Workouts are important to jerk off to, because it encourages them girls to produce smut around fitness, rather than feeder porn or other fat and lazy shit the fat and lazy people of the world who just sit on their couches, living behind a screen, self diagnosed with any and all mental health issues to use as an excuse to mooch off society, or their parents, rather than actually do something with their lives….those people, the woke type, are the biggest voices on the internet misleading normal people into thinking they are not normal, because they’ve collectively gone fucking nuts…

So when the government and their minion monsters push experimental medication on you, instead of known therapeutics, like VITAMIN D, diet and exercise, trying to fill you with more poisons an reward you with donuts and other shitty foods, reminding you they want you fat and useless….it’s part of their system, it’s the big part of their global takeover equation….

Then there’s the whole lockdown of the gyms, so people can’t get fit, forcing healthy people to be creative to stay healthy….because the health authorities are fucking monsters…LITERALLY..

Anyone with a brain knows a fit healthy bitch is better than the alternative, pandemic or not….and I support girls doing fitness for masturbation material because I am too lazy to workout, I also don’t really care about unhealthy life choices, it’s basically been my lifestyle choice…but I’m not here locking people inside over a rebranded flu to get them on some vaccine passport system that is straight up TYRANNICAL…

Choose health and wellness for your masturbation….it’s really the only choice.

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I am not a conspiracy theorist…I just don’t believe that disgusting people should be allowed to mandate what they consider to be “healthy medicine” like terrifying enforcers of evil…especially when I see that therapeutics like Ivermectin, or even VITAMIN D aren’t being mandated…it’s a zero to 60 situation of “get vaccinated” which doesn’t sit well with me, especially when the vaccinated still get COVID and spread COVID…but imagine if they weren’t vaccinated…IT WOULD BE SO MUCH WORSE…

It’s all pretty dumb, but people are brainwashed, maybe the vaccines are in their brain, maybe they don’t think logically anymore…like “the whole point of vaccines is to protect myself to my best ability’….so being exposed to an unvaccinated won’t make you melt like a sex doll in a house fire…

Then all these health officials who look like inter-dimensional demons are telling people how to live healthy…while looking like death…but no one mandates fitness, diet, supplements, tested and safe medicines…it’s all pushing one catch all vaccine…and brainwashing people with the vaccine to think people who don’t have it are the demons….WRONG SIDE OF HISTORY SHIT…

The fact is, healthy lifestyle will bring healthy immune system, fitness is part of a healthy lifestyle, so here are some healthy bitches to inspire you to jerk off to girls who workout instead of the fatties trying to brainwash you into thinking they are healthy…thanks to PROPAGANDA and LIES…INCLUSIVTY and obviously it is because they WANT you fat and lazy…easier to manipulate you in your miserable fat life..

Now I am not one for fitness, I am a fat fuck, but I did volunteer at the YMCA gym 20 years ago and loved jerking off to the girls working out who at the time were not NEARLY as slutty as this…I mean they didn’t wear leggings, they wore jogging shorts and big t-shirts…being in the gym today would be basically like being on a fucking porn set…LABIA everywhere and that’s wonderful….almost enough reason to get into fitness…JUST MAKE SURE YOU ARE VACCINATED BECAUSE YOU CAN’T GET INTO A GYM TO GET HEALTHY UNLESS YOU ARE….

THE WORLD IS NUTS!

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Normalizing obesity, calling it fitness….that’s the era we are currently in…because if you label it fitness despite it being fat…then it no longer is fat even though it is still fucking fat…

I know there are stories about how fitness leads to a healthy and better life, but those people who used to push that propaganda don’t factor in that living a long healthy life isn’t everyone’s dream…some of us like to sit, rot and die after too much shitty fast food and lack of exercise…

The whole fat people being fit, although absurd, is pretty inclusive….and makes people feel good…so where’s the harm in that…they’re going to die from being fat anyway…let them live in delusions of laziness…

I laugh when I see fatties whine about unattainable body image in the media…dumbos… unattainable bodies are attainable if people choose to work at it and try, only in a society of victims, lazy victims, why would they ever try…when they can still be fitness influencers getting brand deals from fitness brands all without ever breaking a sweat….

