy in there with me, but from my experience, it never involves hot pussy in there with me.

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Girl and the Long Hair

Gym Fit!

Outdoor Dancing

Hulla Hoop Dance

On her knees stretch…

Big Glutes

Deep Stretch…

Double the Stretch!

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Hip Mobility is Key

Goth Girlfriends Take the Wednesday Addams Dance Way too Serious

Girl Does her Outfit Check

Trashy Dancers

Dirt Bike Babe

Leg Day!

Fitness Tips

Weird Dance on the Street

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