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2022

18

May

Workout Wednesday of the Day

I just realized that every single post I’ve posted today has been either fat and vile looking bitches, or Rumer Willis, who might as well be a fat and vile looking girl, because she’s about as hot as one…

That good news is that we’ve got WORKOUT WEDNESDAY, a feature that celebrates girls who go to the gym, who consider themselves fit, who actively try to not be fat and I am all for that.

Fit is healthy, unless you’re anorexic fit and dying of anemia, heart disease and haven’t had your period in 8 years….

But for the most part, fit gives energy, strength, the ability to bounce on a cock without gassing out and losing their breath….it allows them to fit in one plane seat, not 2, it probably means they eat less and more affordable, but then they probably eat healthy, while feeding a fat bitch requires a bag of chips, a jug of chocolate milk and a tub of ice cream….so maybe the fit chick isn’t as cost effective….I mean they also live longer….but yeah, we’re just looking at the pics, not investing in a fit chick or costing her out, so celebrate that fitness, it just looks better than fatness.

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2022

11

May

Workout Wednesday of the Day

Fit bitches to balance out WEIGHT WATCHERS WEDNESDAY because fit is hot, even an ugly bitch with a fit body is better than a fat bitch with a pretty face….there’s no debate there no matter how many times you hear “well, I don’t fuck her all day, I have to look at her face more than her asshole”….to which I say “you’ve found yourself the wrong bitch, but that’s pretty clear with the fact that she’s fat….you done gave up bro”….

Fitness is healthy, fitness is active, fitness is able to fuck without getting out of breath so you can lay their on the back being the fat one…..in a THERE IS ONLY ENOUGH ROOM IN THIS BED FOR ONE FAT FUCK and it’s going to be me…since I’m not the chick.

Fitness saves lives, fitness makes activities better, fitness can lead to a longer life…..and fitness is better to fuck.

Anyone who tells you a fit girl isn’t worth jerking off to, has never watched a fit girl in leggings do deep squats in the park….

PUT THAT IN MY MOUTH…I’ll eat it….so here are them fit bitches…

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2022

04

May

Workout Wednesday of the Day

Stay fit motherfuckers!

I know that people are all back on the abortion kick because social media and the media are an echo chamber from hell to keep us all unhappy and in their trance…TURNING OFF THE INTERNET would do us all good, except maybe this site, since it needs the internet to exist, but no one would notice it was gone and I figure it’s a good sacrifice for the benefit of humanity as a whole, since I’m planning to stop updating eventually, it’s just a waste of time…but that’s another story.

This story is about health and wellness, my body my choice, trust the science, get an experimental shot with a donut….COVID propaganda that lead to COVID protocol that will probably make a fucking comeback in the fall, possibly in ways we don’t even understand….so more disgusting half dead looking fat people can scream at us about our health…

As a fat person, I don’t identify as those preachy fat people, but rather one who knows people should be fit in order to be healthy, fit in order to be hot, fit to have the best possible life, so if you do anything for your health and wellness…get fit..while I eat chips and cake from the sideline and watch…..

As a fat person, I believe you should feel shame in being fat, and that these fitness bitches are pornographic, especially in an era where there are so many fatties pretending to be hot, even though fitness means they’ll likely live longer, so not a great long term strategy if you’re favorite break-up is when the bitch your with dies off on you gifting you freedom and some of their assets….MOOCH RIGHT IF YOU ARE GOING TO MOOCH AT ALL.

All this to say, I like fit bitches.

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2022

27

Apr

Workout Wednesday of the Day

I’ve done way too many fat girl posts for weight watcher’s wednesday, which is not affiliated with the weight watcher’s brand in any way, because these fatties like being fat, they’ve fetishized it and monetized it….

But as a fat girl hater, someone who tolerates them when they serve me donuts and coffee, or when they check me out at the WALMART cash, confused at what actual money is, or why I wouldn’t check out using the futuristic ROBOT….

I’m more into weight watching when it involves girls using weights, getting toned up and fit, because it’s healthier, it’s achievable by all women, it takes work, and it looks better….so choose fitness not fatness.

So watch weights being used by hot slutty exhibitionists at the gym, where you know that the outfits are insanely slutty in this era……because the alternative is just fucking lazy, vile, and probably tastes like diabetic pussy while smelling like shit thanks to not being able to clean off proper…too much surface area.

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2022

20

Apr

Workout Wednesday of the Day

I do some FAT FUCK FRIDAY on a WEDNESDAY that we call “WEIGHT WATCHER WEDNESDAY”…

It’s my SARCASTIC POST, that isn’t for inclusivity, I just say it is, because IF you pretend to be WOKE they leave you alone and think you are on their side. SO CLEVER.

To off set the fat fucks I do FIT FUCKS for WORKOUT WEDNESDAY, not because I like body building bitches with the dick clits on, but you may, but I do like health and WELLNESS bitches who look like they don’t taste like diabetic necrosis or whatever the fuck it is called when your diabetes eats your pussy off like you’re Harvey Weinstein.