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Girls can be such bitches…you know bragging about how hot they are, or how they workout and believe in producing smut around their fitness because that’s the whole point of fitness…ALL at the expense of girls who aren’t fat…forced to look on and say “what a bitch showing off that she works out, doesn’t she know that working out makes a bitch manly, enjoy your biceps bitch, now pass me a damn cookie”….because the fat girls forced to look at fitness chicks with disgust still get laid cuz dudes are perverts who will fuck anything…OBVIOUSLY…

The point of the story is letting fat fucks rule your life and give you health advice should NEVER be taken seriously…unless it’s me saying NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED…because NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED…at least not in my internet metaverse that is this site…in real life..I’ll fuck anything…OBVIOUSLY….

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I saw the CNN or some other propagandist was finally pushing “Health and Wellness is actually a great way to deal with COVID”….

In a giant fuck you to anyone who said “the old and fat and sick are dying of this shit”….this entire time because some people look at the numbers, the DATA, and don’t just trust some puppet on TV or some angry mom scared of a virus screaming “TRUST THE SCIENCE” in the most ignorant fucking way…..

So instead of pushing supplements, vitamin D, some IVERMECTIN, workout MANDATES and access to HEALTHY foods, they just pushed an experimental shot that got us no where, people are sicker than EVER…thanks LIARS…

Fat fucks are still on social media mad at a fit Joe Rogan for being fit and able to survive covid without shitty vaccines that are making people sick…

It’s fucking nuts…

Now I realize that working out is a pain in the ass, it takes effort, as does eating well, and you’d have to be crazy to be into “health and wellness” shit…some kin of over achiever…but if you’re not into it, like I am not into it, you can’t have the people who are healthy locked up because you’re unhealthy and scared…YET that’s what is happening in Canada…and it’s weird..

Now I realize that working out sucks, being healthy sucks and that you’ve chosen your die prematurely cuz it’s easier….but that doesn’t mean you can’t look at chicks doing healthy shit being hot…since my MANTRA or Life Philosophy is one of “NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED”…

Stop listening to sick, gross, monstrous looking people disguised as health workers….start jerking off to fit chicks.

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Throughout the pandemic, the people who the media played off as being conspiracy theorists have been saying shit like “if they actually cared about health, why is everyone in America a fat sick fuck”…they’ve had 30 or 40 years of health decline that they’ve encouraged….even normalizing fat influencers to confuse fat people into thinking it is ok to be fat…NO LONGER shamed…CYBER BULLY…

But yeah, they’ve done all these HEALTH MEASURES that were arguably never about health, you know eating well, working out and all that other shit that we know make people healthy, but ignore for ourselves…

Earlier today, I saw that ABC or some other shit news organization had a headline like “the benefits of healhty diet and exercise in fighting COVID”…like where were they day one in March 2020 when people dove into BAKING….only now to admit that fat fucks are dying of this shit more than healthy fucks..,because OBVIOUSLY.

ANYWAY….fitness is good, fitness makes better life and if you’re fine with dying because you feel dead anyway…do what I do and watch hot chicks be slutty and fit, because they are our only hope for our “NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED” policy….because being fat, despite being celebrated, is barely impressive….as it requires sitting on your ass and eating all day like a slob…

So I support fitness.

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I wouldn’t say that I am the object of fucking health and wellness, this is hardly a blog about getting GAINS or 6-pack abs or other shit that fat fucks shouldn’t have an opinion on…I’m just here for the tits…

But I will say that 90 percent of the people I know who got the experimental shot, who are scared shitless of COVID, who don’t know any of the actual data, who want more lockdowns because being a sub to the people at the top is their fetish….are not into health and wellness.

I am sure you’ve seen the memes of all the MONSTER health officials around the world who all look like they are demons about to die or eat your babies….convincing me that this is an ALIEN invasion….because they aren’t human or if they were once human…their brains aren’t anymore….

