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2021

29

Dec

Workout Wednesday of the Day

Throughout the pandemic, the people who the media played off as being conspiracy theorists have been saying shit like “if they actually cared about health, why is everyone in America a fat sick fuck”…they’ve had 30 or 40 years of health decline that they’ve encouraged….even normalizing fat influencers to confuse fat people into thinking it is ok to be fat…NO LONGER shamed…CYBER BULLY…

But yeah, they’ve done all these HEALTH MEASURES that were arguably never about health, you know eating well, working out and all that other shit that we know make people healthy, but ignore for ourselves…

Earlier today, I saw that ABC or some other shit news organization had a headline like “the benefits of healhty diet and exercise in fighting COVID”…like where were they day one in March 2020 when people dove into BAKING….only now to admit that fat fucks are dying of this shit more than healthy fucks..,because OBVIOUSLY.

ANYWAY….fitness is good, fitness makes better life and if you’re fine with dying because you feel dead anyway…do what I do and watch hot chicks be slutty and fit, because they are our only hope for our “NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED” policy….because being fat, despite being celebrated, is barely impressive….as it requires sitting on your ass and eating all day like a slob…

So I support fitness.

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2021

22

Dec

Workout Wednesday of the Day

I wouldn’t say that I am the object of fucking health and wellness, this is hardly a blog about getting GAINS or 6-pack abs or other shit that fat fucks shouldn’t have an opinion on…I’m just here for the tits…

But I will say that 90 percent of the people I know who got the experimental shot, who are scared shitless of COVID, who don’t know any of the actual data, who want more lockdowns because being a sub to the people at the top is their fetish….are not into health and wellness.

I am sure you’ve seen the memes of all the MONSTER health officials around the world who all look like they are demons about to die or eat your babies….convincing me that this is an ALIEN invasion….because they aren’t human or if they were once human…their brains aren’t anymore….

I am also sure you’ve seen fat fuck memes of fat girls after their shot advocating for health…

Then there’s the memes about fast food being essential, gyms being non essential, coupled with historic industrialization of foods people think are healthy, but actually make them sick….

IF THEY CARED ABOUT YOUR HEALTH…they’d give everyone vitamins, good foods, and gym access…but that’s not what they do…because they don’t care about health…

It is well documented at this point that fat kills, even with COVID, fat people fall harder than the non fat, so if you’re not taking care of your health, working out, eating well, while ADVOCATING people follow rules that don’t make sense like MASKS, SOCIAL DISTANCING, CURFEWS and LOCKDOWNS, VACCINE PASSPORTS, etc….than you’re a piece of shit…

If you’re not taking care of your health, working out, eating well while NOT caring about dying of COVID, then at least look at fit bitches doing it, to feel part of the SOLUTION not the problem…

Fitness is for overly ambitious people, I get it….BUT THAT doesn’t mean we can’t stare at their tits…..while ignoring WALMART looking white girls in XXXL spandex trying to tell us how to live, when clearly their lives are fucking miserable…

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2021

15

Dec

Workout Wednesday of the Day

In these dark times…where the media is pushing DEATH on us all fucking day every fucking day because I guess they get better ratings when everyone is stuck at home not able to leave for HEALTH….

FUNNY THEY CARE about your HEALTH now, that should be suspicious considering they’ve never offered anyone free gym memberships or free vegetable boxes from the local farmer…WHY IS THAT…I don’t know…IT IS ABOUT YOUR HEALTH…..put this mask on…

Anyway, what I am trying to say is fat fucks die faster, die harder, so fitness by definition should help you, unless you die doing said fitness, so maybe it’s just safer to sit this one out…I AM HERE IF YOU NEED ME BOYS…but I get my fitness watching girls in skimpy clothing to fitness.

YES.

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2021

08

Dec

Workout Wednesday of the Day

Fitness is better than fatness, so even if there’s fatness, if it’s doing fitness, it’s hotter than if it was sitting on the couch drinking a big gulp, bag of chips, or baked goods….even if that’s what it does when it is not doing fitness as a reward for doing fitness as most fat people do.

