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2021

24

Nov

Workout Wednesday of the Day

Workout get fit…because fat bitches are disgusting to me….

I love seeing fat chicks trying to champion being fat like it’s an accomplishment, it’s like bitch, you sat on your ass and ate snack food, that’s zero fucking impressive….even though dudes will still fuck you.

Girls may not kn
ow this, but dudes will fuck any pig willing to fuck, I mean dudes fuck blow up dolls, toilet paper rolls, bags of ground meat, the crease in the bed comforter, the space between the mattress and box spring and that’s just on a Sunday afternoon…

I don’t know why they thought that getting fucked meant they were the hotties of the internet, they’re are a lot of people who aren’t hot acting like they are…it’s crazy.

The point is, not all girls are monsters, fat girls trying to mooch or get the same set up as girls who actually deserve it because it is the participation prize era of people thinking they don’t need to be hot, or good at something, but should get what the person who is hot or good at it….it’s CRIMINAL…

The other point is being healthy, being fit is the best thing you can do for yourself, but if you’re a lazy fuck like me, watching bitches be fit is pretty great while we all wait to die from obesity related diseases which for the record is PROVEN SCIENCE…even a lot of those COVID deaths were obesity deaths not COVID deaths…they just don’t tell you that because you won’t get vaccinated or some other bullshit from oppressive power hungry meanies…

Anyway…fitness bitches to motivate you to like fit bitches and make fat bitches feel inadequate for not being fit…just cuz you fuck em doesn’t mean they’re good…it means they are there…but if they got off their asses and took care of themselves….they could be great…world is their oyster shit….so TELL the fatties in your life to SALAD DOWN and do some sit ups.


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2021

17

Nov

Workout Wednesday of the Day

If you’re not taking your health seriously right now, but instead just eating your chemical enhanced foods and drinking your chemical enhanced water, you’re probably a fucking mindless shill idiot with no real lust for life, basically doing what you can for instant gratification, as you wait to die….

Which reminds me of a meme I was sent of an Obese Lady on a motorized scooter that read “on my way for my 8th shot because I take my health seriously”..

Which reminds me of all these plus sized models who pretend that they are healthy and that obesity is not unhealthy despite everything we’ve ever known, because the lie makes them feel good…and the lie makes fat fucks everywhere, and there are a lot of them feel good too…because if you’re being lied to in efforts to massage things that scare you, that you wish were true, it’s easier to accept as truth…because you want it to be true….meanwhile fat fucks put the biggest strain on the health care industry….

Fat is fucking bad for you, it makes you sick, chronically sick…and you’ll be more inclined to eat high sugary shitty nutrient void foods as you sit and stream…it’s basically what they want and expect out of you.

More importantly, fat just isn’t hot….while fitness, which takes work is….

Which is why I put this WEED WEDNESDAY shit together, use hot chicks doing fitness, or showing off their fitness as a motivator to either get fit, or jerk off to fit girls, instead of fat girls, because we need to destroy the stigma that BIG IS BEAUTIFUL…because it fucking isn’t.

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2021

10

Nov

Workout Wednesday of the Day

Fitness saves lives, so if you’re not trying to get fit, you don’t give a fuck about your health.

I’d argue that most pople don’t give a fuck about their health, no matter how many masks you see out there, being a lazy slob is far more rewarding in the short term because you don’t have to work up a sweat, it just sort of happens as your heart struggles to pump blood through your fatness.

I know that the science says that fatness will be the biggest strain on the healthcare system, yet here they are still making all the worst foods available, like they want people sick and near death….I wonder why they’d want that.

These girls are heroes, in that they workout, or believe in fitness, knowing it makes them look and probably feel far better…

I like to think they are doing it so we don’t have to, since we are not….

I also like to think that the bitches at the gym are the only real reason you’d want to go to the gym, the motivator which is why they make girl only gyms…those FUNKILLERS…

Luckily, when you’re fit, you want to share it with the world, endorphines or some shit, reward for the hard work people have been told they don’t need to bother putting in for themselves, because there are pills for that….

So here’s a bunch of hot fitness girls being RACY….to celebrate HEALTH AND WELLNESS.


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2021

03

Nov

Workout Wednesday of the Day

Working out is Great at least when you’re a half naked chick doing it half naked, which I guess is what you see in all the gyms, and hence the reason any dude would go to a gym, at least a decade ago before everyone was gay, or trying to get abs for their instagram selfie as if they were gay.

