Here’s some workout girls to remind you that girls doing fitness is easy to visualize them doing it naked on your face or dick, but more importantly, it gets them hormonally charged and thus pretty horny, I’m sure if you ask girls if they cum or masturbate working out or within the hour of working out…at least some will say yes and that’s good enough scientific evidence that working out makes girls horny….

As you and everyone knows, being fat is disgusting and kills you as you struggle to breathe through life…being fit is hot and allows you to live a more meaningful life.

Some of us are too far gone to imagine getting much more out of life and are perfectly fine being fat from their couch or bed….while others of us pretend we like fitness and have a gym membership and some of us may actually be fit athletes…or just robot spam bots….but we can all agree, even the SPAM bots….that watching ladies to working out slutty, which is really just doing working out in general….is good….so here’s good.

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It’s safe to say the normalizing of fat chicks is the fucking worse turn of events for humanity, fat people were always supposed to be the bullied ones with no confience who hated themselves and found things about them that they could market to other people to make them either fun to be around, or worth a fuck to a dude desperate enough…they were never supposed to be hot chicks…

So I encourage the health and wellness approach of eating well and being fit to be the hottest version of yourself…rather than some slob bitch demanding the same credit that these bitches who work hard for their hotness or their hottest version of themselves get..and the world I live in, doesn’t reward lazy pigs…even if the actual. world does..

So along with the health benefits of fitness, it also shows good character in a person, and even if the bitch gets a little too muscular, at least she’s not obese…

I make anything porn, so that’s why I don’t get allowed into gyms, but luckily ladies know their working out makes them horny, makes us horny, and because of that they share it…

Fit Bitches – TRUE HEROES…

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I like to think that COVID is over. I know for a lot of Americans I know, it’s been over for 1.5 years by now, that shit doesn’t impact your day and it’s really just an annoying internet trend like the ice bucket challenge..

I realize that not everywhere is like CANADA, where they basically locked down everything for the last few months, only to start opening things up again after the Truckers called out their bullshit policies because for anyone paying attention none of it made sense….

ESPECIALLY when they were pushing vaccines on people instead of other approaved therapeutics or even VITAMINS, DIET, SLEEP and ExERcISE….because your body, when treated right has an immune system that does a good job keeping you alive…that’s sort of the point of it…and if you don’t treat your body right, then who the fuck cares if you die of a dumb flu-like virus from CHINA…or a massive heart attack while jerking off while taking a SHIT….you know you shouldn’t put that much strain on yourself…two intense activities at the same time…but the smell just reminds you of sex..that cheesy ball sweat and feces aroma….as you GROUNDHOG your shit…in and out…in and out…in and out…like some sort of DILDO that NATURE gave you…even if it hurts your HEMORRHOIDS.

I’m onto you..

Anyway, fit or not, we can appreciate babes trying to not be fat chicks…and here’s a bunch of them….because you don’t need a fitness fetish, you don’t need to be a fitness bro, you don’t need to look like a chiseled man who showers with his buds after a good SWOLE to appreciate bitches working on their bods….

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Despite the propaganda they push on motherfuckers about forced medications, or other bullshit, the real key to health and wellness is diet and exercise…eat well, workout, then sleep well, thrive….

Taking medicines, being lazy, eating dog shit food full of chemicals that disrupt your hormones and basically poison you…is how you barely hold on…because you feel like shit every fucking day…exhausted…miserable…your body SCREAMING for nutrients…or some sort of movement to build muscles to carry your obesity down the street to buy more junk food….

Working out is a lot of fucking work, a lot of effort…it’s easier to be a fucking sloth pig stain on society…which is why everyone is fat…they’ve just given up and no matter how normalized they try to make it…it’s a fucking failure….it’s a total disrespect for life…it’s disgusting…ESPECIALLY when you’re a woman, because there’s a double standard here….there’s absolutely no excuse for fatties…which is why I am fully supportive of these half naked fitness girls being fit….and slutty…which I guess is just the way ladies are now….slutty…and not fit enough.

This is motivation for you to go jack off in front of gym windows until you get arrested….because you need to make moves in the world….leave your mark…all over the door handle.

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People all try to push this whole fitness thing on other people, because clearly they have never seen how HOT fat chicks are when naked doing what skinny chicks traditionally did, unless they were specifically working in the BBW fetish realm….before everyone was forced into having a BBW fetish thanks to half of the women out there or more being BBW, and in a numbers game, if you want to get laid, you take what you can get..

They have all these insane theories that if you get off your ass, watch what you eat, burn a few calories in the gym, lift some weights, your life will be seemingly better, you’ll feel better, you’ll be less sick, you’ll be optimal….but maybe they don’t realize being exhausted on the couch, too lazy to do anyting, even get to the fridge and make yourself something to eat, when you can just ORER…is operation at optimal level…

Plus, if you’re into the whole skinny and fit girl thing, you can just watch them on the internet being skinny a fit, because it’s easier than jerking off to them in the gym, you know cuz you can sit on your ass on the couch when you do it, assuming you can still get hard in your fatness, or find your dick in your fatness, which I won’t….

WHO ARE THEY TO TELL US FITNESS IS HOT…..those OPPRESSIVE exclusionary bastards..

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Workouts are important to jerk off to, because it encourages them girls to produce smut around fitness, rather than feeder porn or other fat and lazy shit the fat and lazy people of the world who just sit on their couches, living behind a screen, self diagnosed with any and all mental health issues to use as an excuse to mooch off society, or their parents, rather than actually do something with their lives….those people, the woke type, are the biggest voices on the internet misleading normal people into thinking they are not normal, because they’ve collectively gone fucking nuts…

So when the government and their minion monsters push experimental medication on you, instead of known therapeutics, like VITAMIN D, diet and exercise, trying to fill you with more poisons an reward you with donuts and other shitty foods, reminding you they want you fat and useless….it’s part of their system, it’s the big part of their global takeover equation….

