I say this every week, but consistently fail you…..WORKOUT WEDNESDAYS is supposed to be hot girls posting slutty pics of themselves working out…

LIKE THIS:

But I guess girls aren’t going to gyms anymore, the whole COVID thing, or I’m just looking in the wrong places, so instead I focus on girls who are horny after their workouts, you know after that SWOLE or PUMP or whatever the bros are calling it…because girls, after working out, get fucking horny….it’s a scientifically proven fact and these girls, despite not working out like sluts, and some not looking like they work out even though they claim they do, they are still naked girls, so it’s a win.

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Fitness is the spice of fucking life….everything ever said about fitness has been positive…you get stronger, you look better, you live longer, you can eat shittier foods guilt free, it fights alzheimers and dementia, diabetes, heart attacks….you sleep better…you don’t need to shop at the big and tall store anymore…or pretend that you actually believe that big is beautiful and that fat people are people too…instead you can point and judge their laziness and disgustingness…fitness man…the spice of life…not that I am fit, but I do like when women are fit…and I think it is their duty to be fit, even if 50 percent of America is obese…..there’s still fit girls out there fighting the good fight to not be a statistic….I am just not one of those people…but I should be…I am just too far gone and fine with being as fat as I can be…but at least I am self aware and know that it’s gross.

This isn’t about me, this is about girls who workout, which was originally a post of girls being sluts in the gym, but as it turns out gyms are closed in a lot of places and the slutty in the gym turned into “look at my fitness body” assuming these people do fitness or just think they look fit….because that’s what it is all about…

Now some of these fitness pics are less fit than you’d want in a fitness pic, you know some 200 pound chick who is now 150 and thinks the 50 lbs weightloss means her body is fit, despite still being 150 pounds, now that she can run 5 miles without breaking a sweat…those endorphines from the workout and that muscle pump confuses them…but since they think they are fit, we’ll let them in our workout wednesday post because they are still girls being slutty the way nature intended…and probably the reasons gyms are so possible..people want to look as good as they can…for us perverts to stare at them…but don’t let them degrade you for that, don’t let them pull you down and call you a creep, making you feel bad about being that pervert…tey need us for validation…we are an integral part of the equation…we are “the audience” to their slut show…don’t let anyone tell you otherwise!

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Workout Wednesday was originally supposed to be hot fit girls working out, you know posing with their fitness equipment, using fitness as a hook or excuse for the slutty pics, because if it’s about fitness, it’s not about being in a pair of bike shorts with your pussy sniffing your own asshole claiming it’s from the YOGA….it’s about the YOGA man.

For whatever reason, it’s turned into girls who think they have hot fit bodies from fitness, and their showing off of those bodies they think are hot and fit….

I guess like the generation of Only Fans, it’s easier to get straight to the goods rather than pussyfoot around it like those other bitches…

These girls are like “I workout, I feel hot, this is my musculature, if you want to see me fuck my husband, or this suction dildo, sign up here”…..instead of “Fitness is so important, that’s why my SKINNYTEA VIBRATING MASSAGER, comes in handy” set to a pic of her in activewear with a subtle cameltoe trying to see fucking massagers….you know the influencer way.

I’ll take the internet sex workers over the internet might as well are sex workers but pretend they are GOOP…anyday…

So that’s how Workout Wednesday become less about working out and more about pussy.

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Workout Wednesday was originally supposed to be slutty girls in the gym working out and being hot, but thanks to the internet being sleazy as fuck, we’ve taken the Workout out of the equation, because sure watching girls doing fitness in their fitness gear is always fun when you’re at the gym with them, you know allowing you to creep on them to keep them motivated, while keeping you motivated to go back to the gym the next day to creep on the next girl in fitness gear…as we do…it’s the number one fitness motivator…

I know that I get called a pornographer, without producing porn and that advertisers want nothing to do with this site because it’s garbage and pervy, but the reality is that people are fucking pervy and people are posting these pics of themselves to show off their fit bodies from said fitness…

You know, ignore the journey, it’s about the destination…kind of thing….we don’t need the workout, we need to fit naked body…

So society as a whole has brought us here….I am not the ones who sourced the nudes, I was looking for hot workout pics and this is what the people gave me…

I’m the pervert for posting them, they are the empowered and celebrated for producing it….working together to continue my failing that I think is a win because fit bodies are hot naked.

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I don’t know if this is a new feature on a Wednesday, but it could be….the idea was to showcase fit girls who consider themselves fit and who like to get down with the workout in a NSFW kind of way…or pose after the workout in a NSFW kind of way because they are all fucking horny and jacked up on testosterone from doing that fitness shit…

I figure fit girls are hotter than fat girls, unless the girl is too fit, in which case she ends up looking like a fucking dude, but some of you are into that, the female body builder fetishists cuz it’s not gay since they were born with a pussy even if their clits are now the size of mini dicks you jerk off as sicking the tip…even though that sounds pretty gay…

Health and wellness motherfuckers, be the best version of yourself, you may need that fitness in the event that you end up having to fight for your life during the actual impending apocalypse…plus it makes for better nude selfies when you’ve gone some tone and tightness…so shout out to the bitches who aren’t too lazy to get fit to be their hottest because they are too lazy to get jobs and selling nudes is easier…some of these girls aren’t even that fit, just self proclaimed fit, because we live amongst delusions!

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