The fact is that fit life is a better life, a healthier life, a more exciting life….filled with life changing experiences….while fat is just sick, lazy, tired, and sloth-like….you’re given one body, treat it like a temple…plus with viruses and wars and inflation and food shortages…fitness may be your answer to not die.

If you’re not into that whole thing, but more into being a fat fuck while the bitches you jerk off to aren’t, you can still appreciate fitness…in the form of girls being hot and slutty while doing it…

I celebrate fitness, by staring at fit bitches being fit in skimpy clothing…..and here’s a fitness round-up to inspire you fools.

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2021

01

Dec

Workout Wednesday of the Day

We live in an era where everything is based on health…it’s for your health…so follow the rules…HEALTH, HEALTH, HEALTH….meanwhile, we are the fattest we’ve ever been, maybe global warming isn’t the issue, I mean obviously I know that’s a huge scam, but if there’s any real issue, maybe it’s that the earth is getting too fucking heavy with all the fat people, like a plane in the Bahamas overloaded, we are all going to die…

So the army is showing up at people’s houses to force vaccinate them from a virus less deadly than the flu…FOR YOUR HEALTH…and the people who do comply are rewarded a cookie….

I saw some stat that since 1968, chronic illness has gone from 6% of people to 58 percent of the population, or 52 percent of the population, I don’t remember stats, but I know it was more than half the population is sick.

I also saw some stat that the people who did die of COVID weren’t just an average age of 84, but also had chronic illness, and were fat fucks…

Not so surprisingly, actual health isn’t really in the cards, rewards for working out or weightloss….maybe a ban on poison in the water and foods, fucking with people’s hormones….it’s almost like they want us SICK….

So do like I do and think fit, by looking at bitches who still want to be fit, even though fat chicks are acting like they are hot not being fit, since dudes fuck em anyway….but these girls don’t want to be an “anyway”….and like those days being kicked out of the gym for awkward boners..fit girls being fit are hot.

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2021

24

Nov

Workout Wednesday of the Day

Workout get fit…because fat bitches are disgusting to me….

I love seeing fat chicks trying to champion being fat like it’s an accomplishment, it’s like bitch, you sat on your ass and ate snack food, that’s zero fucking impressive….even though dudes will still fuck you.

Girls may not kn
ow this, but dudes will fuck any pig willing to fuck, I mean dudes fuck blow up dolls, toilet paper rolls, bags of ground meat, the crease in the bed comforter, the space between the mattress and box spring and that’s just on a Sunday afternoon…

I don’t know why they thought that getting fucked meant they were the hotties of the internet, they’re are a lot of people who aren’t hot acting like they are…it’s crazy.

The point is, not all girls are monsters, fat girls trying to mooch or get the same set up as girls who actually deserve it because it is the participation prize era of people thinking they don’t need to be hot, or good at something, but should get what the person who is hot or good at it….it’s CRIMINAL…

The other point is being healthy, being fit is the best thing you can do for yourself, but if you’re a lazy fuck like me, watching bitches be fit is pretty great while we all wait to die from obesity related diseases which for the record is PROVEN SCIENCE…even a lot of those COVID deaths were obesity deaths not COVID deaths…they just don’t tell you that because you won’t get vaccinated or some other bullshit from oppressive power hungry meanies…

Anyway…fitness bitches to motivate you to like fit bitches and make fat bitches feel inadequate for not being fit…just cuz you fuck em doesn’t mean they’re good…it means they are there…but if they got off their asses and took care of themselves….they could be great…world is their oyster shit….so TELL the fatties in your life to SALAD DOWN and do some sit ups.


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2021

17

Nov

Workout Wednesday of the Day

If you’re not taking your health seriously right now, but instead just eating your chemical enhanced foods and drinking your chemical enhanced water, you’re probably a fucking mindless shill idiot with no real lust for life, basically doing what you can for instant gratification, as you wait to die….

Which reminds me of a meme I was sent of an Obese Lady on a motorized scooter that read “on my way for my 8th shot because I take my health seriously”..

Which reminds me of all these plus sized models who pretend that they are healthy and that obesity is not unhealthy despite everything we’ve ever known, because the lie makes them feel good…and the lie makes fat fucks everywhere, and there are a lot of them feel good too…because if you’re being lied to in efforts to massage things that scare you, that you wish were true, it’s easier to accept as truth…because you want it to be true….meanwhile fat fucks put the biggest strain on the health care industry….