Then there’s the whole lockdown of the gyms, so people can’t get fit, forcing healthy people to be creative to stay healthy….because the health authorities are fucking monsters…LITERALLY..

Anyone with a brain knows a fit healthy bitch is better than the alternative, pandemic or not….and I support girls doing fitness for masturbation material because I am too lazy to workout, I also don’t really care about unhealthy life choices, it’s basically been my lifestyle choice…but I’m not here locking people inside over a rebranded flu to get them on some vaccine passport system that is straight up TYRANNICAL…

Choose health and wellness for your masturbation….it’s really the only choice.

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I am not a conspiracy theorist…I just don’t believe that disgusting people should be allowed to mandate what they consider to be “healthy medicine” like terrifying enforcers of evil…especially when I see that therapeutics like Ivermectin, or even VITAMIN D aren’t being mandated…it’s a zero to 60 situation of “get vaccinated” which doesn’t sit well with me, especially when the vaccinated still get COVID and spread COVID…but imagine if they weren’t vaccinated…IT WOULD BE SO MUCH WORSE…

It’s all pretty dumb, but people are brainwashed, maybe the vaccines are in their brain, maybe they don’t think logically anymore…like “the whole point of vaccines is to protect myself to my best ability’….so being exposed to an unvaccinated won’t make you melt like a sex doll in a house fire…

Then all these health officials who look like inter-dimensional demons are telling people how to live healthy…while looking like death…but no one mandates fitness, diet, supplements, tested and safe medicines…it’s all pushing one catch all vaccine…and brainwashing people with the vaccine to think people who don’t have it are the demons….WRONG SIDE OF HISTORY SHIT…

The fact is, healthy lifestyle will bring healthy immune system, fitness is part of a healthy lifestyle, so here are some healthy bitches to inspire you to jerk off to girls who workout instead of the fatties trying to brainwash you into thinking they are healthy…thanks to PROPAGANDA and LIES…INCLUSIVTY and obviously it is because they WANT you fat and lazy…easier to manipulate you in your miserable fat life..

Now I am not one for fitness, I am a fat fuck, but I did volunteer at the YMCA gym 20 years ago and loved jerking off to the girls working out who at the time were not NEARLY as slutty as this…I mean they didn’t wear leggings, they wore jogging shorts and big t-shirts…being in the gym today would be basically like being on a fucking porn set…LABIA everywhere and that’s wonderful….almost enough reason to get into fitness…JUST MAKE SURE YOU ARE VACCINATED BECAUSE YOU CAN’T GET INTO A GYM TO GET HEALTHY UNLESS YOU ARE….

THE WORLD IS NUTS!

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Normalizing obesity, calling it fitness….that’s the era we are currently in…because if you label it fitness despite it being fat…then it no longer is fat even though it is still fucking fat…

I know there are stories about how fitness leads to a healthy and better life, but those people who used to push that propaganda don’t factor in that living a long healthy life isn’t everyone’s dream…some of us like to sit, rot and die after too much shitty fast food and lack of exercise…

The whole fat people being fit, although absurd, is pretty inclusive….and makes people feel good…so where’s the harm in that…they’re going to die from being fat anyway…let them live in delusions of laziness…

I laugh when I see fatties whine about unattainable body image in the media…dumbos… unattainable bodies are attainable if people choose to work at it and try, only in a society of victims, lazy victims, why would they ever try…when they can still be fitness influencers getting brand deals from fitness brands all without ever breaking a sweat….

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Girls can be such bitches…you know bragging about how hot they are, or how they workout and believe in producing smut around their fitness because that’s the whole point of fitness…ALL at the expense of girls who aren’t fat…forced to look on and say “what a bitch showing off that she works out, doesn’t she know that working out makes a bitch manly, enjoy your biceps bitch, now pass me a damn cookie”….because the fat girls forced to look at fitness chicks with disgust still get laid cuz dudes are perverts who will fuck anything…OBVIOUSLY…

The point of the story is letting fat fucks rule your life and give you health advice should NEVER be taken seriously…unless it’s me saying NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED…because NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED…at least not in my internet metaverse that is this site…in real life..I’ll fuck anything…OBVIOUSLY….

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I saw the CNN or some other propagandist was finally pushing “Health and Wellness is actually a great way to deal with COVID”….

In a giant fuck you to anyone who said “the old and fat and sick are dying of this shit”….this entire time because some people look at the numbers, the DATA, and don’t just trust some puppet on TV or some angry mom scared of a virus screaming “TRUST THE SCIENCE” in the most ignorant fucking way…..

So instead of pushing supplements, vitamin D, some IVERMECTIN, workout MANDATES and access to HEALTHY foods, they just pushed an experimental shot that got us no where, people are sicker than EVER…thanks LIARS…

Fat fucks are still on social media mad at a fit Joe Rogan for being fit and able to survive covid without shitty vaccines that are making people sick…

It’s fucking nuts…

Now I realize that working out is a pain in the ass, it takes effort, as does eating well, and you’d have to be crazy to be into “health and wellness” shit…some kin of over achiever…but if you’re not into it, like I am not into it, you can’t have the people who are healthy locked up because you’re unhealthy and scared…YET that’s what is happening in Canada…and it’s weird..

Now I realize that working out sucks, being healthy sucks and that you’ve chosen your die prematurely cuz it’s easier….but that doesn’t mean you can’t look at chicks doing healthy shit being hot…since my MANTRA or Life Philosophy is one of “NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED”…

Stop listening to sick, gross, monstrous looking people disguised as health workers….start jerking off to fit chicks.

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