I do know that fitness leads to a better life on all fronts, it also helps you fight COVID and survive. The real crisis is America is fat fucks eating all the FOOD…there’s a supply shortage….and I guess they also put strain on the healthcare industry but if they are too fat, sick and weak to fight, you can fucking manipulate them and take their money. Poor fatties, they don’t stand a chance.

As a fat fuck married to a fat chick, I know first hand that fat fucking sucks, but working out takes effort, and when you’re fat, you don’t have any of that.

So that’s why I get my fitness from staring at hot chicks doing fitness in slutty ways, or showing off their fit bodies they are motivated to keep fit, since life is digital and money is made from nudes…they are no longer pure and innocent masturbation material, they’re just transactional.

What I am saying is, hot chicks working out, or being fit, is motivating enough to get some fitness on the brain, and who knows, maybe if you got in on their program, you’d get fit enough to get girls too…IT COULD HAPPEN…stranger things have happened.

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2021

27

Oct

Workout Wednesday of the Day

GET FIT motherfuckers, or watch girls using fitness as an angle to show off their hotness, BOTH work in their own way to get that heart beat up like it as an adverse vaccine reaction….HOT PUSSY WORKING OUT GIVES ME MYOCARDITIS LIKE IT WAS PFIZER…

We all know that being fit is the key to a strong immune system, and having a strong immune system means that you’ve got some armor against whatever bio weapon they throw at you, at least until they get more aggressive and start pushing seriously deathly viruses on us, which they will…that’s the ERA…

We may know that being fit makes for a better quality of life and all that shit, you know fitting into a plane seat or not breaking a chair in a restaurant is just the tip of the fucking icerberg…

But that doesn’t mean we have what it takes to get fit….or to bother, because maybe dying sooner than necessary is the real answer, why have a lust to win when you’re just a useless eater.

Luckily, we have girls who workout and who are into producing sexual content around their workouts…so we can feel healthy by extension of their hard work…

The chicks are really the only reason to go to the gym, also a good reason to become trans, so you can go to the locker room at the gym, to see them in the showers, like we want to…and deserve to…because we are WOMEN too…at least when we hit the gym…

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2021

20

Oct

Workout Wednesday of the Day

Stay Fit!

As you probably know, people don’t actually give a fuck about their health, because they don’t respect their bodies…..they may pretend to be into health as they yell at you about how you should treat your own body, at leas when it comes to the pandemic you’ve lived through and are still living through…WEAR A MASK, TAKE AN EXPERIMENTAL MEDICINE THAT COULD KILL YOU SINCE THEY DON’T KNOW LONGTERM EFFECTS…social distance, you know the fucking fear mongering and propaganda that is not supported by any of their own data, or most doctors working the front line…but whatever…

So these motherfuckers who eat dog shit take out, fast food, hormone enhanced GMO, poison that fucks their bodies….and feeds their diseases, parasites, other issues….THROW SUGAR ON IT….it tastes so good….

And these motherfuckers don’t do fitness, don’t take supplements, don’t believe in natural remedies, or logical remedies…they literally HATE their bodies, and are killing themselves in a long drawn out unhealthy and medicated way, but act like they have a right to tell you how to live….AWESOME….

To make shit worse, if you tell a fat fuck to workout, even though the fat fucks are screaming at you to put your mask over your nose, but if you tell a fat fuck to hit the gym, lose 60 lbs, eat better…it’s a hate crime….

I’ve seen pics of the beach in 1970 vs the beach now and let me tell you…we are a fucking GROSS piggish sick and lazy society….and I AM A FAT FUCK too…but I’m not here saying anything but NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED, willing to risk being called a misogynist who objectifies women, and who is not BODY positive, as I promote health….

BEING FAT KILLS, if you want to LIVE, and if you are as scared of dying as you pretend to be of COVID, don’t worry, you’re more at risk being fat, and will die because you’re fat, fatty.

Now have another donut, while I stare at chicks who workout being slutty, like they all do at the gym, with their erotic fitness posing in tight slutty fitness apparel…


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2021

13

Oct

Workout Wednesday of the Day

If you’re on the internet you’ll see a lot of fit people not into getting the vaccine because they take care of themselves, you know diet and exercise and supplements before supplements get banned because they don’t want people healthy….and you’ll see a few fit people who got the vaccine dying of heart inflammation…or at least getting sick with heart inflammation….and no longer able to bike, run, workout, or play their professional sports…all for a virus that barely kills anyone….