I am also sure you’ve seen fat fuck memes of fat girls after their shot advocating for health…

Then there’s the memes about fast food being essential, gyms being non essential, coupled with historic industrialization of foods people think are healthy, but actually make them sick….

IF THEY CARED ABOUT YOUR HEALTH…they’d give everyone vitamins, good foods, and gym access…but that’s not what they do…because they don’t care about health…

It is well documented at this point that fat kills, even with COVID, fat people fall harder than the non fat, so if you’re not taking care of your health, working out, eating well, while ADVOCATING people follow rules that don’t make sense like MASKS, SOCIAL DISTANCING, CURFEWS and LOCKDOWNS, VACCINE PASSPORTS, etc….than you’re a piece of shit…

If you’re not taking care of your health, working out, eating well while NOT caring about dying of COVID, then at least look at fit bitches doing it, to feel part of the SOLUTION not the problem…

Fitness is for overly ambitious people, I get it….BUT THAT doesn’t mean we can’t stare at their tits…..while ignoring WALMART looking white girls in XXXL spandex trying to tell us how to live, when clearly their lives are fucking miserable…

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In these dark times…where the media is pushing DEATH on us all fucking day every fucking day because I guess they get better ratings when everyone is stuck at home not able to leave for HEALTH….

FUNNY THEY CARE about your HEALTH now, that should be suspicious considering they’ve never offered anyone free gym memberships or free vegetable boxes from the local farmer…WHY IS THAT…I don’t know…IT IS ABOUT YOUR HEALTH…..put this mask on…

Anyway, what I am trying to say is fat fucks die faster, die harder, so fitness by definition should help you, unless you die doing said fitness, so maybe it’s just safer to sit this one out…I AM HERE IF YOU NEED ME BOYS…but I get my fitness watching girls in skimpy clothing to fitness.

YES.

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Fitness is better than fatness, so even if there’s fatness, if it’s doing fitness, it’s hotter than if it was sitting on the couch drinking a big gulp, bag of chips, or baked goods….even if that’s what it does when it is not doing fitness as a reward for doing fitness as most fat people do.

The fact is that fit life is a better life, a healthier life, a more exciting life….filled with life changing experiences….while fat is just sick, lazy, tired, and sloth-like….you’re given one body, treat it like a temple…plus with viruses and wars and inflation and food shortages…fitness may be your answer to not die.

If you’re not into that whole thing, but more into being a fat fuck while the bitches you jerk off to aren’t, you can still appreciate fitness…in the form of girls being hot and slutty while doing it…

I celebrate fitness, by staring at fit bitches being fit in skimpy clothing…..and here’s a fitness round-up to inspire you fools.

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We live in an era where everything is based on health…it’s for your health…so follow the rules…HEALTH, HEALTH, HEALTH….meanwhile, we are the fattest we’ve ever been, maybe global warming isn’t the issue, I mean obviously I know that’s a huge scam, but if there’s any real issue, maybe it’s that the earth is getting too fucking heavy with all the fat people, like a plane in the Bahamas overloaded, we are all going to die…

So the army is showing up at people’s houses to force vaccinate them from a virus less deadly than the flu…FOR YOUR HEALTH…and the people who do comply are rewarded a cookie….

I saw some stat that since 1968, chronic illness has gone from 6% of people to 58 percent of the population, or 52 percent of the population, I don’t remember stats, but I know it was more than half the population is sick.

I also saw some stat that the people who did die of COVID weren’t just an average age of 84, but also had chronic illness, and were fat fucks…

Not so surprisingly, actual health isn’t really in the cards, rewards for working out or weightloss….maybe a ban on poison in the water and foods, fucking with people’s hormones….it’s almost like they want us SICK….

So do like I do and think fit, by looking at bitches who still want to be fit, even though fat chicks are acting like they are hot not being fit, since dudes fuck em anyway….but these girls don’t want to be an “anyway”….and like those days being kicked out of the gym for awkward boners..fit girls being fit are hot.

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