Fitness makes better lives for the fit and better jerk off material than the fat alternative during this time of an attack on fitness because they want everyone fat, FINALLY, I feel like I’m welcome to the topless beach club! Thank you inclusivity, I am still disgusting, but we can be disgusting together to move the bar on disgusting down some notches.

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2022

13

Apr

Workout Wednesday of the Day

I don’t know about you, but one of my childhood dreams was milking women to sell their breast milk to body builders for the HGH, so I guess I’ve always had a thing for fitness…despite being a fat fuck.

You know, one of those spectators who has gone to the gym, even volunteered at the gym, but it was really only to see the women working out in their slutty outfits, because since the 70s, workout gear’s been hot.

I’ve been kicked out of at least one gym for accidentally mistaking the women’s lockerroom for the men’s lockerroom after being told by a female friend from the gym that they actually got naked in there, information too overwhelming for me to not react to in a “they’ll never know I walked in here on purpose, no one is that bold”….but after the third time being caught doing it…I was removed from the facility, but I will still hold those good times, those memories of old ladies prepping for swim class close to my heart. I am sure at least one of them liked the attention.

So you may not want to be fit, or healthy, or in shape….whether it adds quality or length to your life or not….but that doesn’t mean you can’t be in and around fitness, so that you can stare at hot fit chicks, knowing they are better than the fatties.

These are some girls who feel fit, look fit, are fit, showing off….and I like to post this weekly as a reminder to get out there and creep on girls doing fitness, they’ll probably like it because of their higher testosterone and happiness someone’s noticing their hard work….but don’t take my word for it, everyone’s pretty uptight now and it may get you arrested.

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2022

06

Apr

Workout Wednesday of the Day

Stay Fit Ladies…

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2022

30

Mar

Workout Wednesday of the Day

The two most important stories in fitness in the past few weeks are:

1- Fitness helps fight against covid, the more fit you are, the less you’ll die of COVID, not to say fit people haven’t died of COVID, but they’re saying if you get healthy, your chances are better….shocking…fitness leads to a stronger immune system, a longer and healthier life, and you’ll look better to jerk off to…

2- Fitness is White Surpemacist, because the conspiracy theorists, trumpers and right like to be fit, and fitness leads to toxic masculinity and RACISM, all theat TESTOSTERONE they are trying to shame in a world of CUCKS.

That’s not to say I work out, but I would if I cared, and I totally think fit bitches are hotter than dumpy bitches, which is really what this is about.

Celebrate babes working out whoring out so you don’t have to…or whatever…

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2022

23

Mar

Workout Wednesday of the Daywo

I saw some insane storyline, that I guess could be actual journalism, but so ridiculous that it’s obviously propaganda about how “Pandemic Fitness Trends” are a white supremacist tool to valorize VIOLENCE and Hypermasculinity….something they don’t want you to have in a world they’ve designed and really implemented the mechanisms to have a low testosterone group of cucks only getting their T from the cum they eat out of their wife’s pussy….cuz she has no respect for your pansy ass millennial ass you liked things inserted into.

So….now Fitness is a White Supremacist Tool, to turn people off of working out, to force them to be fat, weak and lazy, so they can keep pulling off bullshit tyrannical measures on you….

Push the fat and lazy agenda, call anything that goes against that RACIST…or FASCIST…while they’ve proven to ACTUALLY be fascists….and to actually SUPPORT the worst kind of Fascist for “democracy”..

Obviously, anyone with a brain sees through all this nonsense, but I guess no one has a brain….

From my perspective, being as fit as possible, is really your best chance of survival, or your best life….you need strength and stamina…you SHOULD be fit, or at least be normalizing hot fit girls, because this fat shit is part of an Agenda that you will not like if you let them go through with it…like you have been….

From my perspective, I’m fat and lazy and sticking with that, but that doesn’t mean the best part of fitness is the pussy, while mainstream media pushes that it’s some Hitler shit, while literally supporting hitler shit in Ukraine…

You gotta wonder about all this shit…fitness is good, always.

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2022

16

Mar

Workout Wednesday of the Day

Fitness is the key to a valuable existence apparently….

I wouldn’t know, I don’t partake in the whole valuable existence thing but I am a reasonable person who takes full responsibility for my self destruction…

I do find it pretty obnoxious that they’ve turned away from the aggressive pushing of fitness and weight loss, you know giving people something to work towards, giving people a healthy image that they can aspire to be, making them question that donut…..

They’ve pushed that shit the last 30 or 40 years or longer, but all of a sudden they don’t, because they want you fat…..or because they feel bad about hurting some fat lady feelings, knowing that weight loss and fitness will still be a multi billion dollar industry…..so let the fatties not feel bad about being fatties because they are too lazy to stop eating cake….”It’s genetic”….”it’s a medical condition”…..”It’s my baby weight”……”It’s my thyroid”…..”It’s my knee injury”…..”It’s my asthma”….”My long haul covid”…..but it’s never “I’m lazy, I overeat, I don’t work out”….obviously….

Well, I still think lusting after a fit, strong, hot body is the most important part of joining a gym, so take in some fit girls to normalize fit girls, because this fat shit is out of hand!

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