On the flip side of that, you’ll see a lot of unfit, fat fuck, even disgusting people telling you to get the shot for your health as they eat their fast food burgers like the pigs that they are….

One of the best memes I’ve seen is the Public Health Rulers of the world all looking like piles of sick and unhealthy alien shit….

It’s one of those confuse the public, tell them inflation is good for the economy, even though it makes you poorer than you already are….tell them that war is peaceful….that evil is good…the criminals are heroes who deserve statues while historical figures are bad because they represent colonialism and that’s bad…tell them that the sky is green not blue for people to not trust their own brains because they don’t have brains they just got that frequency right….

It’s weird mind manipulation that is studied and perfected mind manipulation…TRUST THE SCIENCE, BELIEVE THE SCIENCE, LISTEN TO THE TV DOCTORS….and the science says fat fucks die of this virus, so don’t be a fat fuck, and if you’re into being a fat fuck and not scared of dying, or so scared of dying you’re paralyzed and forced to eat cake watching streaming platforms like you’re having a camp-out at home….at least expose yourself to fitness from hot fit chicks being fit because fit chicks are better than the alternative…

These are this week’s fit chicks to inspire you to normalize fit girls so you can benchmark all the fat chicks you know against them…because normalizing fat has been one of the worst trends we’ve had.

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2021

07

Oct

Workout Wednesday on a Thursday of the Day

Whether we’re going into a food shortage, supply shortage, real pandemic, fake pandemic, natural disaster or not, you’ll probably handle it better if you’re fit…because fitness, based on actual science, keeps people alive longer, fights of disease and most of the people who died of COVID, assuming any of those numbers were true…were lazy fat fucks…

Clearly they want society to be lazy fat fucks, for many reasons, like control….cuz lazy fat fucks are too lazy and fat to do anything about it…so if you’re a lazy fat fuck, get off your ass and do a fucking push up, and get yourself fit, because fitness could save you…and give you a better life because of it…

I guess you can just stock up on food since you’re fat and use that food to find a fit woman to do the work for you like the king you are, maybe get three of them to carry your fat ass around…I don’t know…but I do know that if you do decide to get fit, to save your life and have a better life, the biggest motivation will be the fit bitches at the gym being fit in their slutty outfits…

Either way, fit chicks are hotter than unfit chicks, and chicks being fit, and slutty, is hot…

This was for yesterday, but you’re getting it today.

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2021

29

Sep

Workout Wednesday of the Day

Workouts are critical…now more than ever since most of the deaths that are being seen from the COVID ward are people with high blood pressure, diabetes, and other obesity related shit…because as we’ve all been told our entire lives…I mean I was born in the 70s and even then they’d tell my handler I had 5-15 pounds to lose…which at 40 pounds was half my body weight in fat….50% full of fatness…probably worse now…

So if you’re into living and having a better quality of life…maybe into trying new outdoor sports like hiking, or rock climbing, or just staying healthy to fuck better, as if people fuck you, but maybe they would if you were more fit you slob….

If you’re like me and fine with being lazy, passive, a useless stain of streaming garbage content on the regular basis because real life is far less fulfilling than staring at a wall waiting to die….

Then you’ll be happy to know why these girls are doing it so you don’t have to…and that’s basically the only real value with the gym, or really any aspect of life…THE BITCHES!!

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2021

22

Sep

Workout Wednesday of the Day

I am sure the experts would argue that you should probably workout every day and in my not so expert opinion I’ll say that people are fat as shit as they live in their pods eating shitty fast food instead of real foods because real food is healthy and fast food and junk food is corporate owned and there are shareholders to keep happy…so fuck going to self sufficient farmers with their high quality organic nutrient rich foods…that’s crazy talk….get some toxic shit…delivered to your door for a fee because you’re too lazy to get out there and get it for yourself you sick fuck…

Imagine what your ancestors who had to work the land to feed the family, you know hard working people, would say about your life choices you greedy, lazy fucking pig…

Anyway, I don’t do fitness and I am a fat fuck who eats basically dog shit food on the regular, but at least I am aware of it…at least I know that fat kills, which is why I married my wife, never expected her to last 25 years…but she did…

I also know that I take the “NO MASK” approach to life, only instead of masks, I “No Fat Chicks” allowed…the right kind of discrimination…

So here are some fit chicks being fit to remind you that even if you don’t work out, fit chicks are hotter than the alternative, let’s celebrate them for their athleticism and ability to ride fat lazy guy dick assuming they still work with all those cormorbidities….

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