Fat is fucking bad for you, it makes you sick, chronically sick…and you’ll be more inclined to eat high sugary shitty nutrient void foods as you sit and stream…it’s basically what they want and expect out of you.

More importantly, fat just isn’t hot….while fitness, which takes work is….

Which is why I put this WEED WEDNESDAY shit together, use hot chicks doing fitness, or showing off their fitness as a motivator to either get fit, or jerk off to fit girls, instead of fat girls, because we need to destroy the stigma that BIG IS BEAUTIFUL…because it fucking isn’t.

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2021

10

Nov

Workout Wednesday of the Day

Fitness saves lives, so if you’re not trying to get fit, you don’t give a fuck about your health.

I’d argue that most pople don’t give a fuck about their health, no matter how many masks you see out there, being a lazy slob is far more rewarding in the short term because you don’t have to work up a sweat, it just sort of happens as your heart struggles to pump blood through your fatness.

I know that the science says that fatness will be the biggest strain on the healthcare system, yet here they are still making all the worst foods available, like they want people sick and near death….I wonder why they’d want that.

These girls are heroes, in that they workout, or believe in fitness, knowing it makes them look and probably feel far better…

I like to think they are doing it so we don’t have to, since we are not….

I also like to think that the bitches at the gym are the only real reason you’d want to go to the gym, the motivator which is why they make girl only gyms…those FUNKILLERS…

Luckily, when you’re fit, you want to share it with the world, endorphines or some shit, reward for the hard work people have been told they don’t need to bother putting in for themselves, because there are pills for that….

So here’s a bunch of hot fitness girls being RACY….to celebrate HEALTH AND WELLNESS.


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2021

03

Nov

Workout Wednesday of the Day

Working out is Great at least when you’re a half naked chick doing it half naked, which I guess is what you see in all the gyms, and hence the reason any dude would go to a gym, at least a decade ago before everyone was gay, or trying to get abs for their instagram selfie as if they were gay.

I do know that fitness leads to a better life on all fronts, it also helps you fight COVID and survive. The real crisis is America is fat fucks eating all the FOOD…there’s a supply shortage….and I guess they also put strain on the healthcare industry but if they are too fat, sick and weak to fight, you can fucking manipulate them and take their money. Poor fatties, they don’t stand a chance.

As a fat fuck married to a fat chick, I know first hand that fat fucking sucks, but working out takes effort, and when you’re fat, you don’t have any of that.

So that’s why I get my fitness from staring at hot chicks doing fitness in slutty ways, or showing off their fit bodies they are motivated to keep fit, since life is digital and money is made from nudes…they are no longer pure and innocent masturbation material, they’re just transactional.

What I am saying is, hot chicks working out, or being fit, is motivating enough to get some fitness on the brain, and who knows, maybe if you got in on their program, you’d get fit enough to get girls too…IT COULD HAPPEN…stranger things have happened.

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2021

27

Oct

Workout Wednesday of the Day

GET FIT motherfuckers, or watch girls using fitness as an angle to show off their hotness, BOTH work in their own way to get that heart beat up like it as an adverse vaccine reaction….HOT PUSSY WORKING OUT GIVES ME MYOCARDITIS LIKE IT WAS PFIZER…

We all know that being fit is the key to a strong immune system, and having a strong immune system means that you’ve got some armor against whatever bio weapon they throw at you, at least until they get more aggressive and start pushing seriously deathly viruses on us, which they will…that’s the ERA…

We may know that being fit makes for a better quality of life and all that shit, you know fitting into a plane seat or not breaking a chair in a restaurant is just the tip of the fucking icerberg…

But that doesn’t mean we have what it takes to get fit….or to bother, because maybe dying sooner than necessary is the real answer, why have a lust to win when you’re just a useless eater.

Luckily, we have girls who workout and who are into producing sexual content around their workouts…so we can feel healthy by extension of their hard work…

The chicks are really the only reason to go to the gym, also a good reason to become trans, so you can go to the locker room at the gym, to see them in the showers, like we want to…and deserve to…because we are WOMEN too…at least when we hit the gym…

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